Post by Jin Min-jun on Apr 24, 2021 20:41:11 GMT -5
Note: Whenever speech is written in Blue that character is actually speaking in Korean and I am just writing the English translation of what they're saying.
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Can't believe I'm finally getting to leave home. Gotta say I'm pretty stoked. Never thought Aph would sell me on this Revolution place, but it's my ticket to see more of the world... I'm down. Just gotta make sure everything's set... luggage.... yup... plane ticket... yup.... phone.. wallet... all good. Now all I have to do is make it out there door without mom noticing. Gotta use those top notch stealth skills to -
Mrs. Jin: MIN JUN! You think you can leave without me knowing?
Fuck.
I stop dead in my tracks and turn around with a grin on my face.... so busted. Before I can even start to answer mom's already starting with her regular interrogation.
Mrs Jin: Where are you going!? Why do you have your suitcase?
Min-Jun: Mom I told you I was leaving. I got a job with some... ummm.... what's the word..... fighting place. I have to go to the..... plane for the job now.
Mrs Jin: Fighting! No! I forbid it! That is not safe! You will get hurt!
Min-Jun: I will be okay mom. I'm going.
The look on her face says.... ya not happening. Thankfully I have an ace up my sleeve.
Min-Jun: Mom I'm going with Ashley don't worry.
As soon as I mention Ash my mom starts to relax... works like a charm. She always let me go where I wanted and do what I wanted as long as Ash was there.
Mrs Jin: Ashley? Oh okay then. Go, but you be safe and listen to your friend and give your mother a hug before you go.
I feel my eyes roll back into my head a bit before I give my mom a smile. Somewhere under her CSI interrogation tactics there's a heart of gold. I give her one last hug and as I try to let go I feel her pull me tighter. Once she finally lets go I waste zero time grabbing my shit and slipping out the door. As I reach the end of the driveway I hear my mom shout something after me.
Mrs Jin: Please be careful Min-jun. This world is not the kindest to people like us.
I nod without a word and my heart sinks. She's right. The world doesn't like people like us... but I've never let that stop me before... ain't gonna start now.
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Ayo Revolution! I know you've been waiting for ya boy to FINALLY show up! You must be feeling pretty lucky because the calendar says that #TuesdayNightJin is days away and let me tell you my first match is going to be so fucking good. We are on the highway to the DangerZone and I'm low key stoked. We are starting this shit with a BANG! Eight people doing everything they can to make each other bleed until one person is left? That's some Hunger Games shit right there. This is where I'm supposed to be all like "May the odds be ever in your favour", but honestly they aren't in your favour. I'm about to walk into this Battle Royale battle royal and crack every single one of my opponent's directly in the skull.... except you Sora you're great.
So who is falling victim to the Brooklyngun on his first night entertaining the masses? Well let's look down my hit list and .... Narcoleptic Ninja. What in the actual fuck? Look I thought okay... look Min-jun you know what it's like for people to judge you on your name.... give the guy a chance. See what he's about. So a quick google search later and I give him a chance to prove he's more than a stupid name. Tried to rob a dude...failed. Tried to kill a dude.... failed. Trying to win the Horrorcore Championship.... will fail. Seeing a pattern here. You know what the dumbest part of it all is? This dude failed at killing someone and got sent to the "Shadow Realm". What sort of Yu-Gi-Oh bullshit is that? And he's not even the biggest pile of stupid I have to deal with.
No that honour is reserved for Jason Ryan. For those of you who don't know, and I don't blame you, Jason Ryan is an ACTOR who also wrestles. He even tries to cross promote by bringing his acting gigs to work. Bloodline Jason? Based on a movie about a character who tries to make himself look like less of a failure by creating a gang of bigger failures. Biker Jason? Based on his brief appearance in Wild Hogs where he played an out of shape middle aged white guy trying to reclaim glory he never had. What's that saying about life and art? Clown Jason? Not a movie... just a fetish. But now... "Difference Maker". From what I hear this is from a movie where Jason tries to play an adequate wrestler..... I've heard this one is a comedy. In the movie he wins a championship.... so it's also a fantasy. I don't know how else to put it... Jason Ryan... you're the "Direct to DVD" of the wrestling world.
