Post by lajohnnystylez on Jan 4, 2021 22:09:39 GMT -5
Scene opens outside of the arena where Revolution 1 Wrestling will hold their weekly show that any and everyone has been looking forward to for quite sometime. The powers that be have elected to crown their very first Rev1 Tag Team Champions by leaving things to chance by having a LETHAL LOTTERY TOURNAMENT! So things will be if nothing else unpredictable. But as we have seen throughout the course of human history unlikely duos can achieve the most marvelous and unexpected things. Yes people who would never team together even people who openly despise one another will be forced to out their differences aside if they have any aspirations of walking out of the arena and this tournament as CHAMPIONS.
The sudden and unexpected arrival of one of the most controversial figures this sport has ever known has already sent shockwaves all through REVOLUTION 1 Wrestling. As usual all it took to upset the herd in Rev1 was a few jagged sentences that were as true as they were rude which is par for the course for those of you familiar with the man known around the world as the DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT! Yet in retrospect Johnny's official on camera debut while very effective still didn't send the message he had hoped it would send.
It definitely served it's purpose no doubt as everyone in REV1 is no very much aware of the threat they now face, yet The PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa had decided sometime between now and then that he needed to do something a bit more...XTRA in order for the curtian jerking asshats that comprise the REV1 RoSTeR to really understand just how deeply in shit they actually are. It has infact been a while since he has been seen on television after being banned from both Action Wrestling and APW for hurting people's feelings. SO just incase anyone forgot or you just don't know in the phuckin first place...This is the part where we kindly ask each and every single one of you to remove your thumbs from your asses and pay attention because what follows directly and immediately reflects your immediate futures!
Now for those of you that know LA Johnny Stylez know he is a man who marches to the beat of his own drum. Far from the cookie cutter phuck mooks that the two dildos that run AW do their best to mold you into. Which is more than likely reasons one and two things never really worked out for The DoN of DI$Re$PeCT in those place. And one of the things that seperates Johnny from most of you is the fact that he understand actions speak much much louder than words ...
...And that explains why The PaRaGoNa of AMeRiKaNa woke up eariler than the rest of you today. He definitely woke up eariler than anyone and everyone who works at the arena where the show is scheduled to take place this evening....Well almost everyone! So as our scene opens up today we find ourselves at the back loading dock at the Avivue Arena in Dublin Ireland. There is a huge 18 wheeler truck backed up to the loading dock. For those of you that don't know this particular truck belongs to a fleet of trucks that Kylie Moore had hired to assist in making sure all of the necessary equipment made it to the arena in order for REV1 to put on the type of elaborate presentation REV1 fans are accustomed to. This truck in particular was the truck that hauled in all of the REV1 merchandise that was to be put on display and sold at random locations throughout the arena. The truck had arrived a little under twenty four hours ago and was getting ready to be put up on display until this gentlemen shows up with an offical CEASE ORDER straight from Kylie Moore's desk! All of the REV1 Merchandise was to be recalled at once loaded back up onto the truck to where it can be checked and tested more thoroughly than it originally was by Dublin's shotty Custom's department.
The few arena workers were not pleased about this, but got paid hourly so they didn't really gripe that much as they took the time to regather everything and load it onto the truck. After everything was loaded onto the truck a man is seen wearing a pair of navy DICKIES work pants and a button down baby blue shirt that had the name ERICKSON stitched on the right breast part of the shirt. He wore a black Nike baseball cap and had a large black mustache. He thanks the few arena workers and then shuts the doors on the back of the truck and fastens them shut. He then walks over to the driverside door opens it up and hops inside. Once inside of the truck we see the man remove the NIKE cap and rip the mustache off. Once we see the blue hair we know immediately who it is now in posession of literally every single stitch of REV1 Merchandise that is to be sold at tonight's show. But he turns the keys firest up the ignition puts the truck in drive and then slowly pulls away from the arena.
