Post by TWN on Jul 30, 2019 18:23:13 GMT -5
“Mayhem” by Halestorm blares throughout the arena as the cameras pan around. The signs in the crowd are moving erratically.
“Terra Walker Rocks My World”
“Go Away Aries!”
“I Want To Join Haven”
Are all seen as we pan to the announce table where Trey Graham and Case Mitchell are sitting.
Trey : Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first edition of Tuesday Night Sin LIVE from the MGM Grand here in beautiful Las Vegas!
Case : Beautiful? Hardly Graham.
Trey : Regardless what you think about Vegas. We are here and tonight the first ever Trinity World Champion will be crowned. As well as the first ever Nomad Champion.
Case : The Nomad Title is the STUPIDEST idea in the history of pro wrestling.
Trey : I don’t know. Hiring you is pretty high on that list.
“Mayhem” continues playing as Kylie Moore and Cecilia Ortiz come out to the ring where a red carpet is set up. There is a table with a black sheet over an object. The music cuts as Cecilia raises the microphone to her lips.
Cecilia : Hello, Las Vegas!
The crowd pops as Kylie raises her microphone up.
Kylie : Tonight is the historic night everyone has been waiting for. Tonight, Trinity Wrestling will crown it’s first ever World Champion.
The crowd begins cheering again as “Hide and Seek” by Vocaloid begins playing.
Trey : Oh no!
Case : Finally someone I can get behind.
Phoenix LeStrange, Pandora, and Persephone, collectively known as Haven step out on the stage.
Phoenix : Tonight isn’t about Trinity Wrestling. I am afraid you have it all wrong.
Pandora : Tonight is about finishing a job started long ago.
Persephone : Tonight is about creating a safe Haven for those currently lost.
Phoenix : If you are lost and in need of saving. Come to the Darkness.
The fans continue to boo. Kylie speaks again.
Kylie Moore : Step back and step off. You are all close to losing your chance at winning this?
She removes the sheet. Nothing is underneath. Haven all laugh.
Pandora : Do not worry. Your title is safe… with Haven.
The three girls walk off.
Trey : Did they steal the title?
Case : They didn’t leave the stage. How..Where…
We cut to the backstage area.
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We open backstage, where there, in the bowels of the arena, stands a proud, cunning, and ever smirking Duncan Aries. Clad in a denim jacket and olive tinted Aviator shades, Aries extends out his arms, basking in his own egotistical glory.
Duncan Aries: “Tonight, Trinity Wrestling, tonight is a momentous occasion indeed, for I, Duncan Aries, The Wild Card, your hero, your uncle’s hero, EVERYBODY’S HERO, takes this poor, depression cesspool of “talent” and brings it to the mainstream attention as its most deserving champion.”
“Yes, that’s right all you brainless nimrods, I said deserving.”
“For tonight, I and I alone stand as a beacon of hope, a sort of Statue Of Liberty if you will, for all your poor, untalented masses.”
Aries removes his shades, and places a hand on his heart.
“Tonight, Trinity Wrestling, I ask of you, give me your fat ass Russian stereotypes, give me your boring, bland, cookie cutter prima donnas, and of course, give me your whacked out sex slave stupid ass seductresses, and I will toss each and every one of these loser freaks over the top rope to the outside where they too can bask in the glory of the ONLY reason this company even matters, the ONLY reason it is getting sponsors, and the ONLY reason people are going to tune into this hunk of a sweaty LARPS and YouTube star obsessed wannabes, and that is I and I alone.”
“Say it with me, freak shows, DUNCAN MOTHER-FUCKING ARIES!”
“Good night, sad sacks!”
With a carefree wink, Aries puts his shades back on and saunters off camera with a whistle.
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The scene opens backstage with Kandi Washington standing near a box electric box, her hand is leaning on the edge and her perfectly straighten platinum locks flowing down her body. She has her heeled boots, nearly to the knees, and block stockings over her legs. She kills the suspense and opens the scene.
