Post by Saints Row on Apr 5, 2021 20:42:25 GMT -5
The room is dark. The only light comes from a single lightbulb from the ceiling just out of shot. On the floor below is a pentagram drawn in chalk on the dark floor. On the wall, written in red spray paint, are the words “THE END IS NIGH”.
Suddenly a slamming door can be heard, the heavy door hitting the wall echoes throughout the empty room. Multiple footsteps can be heard frantically approaching until three figures enter the shot. These three men are Valac, Zagon, and Pazuzu Saint. Pazuzu sits crosslegged in the middle of the pentagram while his two brothers stand to his left and right. The two standing Saints wear blank expressions on their painted faces while the man in the center wears an eerie smile
Pazuzu: Greetings and salutations, Revolution One faithful! I am known as Pazuzu, the Patron Saint. And these…
Saint gestures to the two men standing next to him.
Pazuzu: -Are my dear brothers. Collectively, we are known as Saints Row. Allow me to take a moment to say how happy I am how you have accepted my brothers and me into your homes. You see… we three have been trying to share our warnings to the masses.
Pazuzu spreads his arms out wide in a welcoming gesture.
Pazuzu: We simply wish to help you all reach the New Land! This world and all who fail to heed our warnings will be eviscerated… And we really do not wish to see such tragedy occur! So we took to the streets, armed with the knowledge of impending doom and the path to salvation, ready to save the masses!
Pazuzu puts a hand on his forehead in a dramatic, sorrowful gesture.
Pazuzu: But alas! They took one look at us and labeled us as freaks! They didn’t hear a word we said!
Valac: Unfortunately… When you look like us, no one is willing to give you the light of day…
Zagon: So that is when we decided to take what they would not give…
Pazuzu: We would do something they could not ignore! We would be on their televisions, on their airways, we would do something they could not look away from… That is when our eyes fell upon…
The Patron Saint cringes as the words leave his mouth, his smile curling downward into a wicked frown.
Pazuzu: The Crab Ring Goon…
Valac puts a hand on his brother’s shoulder as Zagon begins to speak.
Zagon: Mr. Goon, this is nothing personal, I mean it! You were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, you just happened to be in the way of Saints Row… And your size could not save you from our clutches. And it will not save you when you go one on one with my dear brother…
Valac: And in the end, when the dust settles and all is quiet, just know… We are done with you. You are free to do as you please until the end arrives.
Pazuzu: The end is nigh, Mr. Goon. And allow me to be perfectly blunt. When the end arrives, you will not be permitted in the New Land…
With those words, the light overhead suddenly goes out, leaving the shot in pitch blackness. Creepy giggling can be heard from the three Saint brothers...
Suddenly a slamming door can be heard, the heavy door hitting the wall echoes throughout the empty room. Multiple footsteps can be heard frantically approaching until three figures enter the shot. These three men are Valac, Zagon, and Pazuzu Saint. Pazuzu sits crosslegged in the middle of the pentagram while his two brothers stand to his left and right. The two standing Saints wear blank expressions on their painted faces while the man in the center wears an eerie smile
Pazuzu: Greetings and salutations, Revolution One faithful! I am known as Pazuzu, the Patron Saint. And these…
Saint gestures to the two men standing next to him.
Pazuzu: -Are my dear brothers. Collectively, we are known as Saints Row. Allow me to take a moment to say how happy I am how you have accepted my brothers and me into your homes. You see… we three have been trying to share our warnings to the masses.
Pazuzu spreads his arms out wide in a welcoming gesture.
Pazuzu: We simply wish to help you all reach the New Land! This world and all who fail to heed our warnings will be eviscerated… And we really do not wish to see such tragedy occur! So we took to the streets, armed with the knowledge of impending doom and the path to salvation, ready to save the masses!
Pazuzu puts a hand on his forehead in a dramatic, sorrowful gesture.
Pazuzu: But alas! They took one look at us and labeled us as freaks! They didn’t hear a word we said!
Valac: Unfortunately… When you look like us, no one is willing to give you the light of day…
Zagon: So that is when we decided to take what they would not give…
Pazuzu: We would do something they could not ignore! We would be on their televisions, on their airways, we would do something they could not look away from… That is when our eyes fell upon…
The Patron Saint cringes as the words leave his mouth, his smile curling downward into a wicked frown.
Pazuzu: The Crab Ring Goon…
Valac puts a hand on his brother’s shoulder as Zagon begins to speak.
Zagon: Mr. Goon, this is nothing personal, I mean it! You were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, you just happened to be in the way of Saints Row… And your size could not save you from our clutches. And it will not save you when you go one on one with my dear brother…
Valac: And in the end, when the dust settles and all is quiet, just know… We are done with you. You are free to do as you please until the end arrives.
Pazuzu: The end is nigh, Mr. Goon. And allow me to be perfectly blunt. When the end arrives, you will not be permitted in the New Land…
With those words, the light overhead suddenly goes out, leaving the shot in pitch blackness. Creepy giggling can be heard from the three Saint brothers...