We see the truck pull from the back loading dock as it goes down a windy road that leads to the main highway. The truck stops as it waits for a few other cars to pass and then it turns right onto the road and the scene slowly fades out to
The scene opens back up quite frankly in the middle of no where. Looking at the front of the truck we see that Johnny smashed through quite a lot to get to this location as we see the front of the truck is nearly destroyed. The driverside door is wide open as is the doors to the trailer part of the truck. The camera pans around and we see LA Johnny Stylez inside emptying several cans of gasoline onto all of the REV1 Merchandise. He sees the camera and an arrogant smirk creeps across his face as he finishes dumping the contents of the 10th can of gasoline and then walks out of the trailer. He hops down and leans against the back of the truck as he pops a joint in his mouth and he uses his special engraved 4:19 zippo to spark up. He watches as the early morning sun rise slowly creeps over the hills of this beautiful Irish countryside. He seemingly and silently takes the morning in as he appears to collect his thoughts and then slowly begins to speak as he removes his thick rimmed black Rayban sunglasses from his pocket and puts them on as he exhales the smoke through his nostrils...
LA Johnny Stylez: REV1 WRESTLING it appears we meet again...Same shit different toilet or so it may seem on the surface, but as it usually is with matters that pertain to me there is a bit more to it than appears on the surface. Now as you can see for yourselves I have gone to many elaborate lengths to go above and beyond the call of duty to make sure every got damn one of your CURTIAN JERKING SHIT STAINZ is fully aware of the threat my presence now poses to most of your existence! You see I believe that I was hired to be apart of the REV1 roster for something as trivial as SHOCK VALUE..However what Kylie Moore and the REV1 fan base will come to realize more and more with each passing week is that I bring so very much more to the table. Because the one thing I came to REV1 for because after sitting at home watching the show myself it was clear someone had to phuckin bring the
Because just like the entire human race, Revolution 1 Wrestling WAS in desperate need of change! How else could you explain my being here? Among this particular circle of shit kickers I am Public ENEMY NuMeRo UNO! Because quite frankly to be perfectly honest most can't stand me because of the simple fact that I have made more of you
And it is because one of my natural talents is the gift of gab...That and I tell the truth in a blunt way most people can't stand because in a world and business where accountability has all but phucking VANISHED there aren't very many people who like to hear the truth...But like it or not boys and girls take a good phucking look and drink it in, because I am here and as of this very moment I came to do the thing I am known for doing and I am finna
So REV1 wants to start the year off with a BANG...NEW YEAR NEW CHAMPIONS I believe is the tag line. A LETHAL LOTTERY TOURNAMENT to determine REV1's innagural TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. Most of you have addressed your opponents first but I would like to do the opposite, because the other thing you mouth breathing shit kickers fail to realize is the only way you are going to be able to emerge victorious and walk out of Dublin with the REV1 TAG STRAPS is if you get shit straight with the person you are to share a corner of the ring with. And well quite frankly when I first saw who my partner was my first reaction was
He's the DooD that used to be the Action Wrestling MIDGET CHAMPION that I stomped on a few times back in the gap when I was making my way up to the top! So for those of you that need a brush up on your history lesson because the recollection Vayden offered you all was a bit vague and INCOMPLETE SHALL WE SAY. He made it seem like we were like RIVALS or some shit back in the gap...And also he said we fought a few times...But see that's not exactly true, because the part he neglected to mention perfectly explains why we "don't like each other." And the reason he doesn't like me is because of the simple fact that when we climbed in the ring to face one another back in the gap I kinda sorta ya know
