Post by Sierra Silver on Apr 9, 2021 17:58:13 GMT -5
The scene begins with the camera operator walking down the hallway of a house. They enter a room where Sierra Silver, standing with her back to the viewer, writes on a large whiteboard with a green marker while humming the villainous anthem of “We Are Number One”.
At the top of the board, in big bubble letters, reads SIERRA’S EVIL PLOTS!!! Underneath the header reads “Step 1: Win battle royal! Step 2: Win title! Step 3: PROFIT!!!!” along with a drawing of a girl, with a title belt in one hand and a sack of money in the other, standing on top of the world.
Once she finishes the drawing, Sierra happily caps the marker and turns around, letting out a surprised yelp when she notices the camera watching her.
Do NOT sneak up on me like that! ...Sneak up on me like this!
Sierra runs out of the shot to the left. After a few moments, she jumps up from the bottom of the shot, making a silly spooky face while making a sound that sounds sort of like “REEEEEEEEHHH!” Her attempt at making a scary sound is cut off by her own giggling.
See? WAY more scary! Anywhale. Hi! It is I, pound for pound the evilest being on the Revolution1 roster! Soon to be recognized as the evil ruler of the whole entire planet! The one you will bow to as besties! Sierra HECK’N Silver!!!
Sierra throws her hands up, letting two handfuls of confetti into the air
This is it! The biggest match of my Revo1 career! I know that may not seem like much since I’ve only had three matches in this place but it is! I haven’t had many chances to shine like the bright, EVIL star I am! I won Splat’s Tournament of Mystery and the MultiUniversal championship, and I had a super-duper fun time with that! But that’s it! Before that and after that I haven’t done too too much!
Then again I did make the mistake of signing with a place that didn’t even want me on tv… That was kinda a bummer…
But now I’m home!!! My own evil lair where the evil fairytale of Sierra began!
But! And this is a big but… I’m not the same hyperactive little girl I was when I first came here! No no no I am now a hyperactive little EVIL GENIUS!
Sierra pauses, awaiting some kind of reaction from the camera operator. Her smile falters when that reaction doesn’t come.
Come on! I’m being serious! I’ve done tons of super evil things! Like…
She thinks for a moment. Soon she finds herself struggling to think of an example.
Oh! There was the time I… Wait, no. That wasn’t me…
More thinking from Sierra.
Oh! There was this one time where I promised my friend Emmy I’d make her cupcakes… And then I didn’t! Boom! Super evil!
…
…
Okay, that was a lie. I totally did make her cupcakes. I made her a whole buncha cupcakes! But I did a deception! That’s pretty evil, right??
...Right?
Silence for a moment as Sierra looks around awkwardly…
Anywhale! It’s not all about the evil part! It’s about the genius parts! I have been doing some super fun work on a bunch of cool inventions! None of them have really worked out yet… Except for my teleportation! I can do that! Watch!
Sierra raises her hand and snaps her fingers. The video clearly cuts to Sierra standing outside, wearing a lime green bathing suit. She screams “TELEPORTATION!” as she takes a running start and does a cannonball into her pool.
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Sierra is laying by her pool with her feet in the water. Next to her is her best friend, Tuesday Night Legacy general manager Thomas Snow. The two stare up at the clouds as they talk.
So Tommy boy! I need some tips!
On?
Battle royals! That’s kinda your thing!
Si… I won one battle royal in my career.
But it was for the world title! The same world title I get a shot at if I win this match! Imagine that! The Supervillains in Training, the most dominant tag team in Revo1 history, both holding the big belt!
We only had one match together. That would be pretty cool regardless, though. But I really don’t think I can give you much advice that you don’t already have. There’s a reason why I’m so young and already a general manager instead of a wrestler.
But you know wrestling like the back of your hand!
So do you. Don’t you remember when you were giving me tips about battle royals way back in the day?
No!
What was that about leaving your feet?
Never leave your feet in a battle royal! Never ever!!! ...Oh. Now I remember…
Exactly.
Come on, Tommy! I’m super duper excited about this! Help me out with this! Pretty pretty, please??
Thomas sighs as he rolls over onto his stomach. Sierra does the same, lifting her feet out of the water and into the air.
All right. Let’s see… Try to avoid interactions unless you have to. You want to avoid using as much energy as possible until the very end. But then again, you don’t want to go crazy at the end either. Going too fast, you’re going to make mistakes and that will get you eliminated. Just take it easy. Be yourself.
...Okay but which is it?
What?
Take it easy or be myself? That’s two totally different things! I’m a super hyper evil mad queen! I can’t take it easy when I’m being myself!
Okay, that’s fair. Meet in the middle then.
Gotcha! On a scale of one to ten, maybe an eight?
Si… Middle.
Oh fine! Five…
There you go. Other than that, I guess just keep an eye out for anyone trying to eliminate you.