Then there's Richard Dweck. No not Not Richard Dweck. This is Not Not Richard Dweck. You know how they say an original is always better than a remake? Well not for Not Not Richard Dweck. This dude is apparently having a competition with J-Ry to see who the losing....est man in wrestling is. Makayala, Amelia, even your own personal Waluigi.... all got your number man. The Dweck-cellence of Dweck-cecution over here weaseled his way into wrestling as an "internet star". Not sure if we're taking like Logan Paul levels of fuckery or like... a more pornhub-y sorta fame. Like not gonna lie I searched up "Richard Dweck interview" and first thing that popped up wasn't the one and only promo you've cut in Revolution... it was some video called "Richard's Hole Gets Dwecked by Director" and I was too scared to click on that shit.
Now we finally start getting to the people that can actually throw some hands. The Demon Stripper, which is probably one of J-Ry's next movies, Jalen Price honestly came in pretty hot. Solid win over Chase Blackley. You seem like you might be able to really throw down... but gotta be real with you Jalen... it's all feeling a bit overproduced. And not even just overproduced it's like... damn how many philosophical, demonic, edgy, strippery, evil, probably gay dudes trying to prove how smart and manipulative they are does the wrestling world need? Like damn that Damon dude JUST retires in APW and you gotta take his gig? Shady A F man. Can't wait to hear you talk about how I have demons to give into or how you're going to get me off in the hotel room. All that talk is cheap. I get that whole "make sexual comments to throw people off their game" deal you got.... but it's not gonna work Prince.... only fisting happening at DangerZone is when I take this hand and make you bleed.... nope... nope never mind that's.... yeah just forget I said that.
Then we have Arcana... miss Chilling Adventures of Sabrina herself. You know she listens to like...Evanescence while reading Edgar Allen Poe in her room with like... a black cat and a Harry Potter replica wand. I'd say that magic is why she picked up a win over everyone's favourite punching bag J-Ry, but everyone picks up a win over J-Ry... no spells needed. I gotta say though Arcana you're going to need every Flipendo you can muster to walk away with the Horrorcore Championship. So listen up Hagwarts School of Bitchcraft and Misery... you seem kinda chill, but you're in the way of me taking home all the coin that comes with that championship... so know it isn't personal when I spin kick your jaw off.
Now my second biggest challenge Jessie Lee, the newly crowned and soon to be FORMER Horrorcore Champion. Honestly Jess... you're a total BAMF. I mean yeah your time in Revolution started off rocky.... losing in your debut, which like.... I'm not planning on doing... but you've beaten down everyone since so that's something! You're certainly a Lee-thal Weapon... see what I did there? And beyond that you seem pretty lit. At the very least we agree on J-Ry being hot garbage. What we won't agree on is how this match is going to go. I know you think you're one of the toughest MFers in Revo One, and you are, but "Sheila" so am I. We're meeting in an all out bloody brawl... dude that's my shit. You do this shit for competition that's great. Love that for you. I HAD to fight. I HAD to do this shit. To survive and to protect the people that looked up to me. I've never really been the biggest dog in the fight, but I've always been the scrappiest. Because here's the thing Jess it don't how big or strong you are everyone bleeds and everyone hurts when they get kicked in the skull. You showed everyone you could snatch up that Horrorcore Championship in four matches... I'm going to do it in one. As cool as you are when the Brooklyngun is done firing off shots like the street prince he is... you're going to see how hard it is to pick up your teeth with broken hands.
Finally my boy Sora. If this sorta match favours anyone it's gotta be you man. You're a death match king. Legit you're my biggest obstacle and my only ally in this match. We are going to fuckin' run through everyone until it's just you and me. I didn't think we'd be facing each other this soon, but I guess Revo One has to locate the runaway tag champs before we can challenge 'em. You know I respect you, you and Aph have had my back like no others... we are ride or die at this point, but I can't lie... I really want some gold around this waist. As brutal as you are I think you might be at a bit of a disadvantage dude. I mean you death match wrestlers... you bleed all the time... doesn't even bother you... I'm not even sure you notice it half the time. Growing up having to defend myself against bigger and stronger dudes... hell yeah I scrapped, but I knew that sometimes you have to duck and dodge til you can hit and run. And fuck if that doesn't work.. just kick 'em in the face til they drop. If that's what I gotta do then.. no hard feelings man.. we'll all still be celebrating with mine and Aph's new championships by the time the show ends. And then we'll just line you up to take the shot at that International Championship.
As new as I am I'm being real when I say don't underestimate me. I may not be much of a WRESTLER, but I'm one hell of a FIGHTER. Horrorcore... that's not wrestling... it's not suplexes and whatever the fuck greco-roman is... it's fighting. It's fists and feet, broken teeth, bloody faces.. it's my home and I'm the prince in this neighborhood. At DangerZone I take the Horrorcore Championship to #TuesdayNightJin and prove that a Shot of Jin is enough to blackout anyone.