BUT! Derrick right here and right now I just want to say that no I am not sorry and given the opportunity I would totally do it again! HOWEVER, this new approach you seem to be taking is something I can definitely get down with, because most of what you said is shit I agree with and may have even tried to explain to you during our time in that portable toilet of a wrestling promotion we used to work for! Because you seemed to have undergone some sort of attitude change between the first time I saw you and now...And if we leave the past where it is and combine our efforts I know for a fact that even if they put all the other teams in this raggedy ass tournament together against us they wouldn't be able to touch us! Because we are the only one's capable and prepared to represent Revolution 1 as the Tag Team Champions! Not to mention the only two with enough name value that when people wake up tomorrow mornining and go to whatever dirt sheet sight they go to to read spoilers or results from the shows the night before when they see that Derrick Vayden and LA Johnny Stylez were able to set aside whatever differences you or anyone else seem to believe we have and now reign over REVOLUTION1's Tag Team Division it will achieve the desired result...Because people will suddenly do something they normally don't do during a
Because let's be real with each other Derrick...And while we are on the subject you two TALKING PHUCK SOCKS that are going to meet Derrick and I in the first round might wanna pull your heads out of your own asses for a tick because The PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa is FINNA DROP SOME FACTS ON YA! Because see the sad grim reality that you two cum dumpsters are finna be force fed starting today and will continue every single week until you finally get it through those thick numb skulls of yours is...The reason guys like Derrick and myself are going to be able to just waltz in here and get opportunites that the two of you have had to scrap, scratch, bite, and claw for are because at the end of the day as much as you would like to pretend that the both of you are stars at the end of the day the truth is even if one of you shoved your head up the other's ass and became one person in terms of STAR POWER you two still would hardly even be a
...Which is due to a servere lack of options which was a problem Kylie Moore went out and addressed herself when she signed YOURS TRULY on the dotted line just a few weeks ago! And the reason the two of you cookie cutter prima donnas aren't actual stars is because Stevei Wonder, Ray Charles and even Hellen Keller can see right through both of you! Amelia Hearts before we go any further can I just like ask you one question...
Everything about you is a joke, a lie, or just straight up phucking pathetic or in some extreme cases a mixture of all three! For someone who didn't have very many nice things to say about Action Wrestling you sure as shit sound just like the lot of snobby, overrated, self righteous dip shits! I mean you really expect people to believe that I pose no threat to you or anyone else in this tournament because my list of accomplishments in this business didn't take place in the small pond that you swim in? ANd then what's even worse YA DUMB CUNT...DID YOU REALLY COME OUT HERE AND TALK ABOUT MY LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS TWO SECONDS AFTER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Because if you were even half the person you pretend to be that title would be around your waist...Because you know what winners do Amelia?...THEY WIN!!!! That's what seperates CHAMPION FROM CHALLENGER at the end of the day...Don't worry Derrick and I intend to give you a personal demonstration in just a few short hours of how it's done...But hold that thought we will circle back in just a sec, because now we gotta switch gears and talk about that
WOW...Portia or whatever your dumb cunt name is...Listen to me Sweetie when you are as green and naïve as you are it's best for you to keep your your COCKSUCKER CLOOOOSSSEEEDDDDDD when the grown folks are talkin K? Because the longer you ran your mouth one thing and one thing only became as clear as day and that my dear was that it was painfully, brutally, and hilariously obvious that you have absolutely, I'm talkin NOT a
You wanna talk to me about handouts?...BITCH YOUR WHOLE PHUCKING LIFE HAS PROBABLY BEEN A HANDOUT! You think because you walked out behind the curtain and heard a couple of yokel idiots who spent their stimulus money on their ticket to the show last week and began to chant their name because if someone as clueless as you are can make it as far as you have then maybe just maybe they have a shot as well! They cheered you because you are just phucking like them! And at the end of the day that is why they boo Derrick and I, because we are everything they wish they were! And thatr's what you two B TEAM BiMBOZ don't and won't understand until we pound it into your foreheads! The way both of you are suggest one of two things...Either A....this is some costume you put on to dupe these idiots who watch this crap into believing that you are some kind of Twisted HARDCORE BARBIE...Or some happy go lucky scrappy southern belle because you know that is the one and only way you are going to get any attention in this game because otherwise you know what we know...and that is TRAMPS LiKE THE TWO OF YOU ARE
