Post by Sierra Silver on May 20, 2021 17:21:36 GMT -5
We once again find a cameraman walking down the hallway of Sierra Silver’s house. He walks up to the same room as last time, this time the Team Rocket motto plays at full volume. The cameraman knocks on the door but, due to the loud noise, nobody hears and nobody answers. So he’s forced to walk in without being invited. He opens the door to find Sierra, laying on her back on the floor. She holds her black cat, Happy, over her head, making silly and kissy faces at her.
Uh… Si?
His voice is barely audible over the music.
Sierra brings Happy down and gives her a snug, warm hug.
Si?
Happy responds by rubbing her face against Sierra’s, causing the villainess to giggle and kiss the cat on the head.
SI!
Sierra snaps to attention and suddenly sits up, Causing Happy to bolt out of the room.
Oh! Tommy!
Sierra gets up and gives the cameraman, Thomas Snow, a big, tight hug. They stay like that for a moment before Sierra breaks away and hurries over to her stereo and stops the music before turning back to the camera.
I’m super duper glad you’re here! And of course, you’ve met Bobby!
Sierra gestures to Snow’s left. The camera turns to see the large Robert B. Goode, standing directly next to him. Snow lets out a yelp as he steps back in surprise.
Jesus!
Goode gives Snow a murderous look before the slightest smile crosses his face.
Actually, my name is Robert… Good to see you again, Mr. Snow…
Snow turns the camera to Sierra, who is looking on with pure glee and happiness.
Um… l-likewise, Robert.
I’m going to go find where little Happy ran off to and give her some pets.
Okie Bobert, thank you!
The camera follows Goode as he slowly stomps out of the room, reaching behind him to close the door on his way out.
He’s such a sweetheart, isn’t he??
Uh… sure. Anyway, Si, I wanted to talk to you about-
Oh, I know! You wanted to congratulate me on my heckin cool performance on Sin a couple weeks ago! I did the evils and beat Mark Kelly and now I’m one step closer to winning the Glory tournament and going on to win the championship in the name of PURE EVIL and add it to my EVIL trophy case alongside my SUPERVILLAINWEIGHT championship! Did you see the belt? Did you see it? Isn’t it pretty?
Yeah, Si, it’s great. Listen, I want to talk to you about Lockheart. You can’t overlo-
I’m not overlooking Maggie or her ferocious beast!
I know, but- wait what?
Y’know! Maggie and the Ferocious Beast! The cartoon with the little girl, the big friendly monster, OH and Hamilton, the funny pig with the box?? They all have super-duper fun adventures through Nowhere Land?? She grew up and now she’s a wrestler, right??
Oh yeah, right. I don’t know. But what I do know is that she’s a real threat in this tournament. And she’s just the beginning. If you want to win this thing you have to go through three matches in one night. That’s hard for anyone.
Not for a nefarious evildoer like myself! I will do the evil and rule the world with my adorable charm!
sigh All right, Si.
Tommy! Listen, I get you wanna give me the lowdown on the competish because you’re a GM and all, but I got this! I do my homework, I went to college! Nobody is going to get the best of Sierra HECKIN Silver without a fight!!!
A chuckle can be heard from behind the camera.
All right, good.
It is good! It’s more than good! It’s the goodest!
So, have you thought about what title you’re going after when you win?
Sierra sighs and walks over to a beanbag chair in the corner and flops down, Thomas takes a seat next to her.
To be honest, no. Right now I’m just focused on winning the tourney. I would like to win a championship, definitely. But I wanna take it one step at a time. I want to focus on winning Glory. Don’t wanna get too big for my britches!
Thomas chuckles
Well… I’d say that’s a good way of going about it. Good luck, Si.
Thank you, Tommy! I’ll do ya proud!!
The two friends hug tightly as the scene fades out.
!!!EPIC TRANSITION!!!
