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Post by Kylie Moore on Jan 12, 2021 21:21:55 GMT -5
Cecilia Ortiz smiles from ear to ear as Lucy Sixx sits alongside her.
Cecilia: Lucy and I know all about tag team wrestling. The winners of tonight's tag matches will main event our pay per view in two weeks. Next week, however, the four competitors will do battle in separate one on one matches.
Also next week we will have Lucy Sixx in action with.... Kylie Moore...'s childhood best friend, Matt Mason.
With that being said... enjoy the show!
The Left Hand logo appears on the tron as a distorted voice is heard.
Voice: Cecilia, Kylie, I suggest you both get your differences figured out or we will reign supreme. I suggest you get it all hashed out ASAP. Raise your left hand. Pledge your allegiance to us! Revolution1... we are coming!
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Post by Kylie Moore on Jan 12, 2021 21:22:05 GMT -5
Austin St. Peters comes out fist pumping and dancing trying to be cool. The fans aren’t buying it at all.
Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish starts to play on the arena speakers, the lights down in darkness.
When we all fall asleep here do we go?
Jace finally emerges, calm, steady and silent behind by his boss, Dr. Summer Colburn. She on the other hand is bubbly and energetic, almost forcibly so. She has a clipboard with "prescriptions". After sizing up each opponent, the pair confer the prescription she shows Jace is almost always "Put to sleep".
DING DING DING
The two men circle each other. Or… just St. Peters does the circling. Jace just keeps his eyes trained on the excited man across from him. He rolls his eyes as Austin begins to fist pump again.
Myers remains still.
St. Peters stops. He walks up to Jace and extends a fist to him for knucks. Jace doesn’t reciprocate. Now Austin looks upset. He’s angry. He goes for a superkick but Jace slips behind him and locks in the Sleep It Off submission! Austin taps immediately!
DING DING DING!
But Jace doesn’t release the hold. He keeps the painful hold locked in tight despite the referee trying to pry him off of his opponent. It’s not until Dr. Colburn steps in does Myers finally let St. Peters’ body flop onto the mat.
The two stand tall over St. Peters as the ref raises Jace’s hand in victory.
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Post by Kylie Moore on Jan 12, 2021 21:22:09 GMT -5
Sin returns from commercial where Sin General Manager Cecilia Ortiz is standing in the ring with a microphone in hand.
Cecilia Ortiz: Ladies and gentlemen of Scotland! Please help me give a HUGE welcome to your Revolution One Horrorcore champion… DORIAN RHODES!!!
Rise by Skillet hits as the crowds cheers begin to grow Dorian Rhodes walks out from the entrance ramp and stands center stage looking out towards the crowd. He unfastens the HorrorCore Championship from around his waist and holds it into the air with one hand. He then slings it over his shoulder and begins walking down towards the ring. An air of arrogance shines through his body language as he reaches the ringside steps he momentarily stops looking towards Cecilia and smirks. He then walks up the steps and ducks in between the ropes.
He stands in front of the General Manager looking her in the eyes before turning back towards the entrance ramp and steps up on the bottom rope again holding up the championship belt. He steps back and is handed a microphone from Cecilia and he taps it making sure that it's working.
Cecilia Ortiz: Dorian, thank you for joining me. As you heard last week, for winning the last chance battle royal to enter the Hardcore Heaven match where you won that title, you have earned the right to choose who you will defend it against during your next defense. So please, I’m sure these fans have all been waiting! Who have you chosen as your opponent for the Horrorcore championship??
Dorian Rhodes: I'm gonna be real right now Cecilia as this really was an easy decision. I had initially guaranteed a rematch to Amelia Hearts in my promo before the Christmas Chaos. It was a moment of arrogance being mouthy towards opponent. It's something we've all done when facing opponent and opportunity. Now, a month later I'm facing with the opportunity of picking my opponent.
He lowers the microphone and looks out towards the crowd.
Dorian Rhodes: What do you guys say? Do I honor my word or do I take the easy road?
The crowd begins cheering and multiple names are being screamed by the fans in attendance.
Dorian Rhodes: Cecilia... If nothing else I'm a man of my words and I choose Amelia Hearts as my first challenger.
He lowers the microphone with the announcement as the audience begins cheering his decision.
HEARTS! HEARTS! HEARTS!
Been to Hell by Hollywood Undead hits.
The cheering raises in volume as Hearts’ music plays. It slowly dies down after a few moments when she doesn’t appear right away.
Cecilia and Dorian look at each other in confusion before the fans cheering bring them back to attention.
Hearts stomps out onto the stage, a microphone in her hand. She paces back and forth, clearly annoyed.
Amelia Hearts: Oh no. Oh hell no. Dorian, what did I tell you? I said I don’t need your fuckin’ handouts. I want to earn my shot at that strap. I don’t want there to be any excuses when I take it from you.
She stomps down the ramp and rolls into the ring and gets into Rhodes’ face, her eyes wandering down to the Horrorcore title before returning to the holder.