Because while you two up to this point have fooled yourselves and maybe even a few handfuls of wrestling fans that you are cut from the same cloth as actual stars like Derrick and Myself...But at the end of the day you two are no different than little girls playing dress up in their mommy's clothes at a got damn slumber party! And the difference again is not just out there in that ring. When Derrick and I run through you two and the other sorry pieces of shit that find themselves in the unfortunate spot across the ring from us they will find they won't be able to over come us either and it will infuriate them the same as it will the both of you and the rest of the world. But we are going to start with you two and go all the way because Derrick and I are the only two people in this tournament that can take the REVOLUTION1 Tag Team TItles and use them as a BEACON of ACTUAL HOPE! We will use them as a means to make sure any and everyone who is still being held prsoner by those public restrooms and jobber jails known as AW and APW we will let them know if they seek refuge...Or go somewhere where talent and creativity actually counts for something then they can join the rest of us who are smart enough to think for ourselves here! Derrick Vayden and I are stars because we take whatever the phuck we want..whenever the phuck we feel like it...And anyone who tries to stop us not only gets BEAT DOWN...BUT HUMILIATED in the proccess! And that's what we can do for this company that you can't! Because me showing up last week and talking was a much bigger deal then Amelia Hearts ALMOST WINNING A TITLE...And definitely more important than the SOUTHERN SLUTBAG getting her name chanted for the first time! WHOOPTY PHUCKIN DO!
You want facts here are the facts girls....
WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH BOTH OF YOU!!!
As a matter of fact we see through all of you and that is why we are fixing to run through all of you !!!
We all know Amelia Hearts is about as HARDCORE as the first three episodes of THE BABY SITTERS CLUB
And that watching PORTIA is a lot like watching sitcoms on the DIsney Channel...Without the laughtrack...NO ONE LAUGHS BECAUSE IT AINT PHUCKIN FUNNY!!!
And that's why you two cunts aint stars unless there are no other stars here! Because the two of you couldn't draw even if you were
....And since you two dumb cunts said I was difficult to understand that is why I went through this elaborate length to make sure I had a visual aid to go with everything I am saying. So again pull your head out of your ass for just a TICK and watch this next part because this one action sums up what I think of you two and everyone else in this company...READY HERE IT GOES!!!!
Johnny then takes the joint out of his mouth and flicks it into the trailer of the truck as he heads towards the large black truck in the distance on Monster truck tires. As Johnny Stylez makes it to his truck we see that the stolen truck with all the offical REV1 Merchandise...Execpt the merch that belonged to Johnny and his partner Derrick Vayden of course....But yeah anyway...That truck is completely up in flames as Johnny opens the driver side door to his rental truck...He lowers his sunglasses as he cups his hands a lights a cigarette he just popped in his mouth and he says what he usually says during moments like this....Which is of course
Johnny then slams the door to the truck and peels out as he drives off leaving the rest of you to await the REVOLUTION 1 Tuesday Night SIn that suddenly just got a whole lot more interesting...And don't worry kiddos...One thing that hasn't changed is the simple fact that this time just like all the udder times..
...HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!!
The sudden and unexpected arrival of one of the most controversial figures this sport has ever known has already sent shockwaves all through REVOLUTION 1 Wrestling. As usual all it took to upset the herd in Rev1 was a few jagged sentences that were as true as they were rude which is par for the course for those of you familiar with the man known around the world as the DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT! Yet in retrospect Johnny's official on camera debut while very effective still didn't send the message he had hoped it would send.
It definitely served it's purpose no doubt as everyone in REV1 is no very much aware of the threat they now face, yet The PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa had decided sometime between now and then that he needed to do something a bit more...XTRA in order for the curtian jerking asshats that comprise the REV1 RoSTeR to really understand just how deeply in shit they actually are. It has infact been a while since he has been seen on television after being banned from both Action Wrestling and APW for hurting people's feelings. SO just incase anyone forgot or you just don't know in the phuckin first place...This is the part where we kindly ask each and every single one of you to remove your thumbs from your asses and pay attention because what follows directly and immediately reflects your immediate futures!