The scene cuts to Sierra and Robert B Good, standing over a globe sitting on a desk. Sierra absentmindedly spins the globe with her pointer finger as she hums the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song. Soon she quickly looks up at the camera for the briefest of moments before immediately looking back down at the globe. She nudges Goode in the side with her elbow, as if prompting him.
Oh. Right.
Goode clears his throat and begins to speak in a deadpan tone.
Gee, Sierra… What do you want to do tonight…?
Sierra giggles as she responds.
Why, the same thing we do every night, Bobby! Try to take over the world!
Sierra throws her hands up and begins skipping around the room behind Goode as she sings.
They're Pinky and The Brain! Yes, Pinky and The Brain! One is a genius, the other is insane!
She continues to sing in the background as Robert glares into the camera, his silent, evil grimace somehow drowns out Sierra’s singing. As he stares and as the camera zooms in on his face, an evil smile grows
Oh… This is going to be fun. This will be fun because Sierra doesn’t just have one opponent, she has seven. Seven potential victims to run through en route to claiming the glory of… well, Glory. And on top of that, the championship of her choosing. She could select the Horrorcore championship, the International championship, she could claim the world title for herself. Or maybe, just maybe, she could take a trip over to Legacy, visit her bestest friend, Thomas Snow, and take their world title from them. Now that would be truly evil…
But that’s in the future, this is now. The future is a mystery but we are aware of the present. And the present is-
-Now, thanks to science!
-Maggie Lockheart… Ms. Lockheart, Sierra mistook you for a little child on a ridiculous cartoon from her childhood. And, to be honest, she isn’t that far off. At least in my opinion. Your reputation precedes you, an accomplished wrestler in multiple styles including the dangerous and violent deathmatch… But if you ask me, you are about as intimidating to me and her as that child is to the beast she hangs out with it…
I hate that I know anything about that program… But Sierra enjoys it…
Nevertheless, getting back on track… Ms. Lockheart, you are well versed in the wrestling ring. Well accomplished in the world outside of Revolution1. You seem to pride yourself on being a hardcore wrestler, using weapons and violence to defeat your enemies, allowing your body to take more punishment than a “normal” wrestler.
See… I’m somewhat of a weaponsmith as well… Perhaps I’ll talk about that one day… But until then… where was I?
Maggie! And her-
-Monster thing. Right. Thank you, Sierra. Magdalena, your background in hardcore wrestling may be impressive to some, but to someone like Sierra, that means nothing. Your penchant for weapons-based violence is all fine and good, but it pales in comparison to the well-roundedness of Sierra’s offense. While you were busy swinging chairs and getting covered in scars, Sierra has trained in many styles. Now, I’m aware you are trained in many styles as well,
You can walk around, presenting your body, making weak-minded men drool as you pass by, but I assure you those tactics will not be nearly as effective on Sierra. Her mind is like a steel trap.
As he speaks, Goode turns his head to look at his partner in crime.
Nothing distracts her. Especially not some attractive wo-
He trails off when Sierra lifts her phone up, a clear picture of her girlfriend, Emmy, on the screen. She turns around so she is facing Goode. Her face is the human embodiment of the heart eyes emoji.
...Okay, certain attractive women…
Awww, puppy!
...And dogs. But inside the ring, standing across from her opponent, she is only focused on the singular goal. Winning. All in her grand, overarching scheme to take over the world. Mark Kelly was the first victim in said scheme. And you… you just so happen to be the second. She will do the exact same to you. And her next opponent. And the next one.
Goode adjusts his tie as he continues to glare.
You’re just a stepping stone, Ms. Lockheart. You don’t even get the distinction of being the first nor the last. You’re just another pretty face in the crowd. You will be a mere footnote in the story of Sierra’s rise to power.
Silver Linings! Sierra’s Fantastical Journey to Evil Glory!!! Coming to a Barnes and Noble near you one day!!!
Maybe you will be the most exciting victory on Sierra’s journey, however. Who knows? All I can say for sure, at this moment, is that you are just one of four lowly victims in Sierra’s path. She will dispose of you and send you packing back to the dirty armories where you can fight in deathmatches until you give the match’s name some legitimacy when you actually drop dead.