KANDI WASHINGTON: “Tonight is the night. My official Trinity’s debut has never looked so promising. I plan on making an impact, making a statement, and setting the standard that Trinity Wrestling is my Queendom! This is going to be part of my EMPIRE and I will rule this company with an iron-fist. Yes, Yes, you all may start calling me Queen Kandi after this week’s Sin. After all, tonight is the night I’m crowned as the inaugural World Champion!”
She cocks her head to the right and slides her fingers through the strands of her hair.
KANDI WASHINGTON: “I’ve been watching the battle royal thus far. Paying close attention to everybody’s skills, focus, and drive. Nobody has the look. Nobody has the look a headliner, main eventer, and star should have. Nobody has the look it takes to be a World Champion. Call me bias, but I know these things. I can spot a champion from miles away and truthfully; I’ve been quite disappointed up to this point. My peasants representing a company is lowering the standard and this is why when it’s my turn to enter the match, I have to pull extra weight.”
Kandi holds her hands out to her sides and eyes herself from top to bottom.
KANDI WASHINGTON: “But, look at me. Look how fabulous I am. I know it might not look like I can carry more weight than my own, but looks can be deceiving and they will be because all will BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! Don’t cross me because it will be your biggest mistake. Sweet the rest of you in just a few moments. Best of luck, hope you enjoy choking on my dust and kissing the ground I walk on. The FINAL LICK will be all mine!”
She licks her lips seductively and purses her lips out as she blows a kiss to the cameraman. The scene cuts back out to the battle royal.
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Cut to the private dressing room where Pasha "The Starry Plough" meets with his manager, Stuart "Stewie" Mendelssohn and close friend/personal bard, Bohdan. Stewie is giving an overview of the rumble rules for the 7 ft 8 Russian while his client receives a lathering of oil from Bohdan's articulate hands.
Stewie
You need to understand of all this shit, Pasha. Don't you see how a bad place you are?
Pasha
He... him not doing fine?
Stewie
No? You're number 1, big guy. The entire roster is going to kill you out there.
Pasha
No one wants to kill Pasha.
Stewie
Rule of the rumble - kill the biggest guy first.
Bohdan
He's right, братия... you must be loose and limber.
Pasha
Then what must he do, brethren? Others want to win.
Stewie
Listen here, Pasha, I'm Stuart Mendelssohn. I don't publicize losers - I back winners. So if you can't convince me that you are capable of at least sowing strong in this match. Well, maybe I'll have to reevaluate our contract.
Pasha
Don't be like that. Pasha always love you.
Stewie
This isn't about love... it's all business. You need to stop getting that mixed up, you dumb bear. I love what you do. When I watched you manhandle a juvenile black bear like a toddler - I saw greatness. But are you truly great? Or was that all just another stunt to blow up in my face? Another stain on my notorious career? Answer me, stupid!
Bohdan
Stuart, he'll be ready.
Stewie
All right... because for your sake, this match could mean both your asses and the curb.
He leaves that bombshell while his client stands there spellbound by all the possibilities. Bohdan simply shrugged and went back his job oh beautifying every sculpted ridge of his best friend's washboard abs.
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We cut to the ring where Alara Miles is standing. She raises her microphone to her lips.
Alara Miles : Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is the THIRTY PERSON BATTLE ROYAL to determine the first ever Trinity Wrestling World Champion. The rules are simple. Two Stars will begin in the ring. Every 90 seconds a new star will enter. In order to be eliminated you must be tossed OVER the top rope and both feet must hit the floor. Las Vegas, are you ready?!
The fans cheer like crazy.
Alara Miles : Here is the wrestler who drew number 1!
A huge firework streaks across the arena before exploding at the entrance ramp. Pasha emerges and strikes a powerful pose.
Alara Miles: Entering high up from the Caucasus Mountains… weighing 550 pounds… accompanied by his loyal bard, Bohdan… he is “The Starry Plough,” Pasha!
Pasha walks to the ring with long, mighty strides before arriving at the apron. Pasha then pulls himself to the ropes, where he lets his cape drop into his trusty bard’s hands below. He then enters rings spinning with his arms held out straight to a sprinkling of multi-colored sparks above the ring. Pasha goes to his corner ready to crush whomever stand across from him.
Trey : Pasha lost to Thomas Snow to be forced to enter number one.
Case : Could you imagine if this big man entered at number 30?