Now for those of you that know LA Johnny Stylez know he is a man who marches to the beat of his own drum. Far from the cookie cutter phuck mooks that the two dildos that run AW do their best to mold you into. Which is more than likely reasons one and two things never really worked out for The DoN of DI$Re$PeCT in those place. And one of the things that seperates Johnny from most of you is the fact that he understand actions speak much much louder than words ...
...And that explains why The PaRaGoNa of AMeRiKaNa woke up eariler than the rest of you today. He definitely woke up eariler than anyone and everyone who works at the arena where the show is scheduled to take place this evening....Well almost everyone! So as our scene opens up today we find ourselves at the back loading dock at the Avivue Arena in Dublin Ireland. There is a huge 18 wheeler truck backed up to the loading dock. For those of you that don't know this particular truck belongs to a fleet of trucks that Kylie Moore had hired to assist in making sure all of the necessary equipment made it to the arena in order for REV1 to put on the type of elaborate presentation REV1 fans are accustomed to. This truck in particular was the truck that hauled in all of the REV1 merchandise that was to be put on display and sold at random locations throughout the arena. The truck had arrived a little under twenty four hours ago and was getting ready to be put up on display until this gentlemen shows up with an offical CEASE ORDER straight from Kylie Moore's desk! All of the REV1 Merchandise was to be recalled at once loaded back up onto the truck to where it can be checked and tested more thoroughly than it originally was by Dublin's shotty Custom's department.
The few arena workers were not pleased about this, but got paid hourly so they didn't really gripe that much as they took the time to regather everything and load it onto the truck. After everything was loaded onto the truck a man is seen wearing a pair of navy DICKIES work pants and a button down baby blue shirt that had the name ERICKSON stitched on the right breast part of the shirt. He wore a black Nike baseball cap and had a large black mustache. He thanks the few arena workers and then shuts the doors on the back of the truck and fastens them shut. He then walks over to the driverside door opens it up and hops inside. Once inside of the truck we see the man remove the NIKE cap and rip the mustache off. Once we see the blue hair we know immediately who it is now in posession of literally every single stitch of REV1 Merchandise that is to be sold at tonight's show. But he turns the keys firest up the ignition puts the truck in drive and then slowly pulls away from the arena.
We see the truck pull from the back loading dock as it goes down a windy road that leads to the main highway. The truck stops as it waits for a few other cars to pass and then it turns right onto the road and the scene slowly fades out to
4 HoURS & 19 MiNuTeS LaTeR...
The scene opens back up quite frankly in the middle of no where. Looking at the front of the truck we see that Johnny smashed through quite a lot to get to this location as we see the front of the truck is nearly destroyed. The driverside door is wide open as is the doors to the trailer part of the truck. The camera pans around and we see LA Johnny Stylez inside emptying several cans of gasoline onto all of the REV1 Merchandise. He sees the camera and an arrogant smirk creeps across his face as he finishes dumping the contents of the 10th can of gasoline and then walks out of the trailer. He hops down and leans against the back of the truck as he pops a joint in his mouth and he uses his special engraved 4:19 zippo to spark up. He watches as the early morning sun rise slowly creeps over the hills of this beautiful Irish countryside. He seemingly and silently takes the morning in as he appears to collect his thoughts and then slowly begins to speak as he removes his thick rimmed black Rayban sunglasses from his pocket and puts them on as he exhales the smoke through his nostrils...
LA Johnny Stylez: REV1 WRESTLING it appears we meet again...Same shit different toilet or so it may seem on the surface, but as it usually is with matters that pertain to me there is a bit more to it than appears on the surface. Now as you can see for yourselves I have gone to many elaborate lengths to go above and beyond the call of duty to make sure every got damn one of your CURTIAN JERKING SHIT STAINZ is fully aware of the threat my presence now poses to most of your existence! You see I believe that I was hired to be apart of the REV1 roster for something as trivial as SHOCK VALUE..However what Kylie Moore and the REV1 fan base will come to realize more and more with each passing week is that I bring so very much more to the table. Because the one thing I came to REV1 for because after sitting at home watching the show myself it was clear someone had to phuckin bring the
!!!!!GoT DaMn ReVoLUTioN!!!!!