Goode goes silent. Until a small smile crosses his face again.
Oh, and don’t think I’ve forgotten about the rest of you… promising newbies, established names, even a champion. All must be prepared to suffer a humiliating defeat at the hands of the most righteous villainess this world has ever seen…
Goode takes his eyes off the camera for the first time in a while to look down. He begins to quietly chuckle. It soon turns into raucous laughter. Sierra joins in, though probably not knowing what they’re laughing about. Soon, Goode stops laughing and once again glares at the camera.
Allow me to be frank with you all… Sierra is the sweetest girl I have ever met. I got a cavity the first time I talked to her. But that does not mean you should write her off as a silly kid. You all need to realize that is exactly what she wants you to do. Treat her like a child, treat her like a nonissue. That’s perfect. Because she will defeat you. If not because you sleep on her then because she is the far superior talent.
She makes you think she is weak. She makes you think she is all fun and games. But in reality, she is cunning, manipulative… evil.
But she’s a sweetheart, first and foremost. She’s a lover and a fighter… And that makes the weak-minded and undisciplined, such as yourselves so easy to pick off. You don’t understand how a devious mind like Sierra’s operates. None of you do…
You need to understand… Sierra doesn’t care whether you need to be in a gang to make yourselves appear tough, Mr. Min-Jun, Mr. Weaver, and Ms. Nine, or a well-known name from elsewhere, Mr. Ryan. A wrecker of havoc here in Revolution, Mr. Prince, or a champion within the promotion, Ms. Lee. You’re all mere peasants in Sierra’s evil kingdom. Pawns compared to the evil queen that is Sierra.
You will all be sent to the slaughter...
Goode’s face turns into his evil smirk.
...so she may rise as the winner of Glory and ruler of Revolution1…
Sierra suddenly jumps onto Goode’s back, wrapping her arms loosely around his neck, smiling vibrantly into the camera.
All that and more in the great name of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLL!!!
Sierra holds up a peace sign and winks as Goode simply smirks as the scene slowly fades out as the theme song to Pinky & The Brain plays and grows louder.
Uh… Si?
His voice is barely audible over the music.
Sierra brings Happy down and gives her a snug, warm hug.
Si?
Happy responds by rubbing her face against Sierra’s, causing the villainess to giggle and kiss the cat on the head.
SI!
Sierra snaps to attention and suddenly sits up, Causing Happy to bolt out of the room.
Oh! Tommy!
Sierra gets up and gives the cameraman, Thomas Snow, a big, tight hug. They stay like that for a moment before Sierra breaks away and hurries over to her stereo and stops the music before turning back to the camera.
I’m super duper glad you’re here! And of course, you’ve met Bobby!
Sierra gestures to Snow’s left. The camera turns to see the large Robert B. Goode, standing directly next to him. Snow lets out a yelp as he steps back in surprise.
Jesus!
Goode gives Snow a murderous look before the slightest smile crosses his face.
Actually, my name is Robert… Good to see you again, Mr. Snow…
Snow turns the camera to Sierra, who is looking on with pure glee and happiness.
Um… l-likewise, Robert.
I’m going to go find where little Happy ran off to and give her some pets.
Okie Bobert, thank you!
The camera follows Goode as he slowly stomps out of the room, reaching behind him to close the door on his way out.
He’s such a sweetheart, isn’t he??
Uh… sure. Anyway, Si, I wanted to talk to you about-
Oh, I know! You wanted to congratulate me on my heckin cool performance on Sin a couple weeks ago! I did the evils and beat Mark Kelly and now I’m one step closer to winning the Glory tournament and going on to win the championship in the name of PURE EVIL and add it to my EVIL trophy case alongside my SUPERVILLAINWEIGHT championship! Did you see the belt? Did you see it? Isn’t it pretty?