Dorian Rhodes: Let's just be blunt Amelia. I'm not the charity type. This isn't about a handout. It's about The Promethean wanting to face the best that Revolution One has to offer. If I didn't think you deserved the shot I wouldn't be honoring my word. I knew going into that match that you were the one who would pose the best competition. It's obvious that I wasn't wrong. It came down to you and me.
Amelia Hearts: You’re right! You’re absolutely right. It came down to you and me. And what happened? That motherfucker Vayden stepped in and fucked it up for me. And because of that, you won. I hate how it happened but you beat me. You’re the champ. Congrats. And now I’m at the back of the line and I need to earn my shot
Amy pauses for a second to contemplate. Soon enough, she smirks a cocky smirk.
Amelia Hearts: Y'know what? Fine. If you’re so dead set on me challenging for that strap, fine. I’m going to make you regret your decision. You’re gonna fuckin regret it.
The fans in Glasgow erupt into cheers at the prospect of this match!
Rhodes looks down at Hearts and smiles at her answer. She looks up at him, her smirk dropping into a scowl. Dorian holds up his championship again as his music hits again. Amelia doesn’t take her eyes off of him as he backs out of the ring and back up the ramp. He waves at her once he gets to the top.
Just as he goes to go through the curtain, Living the Dream by Five Finger Death Punch hits. Amelia and Cecilia both let out a groan of annoyance when Derrick Vayden makes his way out onto the stage with a microphone in hand. He locks eyes with Rhodes as they cross paths. Once Dorian exits backstage, Vayden turns to the ladies in the ring. He raises the mic to speak but the general manager cuts him off.
Cecilia Ortiz: Don’t talk, Derrick. I’ve been trying to talk to you for weeks now but you’ve ignored my calls!
Derrick nods mockingly before trying again.
Derrick Vayden: Well aware, sister dearest. But you’re going to have to wait a little longer to chat. Right now I’m here for blondie standing next to you. But you may as well listen, maybe you’ll pick up on something as well.
Amelia stares daggers into Vayden as he mentions her.
Derrick Vayden: What a fucking surprise. Another opportunity being handed to little Amy. That’s one of the perks of being the lovable bombshell, yeah? Doesn’t matter whether you deserve it or not, you just get handed whatever you want because you’re you, huh?
Hearts’ hands clenched into fists. She raised the mic.
Amelia Hearts: You are so fuckin stupid. Didn’t you hear me just now? I didn’t want to take the shot. I wanted to earn it myself. But he-
Derrick Vayden: -Spin it however you want. You just want to make it seem like you’re this noble knight, wanting to take the straight and narrow instead of accepting the shortcut but it’s clear as fucking day that you were all too happy to accept the deal.
But it isn’t that easy, Amy. These people may be willing to give you a free pass to wherever you want to go, but not me. Just know I’ll be there, wherever you go, whichever champion blindly gives in to your demands, I’ll make sure to make it as difficult for you as possible...
But until then… Take care.
Derrick gestures for them to hit his music again. When it starts playing, he waves at the girls.
Cecilia Ortiz: Derrick wait! Get back here, don’t walk away!
But Vayden ignores her, holding his hand up to her as he walks away. Ortiz growls in frustration as she bails out of the ring and chases after him, leaving Hearts alone in the ring...
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Post by Kylie Moore on Jan 12, 2021 21:22:26 GMT -5
The atmospheric intro to Marshmello's 'Fly' begins to play through the arena speakers, as the house lights dim and a purple, aqua and blue light show begins near the entrance way. At first, said light show is illuminating nothing in particular; after a few moments, however, the curtain begins to noticeably stir until, after a few more seconds, a young man emerges from the back. Taking no more than a second to survey the scene in front of him, the youth then promptly crouches, head bowed, clearly waiting for some sort of cue. He remains in this position for several more moments, as the song slowly begins to build to a crescendo, until finally…
“I CAN FLY!”
...he explodes upwards in a leap, arms outstretched!
As the house lights come back up, the youth takes off down the ramp at a run, arms still outstretched to mimick the wings of a plane. He lets as many fans as possible graze his fingers with theirs all the way to ringside, then takes an additional lap around the ring, slapping hands with every child he spots in the front row. Only once this goal is accomplished does he nimbly leap up onto the apron, holding onto a turnbuckle for balance as he steps through the ropes and into the ring. Once inside the squared circle, he continues to limber up until it is time to step forward and face his opponent, to whom he makes a point of offering a sporting handshake before the bell. He then takes his fighting stance, ahead of the start of the match…
"Cult of Personality" blares over the PA system as Daniel comes down the entrance ramp. Daniel Dream throws up peace sign as fans wearing his merchadise response by throwing up their own peace sign.
Bonnie Tyler's "Ravishing" begins to belt out is jamming piano opening when Portia Alexander bolts through the curtain pumping her fist in the air to virtually no ovation. Seeming undeterred, Portia pumps her fist in the air, all smiles bobbing her head to her theme music as she makes her way to the ring. Hopeful she looks into the crowd hoping for anyone looking for the coveted hand slap. While a few children oblige, restoring her faith, Portia charges up the ring steps before tossing off her brother's jean jacket and stepping through the ropes.