I can do that! How do I do that?
...It’ll be easy to tell when someone is… trying to throw you out.
Oh… Got it!
Keep eyes on the back of your head. Keep an eye on everyone so you don’t get snuck up on.
I’ll never get snuck up on! I have cat-like reflexes! I’m always one step ahead!
Didn’t you drop a bag of sugar that Coop told you he was going to give you and waited for you to be ready before he gave it to you?
Shhh! That’s ancient history! We don’t speak of it!
It was last week.
Ancient! History!
All right, fine. Moving on, I’d say another important thing is focus. You need to always keep your head in the game. You can’t have your head up in the…
Thomas trails off when he notices Sierra tuning out, instead looking up into the sky.
Si!
Sierra jumps back to attention.
Wha? Sorry! That cloud looks like a giraffe!
Focus!
Okie! On what?
No, I mean-
Thomas sighs.
Nevermind. I think you’re ready.
Really? Yay! Thank you, Tommy!
Sierra gets up and tackle hugs her childhood friend. Thomas chuckles and reciprocates the hug. Sierra holds on for a longer than normal amount of time, something Thomas is more than used to by now before she lets go.
I’d better get going. It was nice seeing your new place but Cooper is making dinner tonight and I need to make sure he doesn’t burn the house down by mistake.
Sierra giggles.
Okie Tommy. Thank you for coming over and thank you for the advice! OH! And good luck with Legacy! You’re doing good things!
Sure thing, Si. And thanks. Good luck with the match. I know you have it in you.
Yes!
The two get to their feet and hug again. Thomas waves as he walks around to the front of the house and off to his own home. Sierra stands there for a moment, looking off over the water of the pool for a moment. She smiles.
I’m ready…
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Sierra is once again standing in her “evil planning” room. She wears a big, vibrant smile on her face as she looks into the camera.
Henlo! Tis I, once again, here to request you to BOW BEFORE ME AS BESTIES!!!
Sierra glares into the camera for a moment before breaking down into giggles.
Hi hi! This is the point of the promo where I say the mean words to all of my opponents! The only thing about that is… I’m not good at saying mean words! I’m too nice for that! That’s why I got my SUPER EVIL sidekick to do it for me! He isn’t quite as evil as me yet but we’re working on it! Ladies and gents! Robbie Goode! Come here!
Sierra runs out of shot and returns, pulling the big Robert B Goode in by the hand. She looks at him excitedly before turning to the viewer again and presenting Goode with a “ta-da” pose. Goode raises a hand in a still wave.
Hi.
Big Bobby here is going to say some fun things to my opponents while I take care of some important bidness!
Sierra gives Goode a big hug before jumping down, disappearing underneath the shot. Goode gets close to the camera, looking right down the lens with rage in his eyes.
This is a message to every single person who plans to step into the ring against Sierra… Consider it a warning… She may be small, she may be adorable, she may have the most unintimidating look in all of wrestling but I implore you to not take her lightly. She may not look like it, but she is the scariest, evilest, most destructive force in all of the world…
Goode looks down and the camera follows his gaze to find Sierra, laying on the floor, baby talking to her black cat Happy as she rubs her belly. Sierra pauses what she’s doing and looks up to the camera, a look of surprise on her face before slowly turning her attention back to the cat sprawled out in front of her. The camera looks back up to Goode.
Sierra is a beast. She is evil incarnate. She will not stop until she is the champion. She will not stop until she is the evil ruler of the world. And no one in her way will stop her. All you’ll be is minor roadblocks in her path. Pebbles in the way of a tank. To anyone standing in her way in this battle royal. To Chelsea LeClair. To any potential challenger to Sierra’s championship... I sincerely hope you are ready to get decimated because you will not survive.
Oh! Oh Robbie!
Goode looks down at Sierra, who’s pulling on his shirt with one hand while holding her corgi, Hawk, in her other arm.
Don’t forget to talk about the other thing!
Oh. Right.
Robert turns back towards the camera while Sierra kisses Hawk on the head.
Of course, your destruction can be avoided. She will handle the field in the battle royal, as well as the champion, but… You can avoid the majority of the impending destruction can all be held back if you follow her orders. If you bow to her whims and do whatever she asks. And what she asks of you is to…
Be nice!!!
Be good humans to each other. Treat others with the care and respect you would want from others. Treat others the way you want to be treated. Do as your evil overlord would do and be nice to everyone.
Remember! A true villainous mastermind is never mean to anyone!
Without dropping his furious expression for a moment, Goode nods in solidarity with Sierra.
That is my evil plot for my time in Revo1! My goal is to make everyone super duper nice to each other! I want everyone to be friends with each other and I want everyone to be friends with me! So join me, Revo1! Be my friend! Because soon, when I become the number one contender for and become the world title it will be inevitable…
ALL WILL BE MY FRIEND!!!!!
