Post by ninja on Apr 16, 2021 2:33:24 GMT -5
Character Name: The Narcoleptic Ninja
Nickname: Narco. Ninjer.
Hometown: Deepest Reaches of the Chi
Height: 6'
Weight: 300+ pounds
Alignment: Tweener. Tentatively.
In-Ring Style: Power-striking-Comedy
Bio: Narco was bred from a courtship between an American soldier and a Japanese woman in Okinawa. While living in Japan at his young age, he became a bored kid and a scoundrel. One day he decided to steal a fancy sword from some old Japanese guy's house. The intent was to sell it. The old man caught him and slashed the bill off of Narco's ballcap with it, but Narco didn't flinch or blink. The old man exclaimed that Narco had fighting spirit. They spoke and the old man said that if Narco agreed to train under him in the art of Ninjitsu, he would not turn Narco over to the cops for arrestment. Narco agreed.
He trained many years under him, all the way up into his mid 20s. When his final training was done, the old man surprised him by saying that Narco had finished beginner level Ninjitsu, and now must go to advanced. He sent Narco deep into the mountains of the island where he met up with a kin of the old man, and even older man, leader of the Orchard Fist Ninja Clan. This training was so brutal it almost killed Narco four times. In once case it did kill him, but the All Seer in the Shadow Real claimed it was not yet Narco's time and sent him back.
After becoming a ninja master they gave him a super secret assassination mission of a high value target. Narco botched it badly. He brought great shame upon the clan. As punishment, the shawman from the Shadow Realm tranversed into our world and cursed Narco with an incurable curse of Narcolepsy, claiming it was fitting since Narco had went into the mission basically sleep walking.
They banished him from the clan. With nowhere to go and no way to use his skills, he travelled to America where he came across several pro wrestling flyers posted on telephone polls. The idea then hit him that he could use his ninja skills to earn a living fighting people in a wrestling ring. He then zzzzzzzzz...
Attire: Ninja outfit.
Theme song: "Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer
Pic Base: Chris Farley circa Beverly Hills Ninja movie
Entrance: "Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer plays and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as the Narcoleptic Ninja appears from a thick cloud of smoke, doing fancy kicks and ninja strikes in the air. He does a roll dodge and then falls asleep for a few seconds before resuming his trot to the ring. Once inside the ring and showboats with some fancy ninja moves before going to his corner and suddenly falling sleep.
Favorite moves:
Ninja Chops
Ninja Kicks
Ninja Elbows
Ninja throws/Judo Throws
Bell Clap
Border Toss
Gorilla press slam
Body splash (corner, grounded)
Northern Lights Plex
Face breaker
Splits into dong punch
Kip up hurricanrana
Powerslam
Buckle bomb
Side walk slam
Spine buster
Spinning backfist
High Knee
Signature move(s):
1. Vanishing Act
He pulls out a ninja smoke bomb and spikes it on the floor. A huge plume of smoke and mist forms, allowing him to escape and reset to get the drop on the enemy from a different position.
2. Nintrix
He dodges incoming attacks by doing the Neo back bend matrix style dodging. Trish Stratus's "Ma Trish" move for lack of a better term.
3. Superkick
It's actually a knock out punch that he fakes with a kick attempt, but he's so fast due to his ninja striking skills that nobody ever catches that part. In his mind at least.
4. Micro Naps
This isn't really a move. Due to his curse, he sometimes falls asleep during the match suddenly, without warning. These are usually micro naps that only last a few seconds, but sometimes can last far longer. This is both a blessing and a curse. Sometimes he gets hit with the curse and falls asleep right when an opponent is gonna lay him out with a big move but fails to connect because Narco just falls down asleep. Sometimes Narco is going to deliver the killing blow and win the match but suddenly the curse hits and he goes to sleep instead, sparing his opponent. Stuff like that.
Finisher(s):
1. Hadouken!
He absorbs all the energy around him, mending it with his ninja chi, and then unleashes a Bruce Lee like scream and "waaa" then devastates his opponent with a Hadouken type double fisted Heart Punch.
2. Kissed from the Shadow Realm
Cartwheel kick of death
Manager (optional):