A blood-chilling scream cuts through the arena as the haunting opening to Been to Hell plays. The arena lights go out and white strobe lights begin to quickly flash around. As the lights strobe passed the stage, fans can catch a quick glance of a figure standing at the top.
We're all rollin' down the boulevard, full of pimps and sharks It's a motherfuckin' riot, we've been dying to start You better grab a hold 'cause now you know your falling apart You thought these streets were paved in gold But they’re dirty and dark
The strobes stop and a white spotlight shines from behind the figure, backlighting them. Until the chorus hits, where the lights come back up and Amelia Hearts turns to face the crowd, letting out another piercing scream.
Been to hell I can show you the devil! Down you fell Can't hold yourself together! Soul to sell Down here you live forever! Welcome to a world where dreams become nightmares!
Alara Miles: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Long Island, New York! She is “The Queen of the Nighttime World”... Ameliaaaaa Hearts!!!
Amelia’s head bobs to the beat of the song as she begins to march down to the ring, throwing up the devil’s horns and slapping hands with fans at ringside before sliding into the ring.
Hearts sticks her head and body in between the ropes and headbangs as she throws up the horns again.
Amelia tosses her jacket out of the ring and crouches down in the corner, preparing for the beginning of the match
DING DING DING
Hearts and Dream start for their respective teams. Dream wastes no time, charging at Hearts but she dodges! She hits the ropes and rebounds with a Heartburn kick!
The cover!
1!
2!
Broken up by Miles!
Amelia stands up and gets face to face with Miles. She smirks at him. But the champ just points behind her. She turns around into a right hand from Carnivore!
Dream backs her into the corner and lays on the strikes. All the while Way looks on with a surprised, amused look on his face.
Dream forcefully tags Miles into the match. He shrugs and enters, pulling Amelia to the center of the ring and going for the pin.
1!
2
Kickout!
Miles lets his opponent get to her feet before going back on the offensive. He sent her into the ropes, leaping over her on her way back and colliding with a picture perfect dropkick on the second go-round. He gets up and flips over for a standing moonsault!
Hearts staggers to her feet. Miles is already on top of her with stiff elbow strikes. He backs her into the ropes and launches her off yet again. He springboards off and hits Hearts with a flying crossbody as she comes back around!
But as he gets up, he’s dropped with a DDT from Portia, who tagged herself in when Amelia hit the ropes!
The cover!
1!
Kickout!
Both are back up. Way tries to get some shots in but Portia is quick to block them and connect with a kick to the knee, dropping him to his knees! She backs up and runs in with a shining wizard!
Another cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Miles scrambles to his corner and tags Dream in. He charges. Portia tries to hit a hip attack but Dream catches her and lifts her over with a suplex! He pulls her up by the hair and drops her with an inverted DDT!
The cover!
1!
2-
Kickout!
Carnivore picks Portia back up and doubles her over with a kick to the gut. He lifts her into a powerbomb position but can’t quite finish the move before Alexander turns him inside out with a hurricanrana!
Dream gets back to his feet and takes Portia down with a shoulder block. She’s back on her feet just as quickly. Dream runs at her but Portia drop toeholds him into the corner. She wastes no time in hitting a running corner cannonball!
She stands up and tags Hearts in. She immediately scales the top rope and dives off with the stagedive! She stands up and throws her arms in the air to hype up the Scotland crowd before turning to look back at Alexander. The two nod at each other.
Hearts grabs Carnivore but he sweeps her legs, sending her back first onto the mat. He holds her leg and turns her over into a single-leg boston crab!
Hearts cries out in pain and instantly tries to claw her way to the ropes. The fans in Scotland cheer her on, urging her to make it! Dream tries to pull her back to the center but Hearts just makes it.
The ref begins the count, Dream just let’s go at 4.
Dream locks Hearts in a front facelock and drags her over to his corner, letting Miles tag in and lifts her onto his shoulders, the two of them hitting a Magic Killer!
The cover!
1!
2!
3-
Portia breaks it up!
Miles stands up and looks down at Hearts. He shakes his head and backs up as Amelia gets to her knees. He steps up for a curb stomp but Amelia beats him to it, connecting with a headbutt on his way down!
She screams a loud battle cry as she grabs Miles by both arms and flips him down into a seated position. She then proceeds to stomp on his head as hard and as stiff as she can before letting his head drop onto the mat. She looks up to her partner, who is bouncing on the apron, her arm outstretched.
Hearts looks on for a moment before shrugging and tagging Alexander in! Portia pulls Way into a piledriver position and holds him there. She yells something to Amelia who shrugs and connects with a Heartburn kick as Portia drops him!
The cover!
1!
2!
Dream tries to break it up but Hearts blocks him!
3!
DING DING DING!