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Can't believe I'm finally getting to leave home. Gotta say I'm pretty stoked. Never thought Aph would sell me on this Revolution place, but it's my ticket to see more of the world... I'm down. Just gotta make sure everything's set... luggage.... yup... plane ticket... yup.... phone.. wallet... all good. Now all I have to do is make it out there door without mom noticing. Gotta use those top notch stealth skills to -
Mrs. Jin: MIN JUN! You think you can leave without me knowing?
Fuck.
I stop dead in my tracks and turn around with a grin on my face.... so busted. Before I can even start to answer mom's already starting with her regular interrogation.
Mrs Jin: Where are you going!? Why do you have your suitcase?
Min-Jun: Mom I told you I was leaving. I got a job with some... ummm.... what's the word..... fighting place. I have to go to the..... plane for the job now.
Mrs Jin: Fighting! No! I forbid it! That is not safe! You will get hurt!
Min-Jun: I will be okay mom. I'm going.
The look on her face says.... ya not happening. Thankfully I have an ace up my sleeve.
Min-Jun: Mom I'm going with Ashley don't worry.
As soon as I mention Ash my mom starts to relax... works like a charm. She always let me go where I wanted and do what I wanted as long as Ash was there.
Mrs Jin: Ashley? Oh okay then. Go, but you be safe and listen to your friend and give your mother a hug before you go.
I feel my eyes roll back into my head a bit before I give my mom a smile. Somewhere under her CSI interrogation tactics there's a heart of gold. I give her one last hug and as I try to let go I feel her pull me tighter. Once she finally lets go I waste zero time grabbing my shit and slipping out the door. As I reach the end of the driveway I hear my mom shout something after me.
Mrs Jin: Please be careful Min-jun. This world is not the kindest to people like us.
I nod without a word and my heart sinks. She's right. The world doesn't like people like us... but I've never let that stop me before... ain't gonna start now.
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Ayo Revolution! I know you've been waiting for ya boy to FINALLY show up! You must be feeling pretty lucky because the calendar says that #TuesdayNightJin is days away and let me tell you my first match is going to be so fucking good. We are on the highway to the DangerZone and I'm low key stoked. We are starting this shit with a BANG! Eight people doing everything they can to make each other bleed until one person is left? That's some Hunger Games shit right there. This is where I'm supposed to be all like "May the odds be ever in your favour", but honestly they aren't in your favour. I'm about to walk into this Battle Royale battle royal and crack every single one of my opponent's directly in the skull.... except you Sora you're great.
So who is falling victim to the Brooklyngun on his first night entertaining the masses? Well let's look down my hit list and .... Narcoleptic Ninja. What in the actual fuck? Look I thought okay... look Min-jun you know what it's like for people to judge you on your name.... give the guy a chance. See what he's about. So a quick google search later and I give him a chance to prove he's more than a stupid name. Tried to rob a dude...failed. Tried to kill a dude.... failed. Trying to win the Horrorcore Championship.... will fail. Seeing a pattern here. You know what the dumbest part of it all is? This dude failed at killing someone and got sent to the "Shadow Realm". What sort of Yu-Gi-Oh bullshit is that? And he's not even the biggest pile of stupid I have to deal with.
No that honour is reserved for Jason Ryan. For those of you who don't know, and I don't blame you, Jason Ryan is an ACTOR who also wrestles. He even tries to cross promote by bringing his acting gigs to work. Bloodline Jason? Based on a movie about a character who tries to make himself look like less of a failure by creating a gang of bigger failures. Biker Jason? Based on his brief appearance in Wild Hogs where he played an out of shape middle aged white guy trying to reclaim glory he never had. What's that saying about life and art? Clown Jason? Not a movie... just a fetish. But now... "Difference Maker". From what I hear this is from a movie where Jason tries to play an adequate wrestler..... I've heard this one is a comedy. In the movie he wins a championship.... so it's also a fantasy. I don't know how else to put it... Jason Ryan... you're the "Direct to DVD" of the wrestling world.
Then there's Richard Dweck. No not Not Richard Dweck. This is Not Not Richard Dweck. You know how they say an original is always better than a remake? Well not for Not Not Richard Dweck. This dude is apparently having a competition with J-Ry to see who the losing....est man in wrestling is. Makayala, Amelia, even your own personal Waluigi.... all got your number man. The Dweck-cellence of Dweck-cecution over here weaseled his way into wrestling as an "internet star". Not sure if we're taking like Logan Paul levels of fuckery or like... a more pornhub-y sorta fame. Like not gonna lie I searched up "Richard Dweck interview" and first thing that popped up wasn't the one and only promo you've cut in Revolution... it was some video called "Richard's Hole Gets Dwecked by Director" and I was too scared to click on that shit.