Alara : And now, the wrestler who drew number 2!
“X” by That Poppy starts playing throughout the darkened arena.
A loud thunderclap echoes throughout the darkness of the arena matching the first guitar riff playing from the song.
Grayish black strobe lighting cascades down upon Pandora and giving her a sense of strangeness by virtue of being mysterious that inspires fear amongst the audience in attendance.
She stands with her head bowed and fingers steepled near her face in a somewhat old-fashioned form of prayer as some deep dark undercurrent of deep reflective thought washes over her at the very thought of conquering the world.
The grayish black strobe lighting turns into a crimson red bloodbath cascading down upon her in an optical illusion.
Her sweet and innocent demeanor changes as her head slowly raises and her eyes tell a different story of a deep seated unfeeling warmth of cold-hearted affectionate resentment.
She makes her way down the aisle in a somewhat hypnotic state of mind and slides into the ring while wearing a PINK crossed, style meets function, sports bra, pink sports shorts, and a pair of Pink Pow Converse Women's Chuck Taylor All Star Seasonal High Top Shoes.
Trey : Not the first time we have seen this woman tonight.
Case : Pasha is a tower compared to her.
Trey : Pasha towers over everyone.
Case : Except Drake Knight.
The bell rings as we are underway. Pasha rushes at Pandora attempting a big boot. Pandora, using her speed, slides between his legs and out of the ring. She smirks as she bows to the crowd. She runs to the opposite side of the ring and slides back in. Pasha rushes at her and tries for a clothesline. Pandora ducks under and slides out of the ring again. The countdown appears on the screen.
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Jetpack Blues Sunset Hues by Anamanaguchi plays as the Robot comes out.
Trey : Trinity Wrestling’s own, THE ROBOT!
Case : Kylie Moore will really sign anyone huh? How did a robot even sign a contract?
The Robot is helped into the ring and is met with a big punch from Pasha. Pasha shakes his hand as the camera zooms in on the downed Robot. A huge dent, the size of Pasha’s fist is left in the Robot’s head. Pasha smirks as he lifts the Robot up and tosses him over the ropes. Instantly outside, the Robot begins beeping as the dent fixes itself.
Eliminated The Robot
The countdown begins again.
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Number 4 enters.
“Mia Khalifa” by ilovefridays plays as Phoenix rushes to Pandora’s side outside the ring. The crowd is ecstatic.
Crowd : Pasha’s gonna hug you! Pasha’s gonna hug you!
The ladies of Haven slide into the ring together and look at the big man. He laughs as he awaits the ladies to make a move. Phoenix whispers to Pandora. Pandora smirks. The ladies act like they are going to rush at Pasha and then hop over the top rope and jump off the apron.
Eliminated Pandora/Phoenix
Trey : Pasha is left all alone.
Case : Not for long.
The countdown is at 10 again.
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Number 5 steps out from behind the curtain.
“I Am The Fire” by Halestorm as Kitty Petrova steps out from behind the curtain.
Trey : Kitty Petrova, the hottest free agent on the market.
Case : She ran from her past. She will run again.
Trey rolls his eyes as Kitty slides in the ring. She runs at Pasha and hits a back handspring body block. Pasha is rocked as Petrova makes it to her feet. She runs at Pasha again and hits a second body block. Pasha rocks against the ropes as Petrova makes it to her feet again. She runs at Pasha and is met with a huge headbutt from the Russian. The camera pans in to show Kitty is bleeding.
Trey : Oh man, Case, this doesn’t look good for Kitty.
Case : Wearing a crimson mask is never good.
Trey : What if you are a luchador and your mask is crimson?
Case : Don’t give me hypotheticals just call the match.
Back in the ring Kitty has waved the referees off as she uses the ropes to stand up. Kitty and Pasha face off in the center of the ring as the countdown begins again.
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Number 6 enters.
“Father Stretch My Hands pt 1” begins playing as Cole Kelly is the next entrant. He walks slowly to the ring but is ambushed from behind by Taysia Lattimore. She tosses him in the ring and motions for Pasha or Kitty to take over.
Case : What a sore loser.