Ravishing hits again and Portia gets up with an excited smile as the referee raises her hand. She motions for Amelia to join her but Hearts looks unsure. After a little bit of coaxing from Alexander, Amelia betrays a smile and relents and raises her other hand as a unit
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Post by Kylie Moore on Jan 12, 2021 21:22:30 GMT -5
Suddenly your screen starts to do that *GLITCHY* thing again. You are watching some stupid ass commercial about people trying to sell you their stupid ass shit that most people shouldn't otherwise want or need..So for that you are all !!!!!!F'N WELCOME!!!!! SoRRy REV1...But You CAN TeLL SuBaRU LA JOHNNY STYLEZ SAID TO EAT A BAG OF DIX!!!Anyway after your screen stops glitching we see all black and then a light turns on that you can see far away. The camera draws us closer and closer to the light until we see a lone bright spotlight shining down on an empty wrestling ring in an empty arena. Suddenly we see the man all REV1 fans now immediately recognize as The DoN oF DI$Re$PeCT LA Johnny Stylez....ANd he is wearing this tshirt that will be made avaliable the moment this segment ends...{It is Cranberry Red And Right Around His Stomach It Says"IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS"~$~PHUCK DERRICK VAYDEN~$~Johnny Stylez steps in the middle of the ring and he grabs the bottom of his shirt and gently pulls down so that everyone can read what it says. He then grabs a mic out of his back pocket and snaps his fingers. As he does that the lights suddenly turn on and Johnny is standing in the middle of the ring with the sold out crowd on hand. He gets a bit of a mixed reaction as he looks out at the crowd and rolls his eyes and then makes a jerking off motion with his hand. He then looks back into the camera and begins to speak.LA Johnny Stylez: HEY YO...Will someone in the back please find that phuckin stupid MIDGET ON A POWERTRIP direct him to a monitor and then communicate to him in his native language of!!!!!F'N IDIOT!!!!THAT IT IS IN HIS BEST INTEREST TO REMOVE HIS HEAD FROM HIS ANAL CAVITY AND PAY ATTENTION!!
Now Mr. Vayden let's get a few things straight real quick before we go any phuckin further...I saw a change in you lasgt week...Or at least I thought I phuckin did, but apparently you still haven't grown any smarter since the last time you and I worked under the same banner! Which is unfortunate for you, because let me explain to you as clearly as I can...Last week when you COST ME and YOURSELF the REV1 Tag Team TItles by acting like a SPOILED LITTLE BITCH WHO'S PARENTS DIDN'T LET HER WIN AT UNO, you also did something else I don't think you took into account...!!!!!YOU F'N JUST PISSED ME OFF!!!!! ...STAY WITH ME DOUCHE BAG IM JUST GETTING TO THE BAD NEWZ!!!Because ya know what Derrick? I am a man who understands better than most people that ACTIONS do IN FACT speak MUCH LOUDER THAN WORDS! And doing what you did last week said more than enough. But since most of the people who watch this show are a little on the SLOW SIDE...I'm gunna go ahead and break it down for everyone. Because Derrick I'm not even sure you knew exactly what your actions said about you and whatever it is you are these days, because as I recall YOU WERE and CLEARLY STILL ARE!!!!!AS DEEP AS A F'N PUDDLE!!!! ...WHICH IS WHY IT WAS SO F'N EASY FOR ME TO DROWN YOU IN THE SHALLOW END OF THE AW POOL, PUSSY!!!!But getting back to the point, ya phuckin ASSHAT...What you did on this show last week proved how little you value CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD here in Revolution 1 Wrestling. And someone of your uhhhh "STaTuRe" should phuckin jump at any and every chance you get at being a CHAMPION because it's the only way people are going to believe that you are anything more than the got damn!!!!!LAWN GNOME!!!!!YOU LOOK LIKE YA F'N PRICK!!!But now that it's all said and done with the God's honest truth is Derrick I'm over it. I was kinda pissed because I was looking forward to wearing Tag Gold here in REV1 with someone I thought had found their way...But if you think for two got damn seconds that you are gunna pull that crap and leave me hanging out to dry then you Mr. FORMER MIDGET CHAMPION should clearly
!!!!LEAVE THE F'N THiNKIN UP TO US BIG PEOPLE!!!!CaUse YOU OBViOUSLy STiLL F'N SUCK AT IT!!!Now don't be a twat and come out here and act like you have bigger fish to fry because we all know that you don't! Because as we get to the other thing your actions last week said loudly and clearly I can't help but laugh. Because Derrick there is a saying in this business that people say which states that "YOU ARE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN THE RING!!!" And you sir have apparently forgotten the last time we were in the ring together...But don't worry because I called my very good friends over at ACTION WRESTLING and I got them to send me the footage of the last time we climbed in the ring and I beat the got damn breaks off of you and proved that you were never going to rise above anything that what you are and always will be...A CHAMPION OF MIDGETS...But then again you're not even their champion anymore so I guess that's out...But anyway...HEY DOUCHEBAGS IN THE TRUCK...ROLL THE FOOTAGE SO EVERYONE CAN ONCE AGAIN REMIND DERRICK VAYDEN THAT HE IS BETTER OFF STAYING IN THE SMURF VILLAGE WITH THE REST OF HIS PEOPLE Johnny points to the screen at the top of the ramp and we see a video jthat is clearly not Action Wrestling footage it looks like it was shot from someone's phone...and it looks like it was shot eariler today in the ring Johnny is presently standing in. The Rev1 logo has been covered up and Johnny's version of the AW logo that briefly says underneath "Pretending We're The Best Since WcF KLo$eD" Johnny enters the ring as "THE RESISTANCE" by SKiLLeT blares in the background also on someone's phone. He then climbs in the ring and he points directly across from where he is standing where his opponent is already in the ring waiting on him, because back then he wasn't important enough to get a televised entrance despite being the AW MiDGET CHAMPION. But when the camera pans around who and what we see is clearly not Derrick Vayden...It is some midget that Johnny hired that actually looks just like him cept he is an actual midget. But the bell rings and Johnny walks directly towards the center of the ring. The midget runs over and tries to hit Johnny with a clothesline but he just hits Johnny's thigh and Johnny looks up at the camera like...IS THIS DOOD F'N KiDDiN ME? Midget Vayden is upset his clothesline attempt didn't work so he starts punching and kicking Johnny's leg and Johnny continues to NO SELL...