Goode nods again, Sierra waves, and Hawk lets out an excited bark as the video ends.
At the top of the board, in big bubble letters, reads SIERRA’S EVIL PLOTS!!! Underneath the header reads “Step 1: Win battle royal! Step 2: Win title! Step 3: PROFIT!!!!” along with a drawing of a girl, with a title belt in one hand and a sack of money in the other, standing on top of the world.
Once she finishes the drawing, Sierra happily caps the marker and turns around, letting out a surprised yelp when she notices the camera watching her.
Do NOT sneak up on me like that! ...Sneak up on me like this!
Sierra runs out of the shot to the left. After a few moments, she jumps up from the bottom of the shot, making a silly spooky face while making a sound that sounds sort of like “REEEEEEEEHHH!” Her attempt at making a scary sound is cut off by her own giggling.
See? WAY more scary! Anywhale. Hi! It is I, pound for pound the evilest being on the Revolution1 roster! Soon to be recognized as the evil ruler of the whole entire planet! The one you will bow to as besties! Sierra HECK’N Silver!!!
Sierra throws her hands up, letting two handfuls of confetti into the air
This is it! The biggest match of my Revo1 career! I know that may not seem like much since I’ve only had three matches in this place but it is! I haven’t had many chances to shine like the bright, EVIL star I am! I won Splat’s Tournament of Mystery and the MultiUniversal championship, and I had a super-duper fun time with that! But that’s it! Before that and after that I haven’t done too too much!
Then again I did make the mistake of signing with a place that didn’t even want me on tv… That was kinda a bummer…
But now I’m home!!! My own evil lair where the evil fairytale of Sierra began!
But! And this is a big but… I’m not the same hyperactive little girl I was when I first came here! No no no I am now a hyperactive little EVIL GENIUS!
Sierra pauses, awaiting some kind of reaction from the camera operator. Her smile falters when that reaction doesn’t come.
Come on! I’m being serious! I’ve done tons of super evil things! Like…
She thinks for a moment. Soon she finds herself struggling to think of an example.
Oh! There was the time I… Wait, no. That wasn’t me…
More thinking from Sierra.
Oh! There was this one time where I promised my friend Emmy I’d make her cupcakes… And then I didn’t! Boom! Super evil!
…
…
Okay, that was a lie. I totally did make her cupcakes. I made her a whole buncha cupcakes! But I did a deception! That’s pretty evil, right??
...Right?
Silence for a moment as Sierra looks around awkwardly…
Anywhale! It’s not all about the evil part! It’s about the genius parts! I have been doing some super fun work on a bunch of cool inventions! None of them have really worked out yet… Except for my teleportation! I can do that! Watch!
Sierra raises her hand and snaps her fingers. The video clearly cuts to Sierra standing outside, wearing a lime green bathing suit. She screams “TELEPORTATION!” as she takes a running start and does a cannonball into her pool.
----
Sierra is laying by her pool with her feet in the water. Next to her is her best friend, Tuesday Night Legacy general manager Thomas Snow. The two stare up at the clouds as they talk.
So Tommy boy! I need some tips!
On?
Battle royals! That’s kinda your thing!
Si… I won one battle royal in my career.
But it was for the world title! The same world title I get a shot at if I win this match! Imagine that! The Supervillains in Training, the most dominant tag team in Revo1 history, both holding the big belt!
We only had one match together. That would be pretty cool regardless, though. But I really don’t think I can give you much advice that you don’t already have. There’s a reason why I’m so young and already a general manager instead of a wrestler.
But you know wrestling like the back of your hand!
So do you. Don’t you remember when you were giving me tips about battle royals way back in the day?
No!
What was that about leaving your feet?
Never leave your feet in a battle royal! Never ever!!! ...Oh. Now I remember…
Exactly.
Come on, Tommy! I’m super duper excited about this! Help me out with this! Pretty pretty, please??
Thomas sighs as he rolls over onto his stomach. Sierra does the same, lifting her feet out of the water and into the air.
All right. Let’s see… Try to avoid interactions unless you have to. You want to avoid using as much energy as possible until the very end. But then again, you don’t want to go crazy at the end either. Going too fast, you’re going to make mistakes and that will get you eliminated. Just take it easy. Be yourself.
...Okay but which is it?
What?
Take it easy or be myself? That’s two totally different things! I’m a super hyper evil mad queen! I can’t take it easy when I’m being myself!
Okay, that’s fair. Meet in the middle then.
Gotcha! On a scale of one to ten, maybe an eight?
Si… Middle.
Oh fine! Five…
There you go. Other than that, I guess just keep an eye out for anyone trying to eliminate you.
I can do that! How do I do that?
...It’ll be easy to tell when someone is… trying to throw you out.
Oh… Got it!
