Post by lacklan on Jul 29, 2020 19:59:43 GMT -5
HIIIIII-iiiiiiii!
This is your reason for being, the face that would launch ALL the ships, Sarah Lacklan here with a message for the entire Revo1 Roster:
The 2nd Annual Monster Mash is slated to have a tournament for a "championship." In case you are listening to this, instead of watching it, like some outdated reject from a world we would all like to forget about ('Sup, Centy!), I put some HEAVY quotation marks around the world "championship."
First of all, hardcore wrestling is garbage and should only be done but those who are, indeed, garbage. Yes yes, of the FOUR championships currently holding up my trips through airport security, ONE of them is, indeed, the Hardcore Championship from our friends over at Alpha Pro Wrestling. But! BUT, I say! I won that ironically AND I am literally working towards cleaning up the division, which equates to me getting RID of all of the nasty garbage nonsense.
Secondly, regardless of my disdain for garbage wrestling, you likely assume that "Mama Tournaments" will still take part. But this is where you would be incorrect. YES! I love tournaments of all kinds. YES! I travel the WORLD for them. But this? It would be unfair. After all, I am not ONLY the winner of the Trinity Rebirth Tournament, having bested 4 people in a row to attain it, I am still undefeated in this company OVERALL. I taking part in this event would be unfair to any and all who enter. So, no, I will not be entering.
Thirdly, I WILL be in New York, though. I will be sitting there, right next to our Bossladies, watching every match. Why? Because I wish to sweeten the pot. Whether or not this supposed title belt is given to the winner of this tournament, I will be offering up this:
The winner of the tournament vs. Sarah Lacklan, Revolution1 Wrestling World Champion, on the following Tuesday Night Sin.
Title on the line.
Yes yes, Daniel Dream has earned a shot at the title by putting down "Weak Bitch" Kitty Dark, but I am sure he will get his rightful opportunity at me at our next PPV event, Ground Zero. But before then? I WILL put up my championship against whoever walks out of New York as the winner of this tournament.
Want to fight me?
Want to shut me up?
Put on those Big Girl Panties and win a tournament.
My name is Lacklan, and I am YOUR World Champion.