Johnny eventually bends down so he can look midget Vayden in the eyes and Johnny just pats him on the head and shakes his head NO. Johnny then takes his hand puts it on midget Derrick's face and gives it a VIOLENT shove that sends Midget Derrick flying backwards. Midget Vayden eventually catches his footing and runs back towards Johnny, but Stylez sticks his hand out and Derrick Vayden starts swinging wildly but since Johnny is holding him at a distance his punches and kicks are coming no where close to landing. After a few moments Johnny yawns from bordem and then he drops his hand and midget Derrick Vayden falls forward and Johnny catches Midget DERRICK by his head and slams his knee into it as hard as he can. Johnny then drags the poor little guy a few steps backwards to where they are directly in the center of the ring, and then Johnny hooks him and drills him face first down into the canvas with his spinning unprettier he calls the INSULT-2~INjURY...Then to make sure everyone remembers where we are someone holds up a hand held sign that says...SHITFIRE....Wait SHITFIRE...HOW PHUCKIN STUPID!!!...PHUCKIN LAME ASSES!!! Johnny then rolls midget Vayden over onto his back and puts his foot ontop of his face and the ref drops down and counts.1..2...3!!!!::::::::::::::DING::::::::::::Johnny then walks over and picks up a mattell John Cena spinner WWE title that he has fashioned to be the AW 201 Championship and Johnny hocks a loogie on it and then puts it upside down on midget Derrick's face hits the ropes and stomps it right into his face. Johnny then looks at the camera and flashes his trademark arrogant grin and then dusts his hands off and acts like he is scraping his feet off onto Midget Vayden's face. Johnny then shrugs his shoulders and exits the ring as we cut back live to Johnny standing in the center of the ring as the fans are booing very very loudly as Johnny is trying to keep from laughing as he presses the mic up to his lips to speak but pulls the mic away because he is laughing and looking around at some of the fans who are also laughing...But eventually he gets his shit together and he begins to speak...LA Johnny Stylez: As always we want to thank our GRACIOUS FRIENDS over at the Pro Wrestling Prison known as Action Wrestling for graciously lending us that footage...So I could teach and remind Derrick Vayden of a lesson I have already taught him...TWICE!!! So Derrick if this is what you want...THEN THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET....AGAIN !!!!!SoaK!!!!!! !!!!!SoMe!!!!! !!!!!!UP!!!!!!! ....Just ReMeMBeR YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS NOW INEVITIABLE HUMILIATION ASSHAT!!!
Johnny Stylez then drops the mic as the fans in the arena start to boo as he makes the jerking off motion with his hands again and then exits the ring fading us away to a commercial ...
CODED VERSION:
Suddenly your screen starts to do that *GLITCHY* thing again. You are watching some stupid ass commercial about people trying to sell you their stupid ass shit that most people shouldn't otherwise want or need..So for that you are all
!!!!!!F'N WELCOME!!!!!