Yeah, Si, it’s great. Listen, I want to talk to you about Lockheart. You can’t overlo-
I’m not overlooking Maggie or her ferocious beast!
I know, but- wait what?
Y’know! Maggie and the Ferocious Beast! The cartoon with the little girl, the big friendly monster, OH and Hamilton, the funny pig with the box?? They all have super-duper fun adventures through Nowhere Land?? She grew up and now she’s a wrestler, right??
Oh yeah, right. I don’t know. But what I do know is that she’s a real threat in this tournament. And she’s just the beginning. If you want to win this thing you have to go through three matches in one night. That’s hard for anyone.
Not for a nefarious evildoer like myself! I will do the evil and rule the world with my adorable charm!
sigh All right, Si.
Tommy! Listen, I get you wanna give me the lowdown on the competish because you’re a GM and all, but I got this! I do my homework, I went to college! Nobody is going to get the best of Sierra HECKIN Silver without a fight!!!
A chuckle can be heard from behind the camera.
All right, good.
It is good! It’s more than good! It’s the goodest!
So, have you thought about what title you’re going after when you win?
Sierra sighs and walks over to a beanbag chair in the corner and flops down, Thomas takes a seat next to her.
To be honest, no. Right now I’m just focused on winning the tourney. I would like to win a championship, definitely. But I wanna take it one step at a time. I want to focus on winning Glory. Don’t wanna get too big for my britches!
Thomas chuckles
Well… I’d say that’s a good way of going about it. Good luck, Si.
Thank you, Tommy! I’ll do ya proud!!
The two friends hug tightly as the scene fades out.
!!!EPIC TRANSITION!!!
The scene cuts to Sierra and Robert B Good, standing over a globe sitting on a desk. Sierra absentmindedly spins the globe with her pointer finger as she hums the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song. Soon she quickly looks up at the camera for the briefest of moments before immediately looking back down at the globe. She nudges Goode in the side with her elbow, as if prompting him.
Oh. Right.
Goode clears his throat and begins to speak in a deadpan tone.
Gee, Sierra… What do you want to do tonight…?
Sierra giggles as she responds.
Why, the same thing we do every night, Bobby! Try to take over the world!
Sierra throws her hands up and begins skipping around the room behind Goode as she sings.
They're Pinky and The Brain! Yes, Pinky and The Brain! One is a genius, the other is insane!
She continues to sing in the background as Robert glares into the camera, his silent, evil grimace somehow drowns out Sierra’s singing. As he stares and as the camera zooms in on his face, an evil smile grows
Oh… This is going to be fun. This will be fun because Sierra doesn’t just have one opponent, she has seven. Seven potential victims to run through en route to claiming the glory of… well, Glory. And on top of that, the championship of her choosing. She could select the Horrorcore championship, the International championship, she could claim the world title for herself. Or maybe, just maybe, she could take a trip over to Legacy, visit her bestest friend, Thomas Snow, and take their world title from them. Now that would be truly evil…
But that’s in the future, this is now. The future is a mystery but we are aware of the present. And the present is-
-Now, thanks to science!
-Maggie Lockheart… Ms. Lockheart, Sierra mistook you for a little child on a ridiculous cartoon from her childhood. And, to be honest, she isn’t that far off. At least in my opinion. Your reputation precedes you, an accomplished wrestler in multiple styles including the dangerous and violent deathmatch… But if you ask me, you are about as intimidating to me and her as that child is to the beast she hangs out with it…
I hate that I know anything about that program… But Sierra enjoys it…
Nevertheless, getting back on track… Ms. Lockheart, you are well versed in the wrestling ring. Well accomplished in the world outside of Revolution1. You seem to pride yourself on being a hardcore wrestler, using weapons and violence to defeat your enemies, allowing your body to take more punishment than a “normal” wrestler.
See… I’m somewhat of a weaponsmith as well… Perhaps I’ll talk about that one day… But until then… where was I?