TO ReVoLuTiON WReSTLiNG!!!!
Because just like the entire human race, Revolution 1 Wrestling WAS in desperate need of change! How else could you explain my being here? Among this particular circle of shit kickers I am Public ENEMY NuMeRo UNO! Because quite frankly to be perfectly honest most can't stand me because of the simple fact that I have made more of you
!!!!!!F'N CRY!!!!!!
THEN THE ENDING OF BAMBI, MARLEY & ME, ET and THE NOTEBOOK PUT TOGETHER!!!
And it is because one of my natural talents is the gift of gab...That and I tell the truth in a blunt way most people can't stand because in a world and business where accountability has all but phucking VANISHED there aren't very many people who like to hear the truth...But like it or not boys and girls take a good phucking look and drink it in, because I am here and as of this very moment I came to do the thing I am known for doing and I am finna
!!!!!PHUCK YALLZ SHIT UP!!!!
...AND PLEASE UNDERSTAND I MEAN THAT AS RUDELY AS I POSSIBLY CAN!!!
So REV1 wants to start the year off with a BANG...NEW YEAR NEW CHAMPIONS I believe is the tag line. A LETHAL LOTTERY TOURNAMENT to determine REV1's innagural TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. Most of you have addressed your opponents first but I would like to do the opposite, because the other thing you mouth breathing shit kickers fail to realize is the only way you are going to be able to emerge victorious and walk out of Dublin with the REV1 TAG STRAPS is if you get shit straight with the person you are to share a corner of the ring with. And well quite frankly when I first saw who my partner was my first reaction was
?WHaT THE PHUCKIN PHUCK IS A DERRICK VAYDEN?
...AND THEN I F'N REMEMBERED!!!
He's the DooD that used to be the Action Wrestling MIDGET CHAMPION that I stomped on a few times back in the gap when I was making my way up to the top! So for those of you that need a brush up on your history lesson because the recollection Vayden offered you all was a bit vague and INCOMPLETE SHALL WE SAY. He made it seem like we were like RIVALS or some shit back in the gap...And also he said we fought a few times...But see that's not exactly true, because the part he neglected to mention perfectly explains why we "don't like each other." And the reason he doesn't like me is because of the simple fact that when we climbed in the ring to face one another back in the gap I kinda sorta ya know
!!!!!BEAT THE PHUCK OUT OF HIM!!!!
I MEAN I HURT THAT BOYZ FEELINZ YALL, TRUE STORY!!!!
BUT! Derrick right here and right now I just want to say that no I am not sorry and given the opportunity I would totally do it again! HOWEVER, this new approach you seem to be taking is something I can definitely get down with, because most of what you said is shit I agree with and may have even tried to explain to you during our time in that portable toilet of a wrestling promotion we used to work for! Because you seemed to have undergone some sort of attitude change between the first time I saw you and now...And if we leave the past where it is and combine our efforts I know for a fact that even if they put all the other teams in this raggedy ass tournament together against us they wouldn't be able to touch us! Because we are the only one's capable and prepared to represent Revolution 1 as the Tag Team Champions! Not to mention the only two with enough name value that when people wake up tomorrow mornining and go to whatever dirt sheet sight they go to to read spoilers or results from the shows the night before when they see that Derrick Vayden and LA Johnny Stylez were able to set aside whatever differences you or anyone else seem to believe we have and now reign over REVOLUTION1's Tag Team Division it will achieve the desired result...Because people will suddenly do something they normally don't do during a
~$~ AMELIA HEARTS MATCH ~$~
...WHICH IS THAT LITTLE THING KNOWN AS PAYING ATTENTION!!!