SoRRy REV1...But You CAN TeLL SuBaRU LA JOHNNY STYLEZ SAID TO EAT A BAG OF DIX!!!Anyway after your screen stops glitching we see all black and then a light turns on that you can see far away. The camera draws us closer and closer to the light until we see a lone bright spotlight shining down on an empty wrestling ring in an empty arena. Suddenly we see the man all REV1 fans now immediately recognize as The DoN oF DI$Re$PeCT LA Johnny Stylez....ANd he is wearing this tshirt that will be made avaliable the moment this segment ends...{It is Cranberry Red And Right Around His Stomach It Says"IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS"~$~PHUCK DERRICK VAYDEN~$~Johnny Stylez steps in the middle of the ring and he grabs the bottom of his shirt and gently pulls down so that everyone can read what it says. He then grabs a mic out of his back pocket and snaps his fingers. As he does that the lights suddenly turn on and Johnny is standing in the middle of the ring with the sold out crowd on hand. He gets a bit of a mixed reaction as he looks out at the crowd and rolls his eyes and then makes a jerking off motion with his hand. He then looks back into the camera and begins to speak.LA Johnny Stylez: HEY YO...Will someone in the back please find that phuckin stupid MIDGET ON A POWERTRIP direct him to a monitor and then communicate to him in his native language of!!!!!F'N IDIOT!!!!THAT IT IS IN HIS BEST INTEREST TO REMOVE HIS HEAD FROM HIS ANAL CAVITY AND PAY ATTENTION!!
Now Mr. Vayden let's get a few things straight real quick before we go any phuckin further...I saw a change in you lasgt week...Or at least I thought I phuckin did, but apparently you still haven't grown any smarter since the last time you and I worked under the same banner! Which is unfortunate for you, because let me explain to you as clearly as I can...Last week when you COST ME and YOURSELF the REV1 Tag Team TItles by acting like a SPOILED LITTLE BITCH WHO'S PARENTS DIDN'T LET HER WIN AT UNO, you also did something else I don't think you took into account...!!!!!YOU F'N JUST PISSED ME OFF!!!!!
...STAY WITH ME DOUCHE BAG IM JUST GETTING TO THE BAD NEWZ!!!Because ya know what Derrick? I am a man who understands better than most people that ACTIONS do IN FACT speak MUCH LOUDER THAN WORDS! And doing what you did last week said more than enough. But since most of the people who watch this show are a little on the SLOW SIDE...I'm gunna go ahead and break it down for everyone. Because Derrick I'm not even sure you knew exactly what your actions said about you and whatever it is you are these days, because as I recall YOU WERE and CLEARLY STILL ARE!!!!!AS DEEP AS A F'N PUDDLE!!!!
...WHICH IS WHY IT WAS SO F'N EASY FOR ME TO DROWN YOU IN THE SHALLOW END OF THE AW POOL, PUSSY!!!!But getting back to the point, ya phuckin ASSHAT...What you did on this show last week proved how little you value CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD here in Revolution 1 Wrestling. And someone of your uhhhh "STaTuRe" should phuckin jump at any and every chance you get at being a CHAMPION because it's the only way people are going to believe that you are anything more than the got damn!!!!!LAWN GNOME!!!!!YOU LOOK LIKE YA F'N PRICK!!!But now that it's all said and done with the God's honest truth is Derrick I'm over it. I was kinda pissed because I was looking forward to wearing Tag Gold here in REV1 with someone I thought had found their way...But if you think for two got damn seconds that you are gunna pull that crap and leave me hanging out to dry then you Mr. FORMER MIDGET CHAMPION should clearly
!!!!LEAVE THE F'N THiNKIN UP TO US BIG PEOPLE!!!!CaUse YOU OBViOUSLy STiLL F'N SUCK AT IT!!!Now don't be a twat and come out here and act like you have bigger fish to fry because we all know that you don't! Because as we get to the other thing your actions last week said loudly and clearly I can't help but laugh. Because Derrick there is a saying in this business that people say which states that "YOU ARE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN THE RING!!!" And you sir have apparently forgotten the last time we were in the ring together...But don't worry because I called my very good friends over at ACTION WRESTLING and I got them to send me the footage of the last time we climbed in the ring and I beat the got damn breaks off of you and proved that you were never going to rise above anything that what you are and always will be...A CHAMPION OF MIDGETS...But then again you're not even their champion anymore so I guess that's out...But anyway...HEY DOUCHEBAGS IN THE TRUCK...ROLL THE FOOTAGE SO EVERYONE CAN ONCE AGAIN REMIND DERRICK VAYDEN THAT HE IS BETTER OFF STAYING IN THE SMURF VILLAGE WITH THE REST OF HIS PEOPLE Johnny points to the screen at the top of the ramp and we see a video jthat is clearly not Action Wrestling footage it looks like it was shot from someone's phone...and it looks like it was shot eariler today in the ring Johnny is presently standing in. The Rev1 logo has been covered up and Johnny's version of the AW logo that briefly says underneath "Pretending We're The Best Since WcF KLo$eD" Johnny enters the ring as "THE RESISTANCE" by SKiLLeT blares in the background also on someone's phone. He then climbs in the ring and he points directly across from where he is standing where his opponent is already in the ring waiting on him, because back then he wasn't important enough to get a televised entrance despite being the AW MiDGET CHAMPION. But when the camera pans around who and what we see is clearly not Derrick Vayden...It is some midget that Johnny hired that actually looks just like him cept he is an actual midget. But the bell rings and Johnny walks directly towards the center of the ring. The midget runs over and tries to hit Johnny with a clothesline but he just hits Johnny's thigh and Johnny looks up at the camera like...IS THIS DOOD F'N KiDDiN ME? Midget Vayden is upset his clothesline attempt didn't work so he starts punching and kicking Johnny's leg and Johnny continues to NO SELL...