Maggie! And her-
-Monster thing. Right. Thank you, Sierra. Magdalena, your background in hardcore wrestling may be impressive to some, but to someone like Sierra, that means nothing. Your penchant for weapons-based violence is all fine and good, but it pales in comparison to the well-roundedness of Sierra’s offense. While you were busy swinging chairs and getting covered in scars, Sierra has trained in many styles. Now, I’m aware you are trained in many styles as well,
You can walk around, presenting your body, making weak-minded men drool as you pass by, but I assure you those tactics will not be nearly as effective on Sierra. Her mind is like a steel trap.
As he speaks, Goode turns his head to look at his partner in crime.
Nothing distracts her. Especially not some attractive wo-
He trails off when Sierra lifts her phone up, a clear picture of her girlfriend, Emmy, on the screen. She turns around so she is facing Goode. Her face is the human embodiment of the heart eyes emoji.
...Okay, certain attractive women…
Awww, puppy!
...And dogs. But inside the ring, standing across from her opponent, she is only focused on the singular goal. Winning. All in her grand, overarching scheme to take over the world. Mark Kelly was the first victim in said scheme. And you… you just so happen to be the second. She will do the exact same to you. And her next opponent. And the next one.
Goode adjusts his tie as he continues to glare.
You’re just a stepping stone, Ms. Lockheart. You don’t even get the distinction of being the first nor the last. You’re just another pretty face in the crowd. You will be a mere footnote in the story of Sierra’s rise to power.
Silver Linings! Sierra’s Fantastical Journey to Evil Glory!!! Coming to a Barnes and Noble near you one day!!!
Maybe you will be the most exciting victory on Sierra’s journey, however. Who knows? All I can say for sure, at this moment, is that you are just one of four lowly victims in Sierra’s path. She will dispose of you and send you packing back to the dirty armories where you can fight in deathmatches until you give the match’s name some legitimacy when you actually drop dead.
Goode goes silent. Until a small smile crosses his face again.
Oh, and don’t think I’ve forgotten about the rest of you… promising newbies, established names, even a champion. All must be prepared to suffer a humiliating defeat at the hands of the most righteous villainess this world has ever seen…
Goode takes his eyes off the camera for the first time in a while to look down. He begins to quietly chuckle. It soon turns into raucous laughter. Sierra joins in, though probably not knowing what they’re laughing about. Soon, Goode stops laughing and once again glares at the camera.
Allow me to be frank with you all… Sierra is the sweetest girl I have ever met. I got a cavity the first time I talked to her. But that does not mean you should write her off as a silly kid. You all need to realize that is exactly what she wants you to do. Treat her like a child, treat her like a nonissue. That’s perfect. Because she will defeat you. If not because you sleep on her then because she is the far superior talent.
She makes you think she is weak. She makes you think she is all fun and games. But in reality, she is cunning, manipulative… evil.
But she’s a sweetheart, first and foremost. She’s a lover and a fighter… And that makes the weak-minded and undisciplined, such as yourselves so easy to pick off. You don’t understand how a devious mind like Sierra’s operates. None of you do…
You need to understand… Sierra doesn’t care whether you need to be in a gang to make yourselves appear tough, Mr. Min-Jun, Mr. Weaver, and Ms. Nine, or a well-known name from elsewhere, Mr. Ryan. A wrecker of havoc here in Revolution, Mr. Prince, or a champion within the promotion, Ms. Lee. You’re all mere peasants in Sierra’s evil kingdom. Pawns compared to the evil queen that is Sierra.
You will all be sent to the slaughter...
Goode’s face turns into his evil smirk.
...so she may rise as the winner of Glory and ruler of Revolution1…
Sierra suddenly jumps onto Goode’s back, wrapping her arms loosely around his neck, smiling vibrantly into the camera.
All that and more in the great name of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLL!!!
Sierra holds up a peace sign and winks as Goode simply smirks as the scene slowly fades out as the theme song to Pinky & The Brain plays and grows louder.