Because let's be real with each other Derrick...And while we are on the subject you two TALKING PHUCK SOCKS that are going to meet Derrick and I in the first round might wanna pull your heads out of your own asses for a tick because The PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa is FINNA DROP SOME FACTS ON YA! Because see the sad grim reality that you two cum dumpsters are finna be force fed starting today and will continue every single week until you finally get it through those thick numb skulls of yours is...The reason guys like Derrick and myself are going to be able to just waltz in here and get opportunites that the two of you have had to scrap, scratch, bite, and claw for are because at the end of the day as much as you would like to pretend that the both of you are stars at the end of the day the truth is even if one of you shoved your head up the other's ass and became one person in terms of STAR POWER you two still would hardly even be a
!!!!!!F'N NIGHT LIGHT!!!!!!
AND THE ONLY REASON YOU TWO ARE CONSIDERED STARS NOW IS THE SAME REASON SMURFETTE IS THE HOTTEST SMURF IN THE VILLAGE!!!
...Which is due to a servere lack of options which was a problem Kylie Moore went out and addressed herself when she signed YOURS TRULY on the dotted line just a few weeks ago! And the reason the two of you cookie cutter prima donnas aren't actual stars is because Stevei Wonder, Ray Charles and even Hellen Keller can see right through both of you! Amelia Hearts before we go any further can I just like ask you one question...
?DO YOU??
...EVEN BELIEVE THE BULLSHIT THAT FALLS OUT OF YOUR DICK GARAGE?
Everything about you is a joke, a lie, or just straight up phucking pathetic or in some extreme cases a mixture of all three! For someone who didn't have very many nice things to say about Action Wrestling you sure as shit sound just like the lot of snobby, overrated, self righteous dip shits! I mean you really expect people to believe that I pose no threat to you or anyone else in this tournament because my list of accomplishments in this business didn't take place in the small pond that you swim in? ANd then what's even worse YA DUMB CUNT...DID YOU REALLY COME OUT HERE AND TALK ABOUT MY LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS TWO SECONDS AFTER
?NOT WINNING THE HORRORCORE CHAMPIONSHIP?
...WELL FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING THIS BUT...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET A F'N GRIP YA SILLY BITCH!!!!
Because if you were even half the person you pretend to be that title would be around your waist...Because you know what winners do Amelia?...THEY WIN!!!! That's what seperates CHAMPION FROM CHALLENGER at the end of the day...Don't worry Derrick and I intend to give you a personal demonstration in just a few short hours of how it's done...But hold that thought we will circle back in just a sec, because now we gotta switch gears and talk about that
!!!!WaLKiNG CLICHE!!!!
THAT iS UNFoRTuNaTeLY YOUR TaG PaRTnER!!!
WOW...Portia or whatever your dumb cunt name is...Listen to me Sweetie when you are as green and naïve as you are it's best for you to keep your your COCKSUCKER CLOOOOSSSEEEDDDDDD when the grown folks are talkin K? Because the longer you ran your mouth one thing and one thing only became as clear as day and that my dear was that it was painfully, brutally, and hilariously obvious that you have absolutely, I'm talkin NOT a
!!!!!F'N CLUE!!!!!
YoURe LiKe SoMe PaMPeReD SoRioRiTy SLUT On CoKe TaLKiN ABoUT THe STRuGGLe Of HaViN To DRiVe A BMW WHEN YOU ASKED FOR AN AUDI!
You wanna talk to me about handouts?...BITCH YOUR WHOLE PHUCKING LIFE HAS PROBABLY BEEN A HANDOUT! You think because you walked out behind the curtain and heard a couple of yokel idiots who spent their stimulus money on their ticket to the show last week and began to chant their name because if someone as clueless as you are can make it as far as you have then maybe just maybe they have a shot as well! They cheered you because you are just phucking like them! And at the end of the day that is why they boo Derrick and I, because we are everything they wish they were! And thatr's what you two B TEAM BiMBOZ don't and won't understand until we pound it into your foreheads! The way both of you are suggest one of two things...Either A....this is some costume you put on to dupe these idiots who watch this crap into believing that you are some kind of Twisted HARDCORE BARBIE...Or some happy go lucky scrappy southern belle because you know that is the one and only way you are going to get any attention in this game because otherwise you know what we know...and that is TRAMPS LiKE THE TWO OF YOU ARE
!!!!A DiMe A DoZeN!!!!
