Post by lajohnnystylez on Feb 8, 2021 23:08:35 GMT -5
Scene opens with an outside establishing shot at a local HOME DEPOT. We see a large black F150 truck on monster truck tires parked out front. Suddenly the door swings open and poof a cloud of smoke begins to pour out of the interior of the truck and out hops the one and only DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT LA Johnny Stylez. He is dressed in his ring gear as he has a match in just a few short hours, and well let's just say ole Johnny boy is not exactly known for his punctuality. But this is a stop he had to make out of pure necessity, but we will let him explain that in just a moment..
Scene then cuts to him walking inside the HOME DEPOT. As the automatic doors slide open he walks in and then everyone in the building turns and looks at him as it became abundantly clear that tthere weren't exactly a lot of pro wrestlers that popped in before their matches to purchase home improvement tools and shit. He was wearing a brand new REV1 sanctioned DoMe$TiK Di$TuRBaNCE tshirt that says
Yet Johnny walks with purpose almost like he knew exactly where he was going. His eyes glare at each of the aisle markers until he comes to aisle 7 and he sees what he was looking for...THE SHOVELS. To give you a bit of back story, all the greats in PRO WRESTLING sometimes carry a weapon that is significant to them. One they seemingly always turn to when things get chaotic down in the squared circle. From the first time LA Johnny Stylez ever used a weapon inside of a pro wrestling ring it was and always has been a shovel. One of his own favorite past times or traditions in pro wrestling is slamming the business end of his shovel into some schmuck like Anya Cole's face and then afterwards carving their name into the shovel so he can keep an account of people who had to be taught their lesson the hard way...But very recently Johnny had run out of room for new names on his shovel hence why he had to make this stop before SiN could begin...Johnny selects the one directly in front of him and he takes a few practice swings and seems very happy with his selection as he turns and makes his way toward the cash register. But as he walks...he talks....SO sit down and shut up.
LA Johnny Stylez: I'm not nor have I ever been what one might consider a superstitious person. I walk underneath ladders, I step on cracks, and I absolutely love BREAKING MIRRORS...Especially if they don't belong to me. But ya know one thing I don't do under any circumstance ever? And Anya Cole if you could remove your head from your asshole for a second to hear what I gotta say this could benefit you sweetheart. Because in my experience the one thing you should never ever under any circumstance EVER DO is make a got damn promise you won't or in your case especially Anya
Scene then cuts to him walking inside the HOME DEPOT. As the automatic doors slide open he walks in and then everyone in the building turns and looks at him as it became abundantly clear that tthere weren't exactly a lot of pro wrestlers that popped in before their matches to purchase home improvement tools and shit. He was wearing a brand new REV1 sanctioned DoMe$TiK Di$TuRBaNCE tshirt that says
ARRiVe
...BREAK THE LAW & YOUR FACE
LeaVe
...BREAK THE LAW & YOUR FACE
LeaVe
Yet Johnny walks with purpose almost like he knew exactly where he was going. His eyes glare at each of the aisle markers until he comes to aisle 7 and he sees what he was looking for...THE SHOVELS. To give you a bit of back story, all the greats in PRO WRESTLING sometimes carry a weapon that is significant to them. One they seemingly always turn to when things get chaotic down in the squared circle. From the first time LA Johnny Stylez ever used a weapon inside of a pro wrestling ring it was and always has been a shovel. One of his own favorite past times or traditions in pro wrestling is slamming the business end of his shovel into some schmuck like Anya Cole's face and then afterwards carving their name into the shovel so he can keep an account of people who had to be taught their lesson the hard way...But very recently Johnny had run out of room for new names on his shovel hence why he had to make this stop before SiN could begin...Johnny selects the one directly in front of him and he takes a few practice swings and seems very happy with his selection as he turns and makes his way toward the cash register. But as he walks...he talks....SO sit down and shut up.
LA Johnny Stylez: I'm not nor have I ever been what one might consider a superstitious person. I walk underneath ladders, I step on cracks, and I absolutely love BREAKING MIRRORS...Especially if they don't belong to me. But ya know one thing I don't do under any circumstance ever? And Anya Cole if you could remove your head from your asshole for a second to hear what I gotta say this could benefit you sweetheart. Because in my experience the one thing you should never ever under any circumstance EVER DO is make a got damn promise you won't or in your case especially Anya
!!!!!CAN'T F'N KEEP!!!!
YOU END MY CAREER? PSSSHHH AND I'M THE ONE ON DRUGS?!?!
YOU END MY CAREER? PSSSHHH AND I'M THE ONE ON DRUGS?!?!
You may be able to defeat me..I doubt it, but let's just for shits and gigs entertain the unlikely here for JUUUSSSTTTT a second. But that Anya is as good as it is ever going to get for you as far as beating someone so serverly they can no longer continue to earn a living the way that we do. Because let me tell ya somethin ya raggedy, overrated, simple bitch the day I have my career ended by a phucking walking
!!!!!F'N SPERM BANK!!!!!
LIKE YOU, IS THE DAY YOU MIGHT WANNA CHECK THE TEMPERATURE IN HELL!
LIKE YOU, IS THE DAY YOU MIGHT WANNA CHECK THE TEMPERATURE IN HELL!
I know you are the Revolution1 International Champion and having gold around your waist would lead you to believe that you are superior to others in this company. But you Ms. Cole have bitten off way more than you could chew because you clearly aren't thinking straight otherwise you wouldn't have said the bullshit that you did and you wouldn't have made those assanine promises you couldn't make even if this was a handicapp match and you had Zeus, Thor, Jesus, and Buddah as your phuckin tag team partners. You didn't even stop to consider that this was DoMe$TiK Di$TuRBaNCe's plan from jump street. SO Voxxy does a phucking riverdance on your stupid face and suckers you into a match against me. You are so pissed at her thinking this is another hoop for you to jump through you don't properly focus on what you should focus on...Which is of course
~$~ ME ~$~
THE MAN KNOWN AROUND THE WORLD AS THE DON OF DI$RE$PECT!!!
THE MAN KNOWN AROUND THE WORLD AS THE DON OF DI$RE$PECT!!!
Ive ended more careers and made more people cry then were in your graduating class, assuming you even graduated to begin with because you don't exactly strike me as the sharpest knife in the drawer. So let me go ahead and spell it out for ya, ya simple BITCH because you obviously need some help. This was all a ploy for DoMeSTiK Di$TuRBaNCE to get our hands on some more gold! It don't matter if it's me or VOxy that takes it from you, but know one of us is going to very...VERY PHUCKIN SOON! ANd by the time we are finished with you...Not only will your reign as REV1 International Champion be placed where it belongs
!!!IN THE F'N PAST TENSE!!!!
But We Are Gunna RoB YOU OF YOUR DIGNITY AND SELF RESPECT AS WELL!!!
But We Are Gunna RoB YOU OF YOUR DIGNITY AND SELF RESPECT AS WELL!!!
SO maybe next time just realize when you have been out matched and out classed, because you don't deserve to be a CHAMPION and you know what they say about fools and their gold right? Well if ya don't I'll show you personally...See ya tonight CUNT...I'll be the one slamming your face into this shovel and when they wake you up you can tell em first hand what its like when The DON oF DI$Re$PeCT forces you to
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!