Johnny eventually bends down so he can look midget Vayden in the eyes and Johnny just pats him on the head and shakes his head NO. Johnny then takes his hand puts it on midget Derrick's face and gives it a VIOLENT shove that sends Midget Derrick flying backwards. Midget Vayden eventually catches his footing and runs back towards Johnny, but Stylez sticks his hand out and Derrick Vayden starts swinging wildly but since Johnny is holding him at a distance his punches and kicks are coming no where close to landing. After a few moments Johnny yawns from bordem and then he drops his hand and midget Derrick Vayden falls forward and Johnny catches Midget DERRICK by his head and slams his knee into it as hard as he can. Johnny then drags the poor little guy a few steps backwards to where they are directly in the center of the ring, and then Johnny hooks him and drills him face first down into the canvas with his spinning unprettier he calls the INSULT-2~INjURY...Then to make sure everyone remembers where we are someone holds up a hand held sign that says...SHITFIRE....Wait SHITFIRE...HOW PHUCKIN STUPID!!!...PHUCKIN LAME ASSES!!! Johnny then rolls midget Vayden over onto his back and puts his foot ontop of his face and the ref drops down and counts.1..2...3!!!!::::::::::::::DING::::::::::::Johnny then walks over and picks up a mattell John Cena spinner WWE title that he has fashioned to be the AW 201 Championship and Johnny hocks a loogie on it and then puts it upside down on midget Derrick's face hits the ropes and stomps it right into his face. Johnny then looks at the camera and flashes his trademark arrogant grin and then dusts his hands off and acts like he is scraping his feet off onto Midget Vayden's face. Johnny then shrugs his shoulders and exits the ring as we cut back live to Johnny standing in the center of the ring as the fans are booing very very loudly as Johnny is trying to keep from laughing as he presses the mic up to his lips to speak but pulls the mic away because he is laughing and looking around at some of the fans who are also laughing...But eventually he gets his shit together and he begins to speak...LA Johnny Stylez: As always we want to thank our GRACIOUS FRIENDS over at the Pro Wrestling Prison known as Action Wrestling for graciously lending us that footage...So I could teach and remind Derrick Vayden of a lesson I have already taught him...TWICE!!! So Derrick if this is what you want...THEN THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET....AGAIN !!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
....Just ReMeMBeR YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS NOW INEVITIABLE HUMILIATION ASSHAT!!!
Johnny Stylez then drops the mic as the fans in the arena start to boo as he makes the jerking off motion with his hands again and then exits the ring fading us away to a commercial
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Post by Kylie Moore on Jan 12, 2021 21:23:14 GMT -5
Alara Miles: Weighing in at 201 lbs, hailing from San Fransisco, CA and he calls himself “The Promethean” DORIAN RHODESSS!
Green and blue pyros begin to explode around the area stage as the song "Kingdom" – by Downstait begins to play as Dorian Rhodes walks out from behind the backstage. The letters DR begin to flash on the screens lined within the venue and Dorian begins his walk down the ramp towards the ring.
Rhodes pulls off his Rev1 t-shirt and throws it into the crowd as he walks up the steel steps. He climbs up the outside ropes and stops with one foot on the second turnbuckle and his other foot resting on the top turn buckle. He lifts his head and then raises his hand to his ear as he takes in the crowd cheering for the coming action.
Dorian leans down and grabs the top turnbuckle and uses the momentum to jump feet first into the ring. He raises his arms out wide and stops in the center of the ring and with a closed fist bends down and pounds the center of the ring. He then steps back into his corner and awaits the ring of the bell. His partner, Samantha Voxx, appears from under the ring and smiles in his direction. He seems unphased by it.
Alara Miles: And his partner, SAMANTHAAA VOXXX!
WE ARE THE MAJORITY YOU ARE THE MINORITY FUCK YOUR LIES AND FUCK YOUR GREED WE ARE THE MAJORITY
While the arenas shrouded in complete darkness, ethereal, electronic beats play from “One of Us” by Fever333, to synchronized crimson and white lights flashing. To a menacing death growl, two swords slice through the gritty metal like a reapers blade.
Blinding crimson light erupts from the stage so only the silhouette of Drago Santiago praying at the top of the ramp is visible. More darkness shrouds the entranceway until another riff plays, with red spotlights revealing Drago Santiago standing with his taped fists above his head and clasped together, slowly lowering til they’re both pointed to the ring. Dressed in a black combat vest and matching shorts with white trim, Drago passes the lost and confused souls booing him on his way to the ring.
Alara Miles: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 180 lbs… He is “The Eraser”, “The Equalizer”, “The Deleter of Souls”... SAINT DRAAAGO SANTIAAAGOOO!!!
"Unchanied” begins to play as the houselights slowly dim. At the twelve second mark lights begin to flicker as the beat and rhythm of the song begin to become louder.
