Post by lajohnnystylez on Jan 25, 2021 20:45:37 GMT -5
****YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE****
...REVOLUTION1WRESTLING if we may borrow your attention for just a moment The DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT would like to have a brief word before REV1 presents it's massive pay per view event this evening. There are a few situations that need to be immediately addressed and ths is to serve as your one and only warning. Disregard this message and do so at your own peril. There is a CHANGE coming that many would consider DRASTIC to say the very least. Life as you know it here in REV1 shall cease to exist and by Wednesday Morning the lives you once had or perhaps even enjoyed in this promotion will be a distant memory as well as a FAR CRY from the nightmare that your lives will become very very soon. But we will allow The PaRaGoNA oF AMeRiKaNa tell you more about that as only he can do. But at least know if nothing else...YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICALLY PUT ON NOTICE...So when the crying starts (and it WILL) don't say you weren't warned!!!
****YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE***
Scene opens inside the arena where tonights PPV is going to take place. We see the ring crew and other various REV1 backstage workers are busily hustling and bustling about working hard to make sure REV1 looks the way it does before the lights go on and the show begins. The camera then switches to inside the ring. We see rows upon rows of empty seats until we notice a single figure sitting directly half way up. As the camera zooms in we notice that it is none other then The DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT himself LA Johnny Stylez. He sits watching the workers do their thankless job as he sits and puffs away on a fat blunt he rolled just a few moments ago. He is leaning forward after sparking it and then takes his first few puffs before leaning back against the back of his seat. He throws his legs up and crosses on over the other while he puts the blunt to his lips and then firmly but slowly tugs on it. The orange cherry at the end of it briefly illuminates as he enhales. He then pulls it away from his mouth and the exhales the smoke through his nostrils as he shakes his head continuing to watch the worker BEES of REV1 do their thing. After a few moments he sits up placing his legs back on the ground and then begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: So here's the thing REV1, I won't lie to you my career hasn't exactly gotten off to the start I originally intended. Right now I am sitting here speaking to you with two losses and zero wins. But rest assured boys and girls that I still am very much destined for great things in this promotion. I am still the top draw this company has on it's roster, and I still will crush the lot of you beneath of boots before it's all said and done with. I know it may not exactly seem that way right now...But that's the point. Of everything I just said that is the one thing you are all going to want to keep in mind is the undeniable fact that
!!!!IT ONLY SEEMS THAT WAY!!!!!
....AND A LIL LATER ON TONIGHT YOU WILL ALL BE APART oF THAT CHANGE!!!
....AND A LIL LATER ON TONIGHT YOU WILL ALL BE APART oF THAT CHANGE!!!
A change so drastic and so sudden that by the time it happens it will already be too late for the lot of you! This change will emerge and every got damn one of you that isn't prepared for it will ultimately regret it, because the wheels have already been set in motion and there is no stopping it! Wednesday Morning I promise every single member of the ReV1 Roster will wake up only to find that some how some way without being properly judged or having done anything particular they will find themselves smack dab in the middle of a real life, living, suffocating, and soul scorching
!!!!!!H.E.L.L.!!!!!!
Meaning YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE WON'T START UNTIL YOU F'N WAKE UP!!!!
Meaning YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE WON'T START UNTIL YOU F'N WAKE UP!!!!
So before I go any further there is an elephant in the room I simply have to address. Cartier, yeah I'm talking to you YOU FISHER PRICE, TRU TV SLUM SLUT!!! Know this and know it well. I want you to enjoy your victory over me...I can't say when or where, but the time will come where you find yourself on the unfortunate position once again across the ring from me, and I give you MY WORD that not only will the result be different but I'll leave you so got damn dumbfounded that you'll be like some phuckin dip shit who got drunk at a bar and some how wound up taking home Kim Kardashian herself...Only to wake up in the morning and realize you actually took home Kylie Jenner! Take the humiliation, embarrassment, shock, and disappointment that would come from that exact scenario multiply it times ten (assuming you know multiplication) and what you come up with still
!!!!!WONT EVEN COME F'N CLOSE!!!!!!
TO THE SHIT I PUT YOU THROUGH BEFORE AND AFTER I HAND YOU YOUR F'N ASS!!!!
TO THE SHIT I PUT YOU THROUGH BEFORE AND AFTER I HAND YOU YOUR F'N ASS!!!!