...WHICH IS PRECISLEY WHY IF I WERE YOU I'D SAVE YOUR TWO CENTZ SO YOU CAN BOTH PAY ATTENTION!!!
Because while you two up to this point have fooled yourselves and maybe even a few handfuls of wrestling fans that you are cut from the same cloth as actual stars like Derrick and Myself...But at the end of the day you two are no different than little girls playing dress up in their mommy's clothes at a got damn slumber party! And the difference again is not just out there in that ring. When Derrick and I run through you two and the other sorry pieces of shit that find themselves in the unfortunate spot across the ring from us they will find they won't be able to over come us either and it will infuriate them the same as it will the both of you and the rest of the world. But we are going to start with you two and go all the way because Derrick and I are the only two people in this tournament that can take the REVOLUTION1 Tag Team TItles and use them as a BEACON of ACTUAL HOPE! We will use them as a means to make sure any and everyone who is still being held prsoner by those public restrooms and jobber jails known as AW and APW we will let them know if they seek refuge...Or go somewhere where talent and creativity actually counts for something then they can join the rest of us who are smart enough to think for ourselves here! Derrick Vayden and I are stars because we take whatever the phuck we want..whenever the phuck we feel like it...And anyone who tries to stop us not only gets BEAT DOWN...BUT HUMILIATED in the proccess! And that's what we can do for this company that you can't! Because me showing up last week and talking was a much bigger deal then Amelia Hearts ALMOST WINNING A TITLE...And definitely more important than the SOUTHERN SLUTBAG getting her name chanted for the first time! WHOOPTY PHUCKIN DO!
You want facts here are the facts girls....
WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH BOTH OF YOU!!!
As a matter of fact we see through all of you and that is why we are fixing to run through all of you !!!
We all know Amelia Hearts is about as HARDCORE as the first three episodes of THE BABY SITTERS CLUB
And that watching PORTIA is a lot like watching sitcoms on the DIsney Channel...Without the laughtrack...NO ONE LAUGHS BECAUSE IT AINT PHUCKIN FUNNY!!!
And that's why you two cunts aint stars unless there are no other stars here! Because the two of you couldn't draw even if you were
!!!!!F'N PENCILZ!!!!!
SO GET READY GiRLiEZ CaUse THeSe TWO BAD GUYS is FiNNa BE THE REASON YOU BOTH HAVE A BAD F'N NIGHT!!!!
....And since you two dumb cunts said I was difficult to understand that is why I went through this elaborate length to make sure I had a visual aid to go with everything I am saying. So again pull your head out of your ass for just a TICK and watch this next part because this one action sums up what I think of you two and everyone else in this company...READY HERE IT GOES!!!!
Johnny then takes the joint out of his mouth and flicks it into the trailer of the truck as he heads towards the large black truck in the distance on Monster truck tires. As Johnny Stylez makes it to his truck we see that the stolen truck with all the offical REV1 Merchandise...Execpt the merch that belonged to Johnny and his partner Derrick Vayden of course....But yeah anyway...That truck is completely up in flames as Johnny opens the driver side door to his rental truck...He lowers his sunglasses as he cups his hands a lights a cigarette he just popped in his mouth and he says what he usually says during moments like this....Which is of course
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
....Ohh Yeah THIS IS GUNNA BE FUN!
Johnny then slams the door to the truck and peels out as he drives off leaving the rest of you to await the REVOLUTION 1 Tuesday Night SIn that suddenly just got a whole lot more interesting...And don't worry kiddos...One thing that hasn't changed is the simple fact that this time just like all the udder times..
...HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!!
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