Now we finally start getting to the people that can actually throw some hands. The Demon Stripper, which is probably one of J-Ry's next movies, Jalen Price honestly came in pretty hot. Solid win over Chase Blackley. You seem like you might be able to really throw down... but gotta be real with you Jalen... it's all feeling a bit overproduced. And not even just overproduced it's like... damn how many philosophical, demonic, edgy, strippery, evil, probably gay dudes trying to prove how smart and manipulative they are does the wrestling world need? Like damn that Damon dude JUST retires in APW and you gotta take his gig? Shady A F man. Can't wait to hear you talk about how I have demons to give into or how you're going to get me off in the hotel room. All that talk is cheap. I get that whole "make sexual comments to throw people off their game" deal you got.... but it's not gonna work Prince.... only fisting happening at DangerZone is when I take this hand and make you bleed.... nope... nope never mind that's.... yeah just forget I said that.
Then we have Arcana... miss Chilling Adventures of Sabrina herself. You know she listens to like...Evanescence while reading Edgar Allen Poe in her room with like... a black cat and a Harry Potter replica wand. I'd say that magic is why she picked up a win over everyone's favourite punching bag J-Ry, but everyone picks up a win over J-Ry... no spells needed. I gotta say though Arcana you're going to need every Flipendo you can muster to walk away with the Horrorcore Championship. So listen up Hagwarts School of Bitchcraft and Misery... you seem kinda chill, but you're in the way of me taking home all the coin that comes with that championship... so know it isn't personal when I spin kick your jaw off.
Now my second biggest challenge Jessie Lee, the newly crowned and soon to be FORMER Horrorcore Champion. Honestly Jess... you're a total BAMF. I mean yeah your time in Revolution started off rocky.... losing in your debut, which like.... I'm not planning on doing... but you've beaten down everyone since so that's something! You're certainly a Lee-thal Weapon... see what I did there? And beyond that you seem pretty lit. At the very least we agree on J-Ry being hot garbage. What we won't agree on is how this match is going to go. I know you think you're one of the toughest MFers in Revo One, and you are, but "Sheila" so am I. We're meeting in an all out bloody brawl... dude that's my shit. You do this shit for competition that's great. Love that for you. I HAD to fight. I HAD to do this shit. To survive and to protect the people that looked up to me. I've never really been the biggest dog in the fight, but I've always been the scrappiest. Because here's the thing Jess it don't how big or strong you are everyone bleeds and everyone hurts when they get kicked in the skull. You showed everyone you could snatch up that Horrorcore Championship in four matches... I'm going to do it in one. As cool as you are when the Brooklyngun is done firing off shots like the street prince he is... you're going to see how hard it is to pick up your teeth with broken hands.
Finally my boy Sora. If this sorta match favours anyone it's gotta be you man. You're a death match king. Legit you're my biggest obstacle and my only ally in this match. We are going to fuckin' run through everyone until it's just you and me. I didn't think we'd be facing each other this soon, but I guess Revo One has to locate the runaway tag champs before we can challenge 'em. You know I respect you, you and Aph have had my back like no others... we are ride or die at this point, but I can't lie... I really want some gold around this waist. As brutal as you are I think you might be at a bit of a disadvantage dude. I mean you death match wrestlers... you bleed all the time... doesn't even bother you... I'm not even sure you notice it half the time. Growing up having to defend myself against bigger and stronger dudes... hell yeah I scrapped, but I knew that sometimes you have to duck and dodge til you can hit and run. And fuck if that doesn't work.. just kick 'em in the face til they drop. If that's what I gotta do then.. no hard feelings man.. we'll all still be celebrating with mine and Aph's new championships by the time the show ends. And then we'll just line you up to take the shot at that International Championship.
As new as I am I'm being real when I say don't underestimate me. I may not be much of a WRESTLER, but I'm one hell of a FIGHTER. Horrorcore... that's not wrestling... it's not suplexes and whatever the fuck greco-roman is... it's fighting. It's fists and feet, broken teeth, bloody faces.. it's my home and I'm the prince in this neighborhood. At DangerZone I take the Horrorcore Championship to #TuesdayNightJin and prove that a Shot of Jin is enough to blackout anyone.