Keep eyes on the back of your head. Keep an eye on everyone so you don’t get snuck up on.
I’ll never get snuck up on! I have cat-like reflexes! I’m always one step ahead!
Didn’t you drop a bag of sugar that Coop told you he was going to give you and waited for you to be ready before he gave it to you?
Shhh! That’s ancient history! We don’t speak of it!
It was last week.
Ancient! History!
All right, fine. Moving on, I’d say another important thing is focus. You need to always keep your head in the game. You can’t have your head up in the…
Thomas trails off when he notices Sierra tuning out, instead looking up into the sky.
Si!
Sierra jumps back to attention.
Wha? Sorry! That cloud looks like a giraffe!
Focus!
Okie! On what?
No, I mean-
Thomas sighs.
Nevermind. I think you’re ready.
Really? Yay! Thank you, Tommy!
Sierra gets up and tackle hugs her childhood friend. Thomas chuckles and reciprocates the hug. Sierra holds on for a longer than normal amount of time, something Thomas is more than used to by now before she lets go.
I’d better get going. It was nice seeing your new place but Cooper is making dinner tonight and I need to make sure he doesn’t burn the house down by mistake.
Sierra giggles.
Okie Tommy. Thank you for coming over and thank you for the advice! OH! And good luck with Legacy! You’re doing good things!
Sure thing, Si. And thanks. Good luck with the match. I know you have it in you.
Yes!
The two get to their feet and hug again. Thomas waves as he walks around to the front of the house and off to his own home. Sierra stands there for a moment, looking off over the water of the pool for a moment. She smiles.
I’m ready…
----
Sierra is once again standing in her “evil planning” room. She wears a big, vibrant smile on her face as she looks into the camera.
Henlo! Tis I, once again, here to request you to BOW BEFORE ME AS BESTIES!!!
Sierra glares into the camera for a moment before breaking down into giggles.
Hi hi! This is the point of the promo where I say the mean words to all of my opponents! The only thing about that is… I’m not good at saying mean words! I’m too nice for that! That’s why I got my SUPER EVIL sidekick to do it for me! He isn’t quite as evil as me yet but we’re working on it! Ladies and gents! Robbie Goode! Come here!
Sierra runs out of shot and returns, pulling the big Robert B Goode in by the hand. She looks at him excitedly before turning to the viewer again and presenting Goode with a “ta-da” pose. Goode raises a hand in a still wave.
Hi.
Big Bobby here is going to say some fun things to my opponents while I take care of some important bidness!
Sierra gives Goode a big hug before jumping down, disappearing underneath the shot. Goode gets close to the camera, looking right down the lens with rage in his eyes.
This is a message to every single person who plans to step into the ring against Sierra… Consider it a warning… She may be small, she may be adorable, she may have the most unintimidating look in all of wrestling but I implore you to not take her lightly. She may not look like it, but she is the scariest, evilest, most destructive force in all of the world…
Goode looks down and the camera follows his gaze to find Sierra, laying on the floor, baby talking to her black cat Happy as she rubs her belly. Sierra pauses what she’s doing and looks up to the camera, a look of surprise on her face before slowly turning her attention back to the cat sprawled out in front of her. The camera looks back up to Goode.
Sierra is a beast. She is evil incarnate. She will not stop until she is the champion. She will not stop until she is the evil ruler of the world. And no one in her way will stop her. All you’ll be is minor roadblocks in her path. Pebbles in the way of a tank. To anyone standing in her way in this battle royal. To Chelsea LeClair. To any potential challenger to Sierra’s championship... I sincerely hope you are ready to get decimated because you will not survive.
Oh! Oh Robbie!
Goode looks down at Sierra, who’s pulling on his shirt with one hand while holding her corgi, Hawk, in her other arm.
Don’t forget to talk about the other thing!
Oh. Right.
Robert turns back towards the camera while Sierra kisses Hawk on the head.
Of course, your destruction can be avoided. She will handle the field in the battle royal, as well as the champion, but… You can avoid the majority of the impending destruction can all be held back if you follow her orders. If you bow to her whims and do whatever she asks. And what she asks of you is to…
Be nice!!!
Be good humans to each other. Treat others with the care and respect you would want from others. Treat others the way you want to be treated. Do as your evil overlord would do and be nice to everyone.
Remember! A true villainous mastermind is never mean to anyone!
Without dropping his furious expression for a moment, Goode nods in solidarity with Sierra.
That is my evil plot for my time in Revo1! My goal is to make everyone super duper nice to each other! I want everyone to be friends with each other and I want everyone to be friends with me! So join me, Revo1! Be my friend! Because soon, when I become the number one contender for and become the world title it will be inevitable…
ALL WILL BE MY FRIEND!!!!!
Goode nods again, Sierra waves, and Hawk lets out an excited bark as the video ends.