So go ahead and be proud of yourself you should be. But you and I both know that the effort you got from me that night wasn't anything remotely close to even half ass. But still you did earn a victory over me so you should be proud. Cause hey even a got damn broken clock is
!!!!!RiGHT TWiCe A DAY!!!!!
...BUT AS ALWAYS SOONER OR LATER THE TRUTH SURFACES
...BUT AS ALWAYS SOONER OR LATER THE TRUTH SURFACES
....And the truth is dear if you are truly the best of everyone in this company then we are all for a lack of a better term P.H.U.C.K.E.D.! So make sure you keep one eye behind you at all times because I am very much a man of my word and I will set this lil record between you and I straight if it's the last got damn thing I do! Now I think we have wasted enough oxygen on you. Let us turn our attention back to REV1 and this impending Pay Per View and briefly discuss my opponents. Samantha Voxx and the HORRORCoRE CHAMPION himself Mr. Dorian Rhodes. You both are about as familiar with me as I am the both of you! So you two are on the list to be the first to bear witness to this sudden and drastic change that is to occure at the PPV itself. You two are supposed to be REV1s best and brightest future stars...Well I guess we will find out soon enough won't we? Because the burden that is now my cross to bear has reached a point where it's
!!!!!PiSS oR GeT oFF The F'N POT!!!!!
....SO WHICH EVER ONE OF YOU WANTS TO HELP ME WITH MY FLY I'M COOL WITH!!!!
....SO WHICH EVER ONE OF YOU WANTS TO HELP ME WITH MY FLY I'M COOL WITH!!!!
Like I said from the very first moment I arrived on the scene here in REV1 I have respect for absolutely no one in this business until they either give me a reason to or beat it out of me...Somtimes they accomplish both at the same time! But either way this turns out I want the both of you to know that thanx to LA Johnny Stylez you will both be apart of something no one in REV1 WILL EVER EVER FORGET...Because together we will put on a performance that generates the type of buzz that forces people to pay attention. Whether they love us or hate us makes no got damn difference...The point is I do believe we are REV1's best and brightest...I do believe that we are indeed the future of this company...And I do believe that whatever happens at the end of our match later on tonight NOTHING in REV1 or pro wrestling for that matter will ever be the same again....But first you two gotta show me what you're phuckin made of! First show me that you are both willing to go the distance and do whatever is necessary to ensure that it's you and not the other person that leaves with their hand raised. SHow me that you are the kind of competitor that is the type that has conviction behind every got damn punch thrown. Show me that you are the type that breaks everyone elses rules because the only ones that really matter are the ones
!!!!WE F'N MaKe 4 OuRSeLVeZ!!!!!
...THOSE ARE THE ONES THAT MATTER AND THOSE ARE THE ONLY 1'z THAT EVER DID 2 BeGiN W/
...THOSE ARE THE ONES THAT MATTER AND THOSE ARE THE ONLY 1'z THAT EVER DID 2 BeGiN W/
Because there will be a new set of rules set in place at the conclusion of this pay per view. Because once again LA Johnny Stylez is going to change the phuckin game! Leaving the REV1 roster with their collective and metaphorical dicks in their hands when they find out that this entire time they thought we was playin checkers only to find out...We'VE BEEN PLAYIN CHESS, and they are one INSULT-2-INJURY AWAY from a PHUCKIN CHECKMATE...Which leads us to the part where I tell every got damn one of you to stay TUNED and
!!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!!SoMe!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
...BC SHIT RoUND HeRE IS DEFINITELY FINNA GET INTERESTING!!!
!!!!!!SoMe!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
...BC SHIT RoUND HeRE IS DEFINITELY FINNA GET INTERESTING!!!
And with that LA Johnny Stylez takes his blunt and gently puts it out on the arm rest right beside him. He then stands up takes a deep breathe as the ring crew puts the finishing touches on putting the ring together. We then look at the big REV1 LOGO in the center of the ring as we get a shot of Johnny Stylez looking down at it and then looking into the camera and winking as we slowly fade out while you get struck with the exact same notion you are struck with everytime after you have been in his pressence for longer than a minute...That even though he is rude, cocky and at times INPHUCKINGSUFFERABLE....He speaks in such a way to where you don't just hear it...But feel it...And that is precisley why in this very moment despite how much you must genuienly despise him you can't shake the overhwelming truth that this time like all the other times....
...HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!!
...HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!!
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