~Alright! Haaa-ha-ha-ha! You say, I cannot get there from here, baby Then I don't care where I'm goin'~
Alara Miles:Introducing to you next…
The ADCtron lights up with the chrome ‘S’ emblem and explodes into shots of Meghan, smacking the taste out Shadow Starr’s mouth with a kick to the jaw, stepping on Ai Mei’s skull, pinning Corey Lazarus one two three and the last shot of her being her holding one half of the PWA Tag Team Titles. Her name flashes on the screen, and a small amounts of pyro’s shoot off as Meghan steps out from behind the curtain followed by her sister and co-owner of the PWA, Tamika Kalis.
~Thought you'd never miss me till I got a fat city address Non-stop talker, what a rocker Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress~
[color=green[Alara Miles: [/color] Hailing from London, Ontario Canada at a height of five foot ten and weighing in at one hundred and forty-five pounds… ~Change, nothin' stays the same Unchained, and ya hit the ground runnin' Change, ain't nothin' stays the same Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground runnin'~ Meghan stops and waves at the crowd as she shifts her hips to the right side. She makes her way down to ringside followed by her baby sister. Alara Miles: Meghan Nash Strader!!!!!!! ~I know, I don't ask for permission This is my chance to fly Maybe enough ain't enough for you But it's my turn at a try~ Meghan finger pistols to the fan on the other side of the plexi-glass barriers. ~ Thought you'd never miss me till I got a fat city address Non-stop talker, what a rocker Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress ~ Meghan stops halfway down, looks side to side, raises up her arms and the entire stage explodes in gold and silver pyrotechnics as a wide grin comes across Meghan’s face. ~Change, nothin' stays the same Unchained, and ya hit the ground runnin' Change, ain't nothin' stays the same Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground runnin'~ At that Meghan turns it into a stride and slides under the bottom rope into the ring and jumps up to the top turnbuckle as she raises her fist in the air. She steps down, and awaits her opponent as Tamika stands in her corner on the floor mats. Drago steps to the outside of the ring as we see Dorian Rhodes demand that Samatha Voxx stand on the apron. Dorian and Meghan stare each other down. Dorian smirks as he shoves Meghan to the ground. Meghan is right back up and gets in the face of the Horrorcore Champion. She doesn’t back down as she kicks Dorian in the gut. She hits the ropes and rebounds as Dorian attempts a clothesline. Meghan ducks it. She stops, dead in her tracks and bulldogs Dorian. The champion is thrown for a bit as he slowly stands up, applauding Meghan. The two competitors lock up as they jockey for position. Dorian locks in a hammerlock but Meghan quickly reverses it into a hammerlock of her own. Dorian hits a back elbow knocking Meghan to her knees. Dorian hits the ropes and nails a shining wizard between the eyes of Meghan. He quickly goes for a cover. 1… Drago breaks it up. Dorian smiles as he backs to his corner and tags Samantha in. Samantha runs and hits a running senton on Dorian. She blows a kiss to Drago who rushes to attack her. The referee gets Drago back to his corner as Samantha stomps on the leg of Meghan. Samantha locks in a camel clutch and pulls back on Meghan’s neck. Drago rushes in and stomps on Samantha breaking the hold. Drago rushes back to his corner as Samantha gets in his face. She turns around into a double arm DDT, known as the Kelser Family Dinner. Meghan crawls toward her corner tagging in Drago. Samantha reaches for Dorian’s hand. He stretches a bit but quickly pulls his hand away and walks away. Samantha pounds on the mat. Meghan pulls herself up by the ropes. Samantha makes it to her feet but is met by Meghan hooking her head between Meghan’s knees. She hooks Samantha’s arms. She hops and forces Samantha into the mat. Drago smirks as he lifts Samantha up and hits the GTR! He goes for the cover. 1… 2… 3!! Alara Miles: Your winners and advancing to the finals of the Tag Team Title tournament… MEGHAN NASH STRADER.. And DRAAAAAAAGOOO SANTIIIIIIAGOOOOO! Dorian rushes back to the ring as he looks down at Samantha in a disappointed manner. He lifts Samantha up and hits Tiger Driver 91. He grabs his title and walks off. We cut to the backstage area.
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Post by Kylie Moore on Jan 12, 2021 23:38:45 GMT -5
We see Kylie Moore sitting across from someone. She shakes her head side to side as we hear the conversation.
Kylie: You have a lot of nerve showing up here.
A female voice is heard.
Woman: Ky, I couldn't watch those two fake Lesbians cashing in on a movement that you and I started. I couldn't allow them to hurt you anymore. I hate seeing you hurt.
The camera pans around to reveal Alyssa Jenkins, Kylie's ex wife and former Trinity Wrestling owner.
Kylie: Alyssa, no one hurt me more than you did last year. You undid a decade and a half of us building a life together, all out of spite. I loved you.
Alyssa stands up and places a single mocha colored finger to Kylie's lips.
Alyssa: I still love you.
She kisses Kylie as the scene fades to black.
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