Trey : Loser? No one won the match at the house show. She was injured because her partner wouldn’t help her. She was just getting revenge.
Inside the ring Cole gets up and is face to face with Pasha. Cole begins backing up as he is stopped by another presence. Kitty Petrova grabs him by his head and tosses him out.
ELIMINATED COLE KELLY
Pasha and Kitty continue brawling. Kitty tries to clothesline the big Russian over the top ropes. She isn’t quite strong enough. Pasha wrestles her over the ropes and to the apron. He thinks he has her out as he turns and raises his arms. Kitty slides back into the ring. She climbs to the top rope. Pasha turns around. She attempts a head scissors but Pasha powerbombs her into the corner.
Trey : Kitty Petrova has heart but she needs to know when to quit.
Case : Quitting has never been a problem for her.
Trey : Sounds like she has you big mad Case.
Case : Everything has me mad.
Number 7 enters.
“Getting Away with Murder” by Papa Roach plays as Kraus comes out. He slides in the ring and attacks Pasha from behind taking the big man’s knee out. He laughs as he hits a massive clothesline on Kitty. He smirks at the two people he took down. He rolls out of the ring and gets a chair.
Trey : What is Kraus doing?
Case : Maybe he is going to sit in it?
He slides back in the ring and attacks Pasha and Petrova with the chair. He laughs as he keeps the onslaught coming and the countdown begins.
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Number 8 enters.
“Neverland Dungeon” by OG Cano plays as Michael Trapson comes out moonwalking down the ramp.
Case : AHHHHHHHH! Go Away!
Trey : What’s wrong?
Case : This guy makes me feel funny…
Trey : I believe that is called a crush.
Trapson slides in the ring and stares down Kraus. Kraus slides out of the ring and grabs his dagger. He slides back in and points it at Trapson. He lunges at Trapson who moonwalks out of the way of the dagger. He drops the dagger and runs attempting a clothesline to which Trapson does a splits. Kraus falls over the ropes and to the apron. He stands up as he is face to face with Trapson. Trapson grabs his crotch and yells “Ooooooh!” He hits a right hand knocking Kraus to the outside. The crowd all yell “hee hee!”
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Number 9 Enters
“Lapdance” by N.E.R.D. plays as Kandi Washington steps out from behind the curtain. She walks past the ring and to the announce table.
Trey : Kandi, may we help you?
Kandi : Yeah, I figured I would have a seat right here.
Trey : Don’t you want to I don’t know? Wrestle?
Kandi : I will. Don’t rush me, Traci.
Trey : It’s Trey.
Kandi : Whatever.
Back in the ring Trapson is still dancing as he grabs his crotch and looks toward Kandi who looks on disgusted. Pasha has regained his footing and Trapson turns around to see the big Russian. Pasha gives Trapson a hug and then proceeds to moonwalk, albeit very unsteadily. Kitty Petrova shakes her head in confusion almost as if to say “What have I signed up for?” The countdown begins again.
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Number 10 enters.
“Still Waiting” by Sum 41 plays as Dave Spades enters the match.
Trey : It is Dave Spades of FWA fame. Kandi are you EVER going to enter? I mean you signed up for this.
Kandi is looking at her nails.
Kandi : Look Timmy. I will go in there when I am ready. You are not my boss. PHW is my home company. I am here to give ratings to this shit hole.
Trey : It’s Trey!
Kandi : Whatever!
Back in the ring. Spades lays Trapson out with a clothesline. He looks down at Trapson and yells “Hee..Hee..” He turns around and is met with a big boot from Pasha. Pasha yells down at Dave. “No interrupt Dancey Man!” The countdown begins again.
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Number 11 enters.
“Lonesome Rider” by Volbeat plays as COLT comes out to massive cheers.
Trey : COLT seems to be loved by the fans. Kandi are you EVER going to go in there.
Kandi Washington is checking her makeup as she answers without looking away.
Kandi : You know Terry, I am getting tired of your shit!
Trey : IT’S TREY!
Kandi goes to speak but Case interrupts her.
Case : Whatever.
Back in the ring Spades is clotheslined out by Petrova.
Eliminated DAVE SPADES
COLT runs at Trapson but Trapson ducks under him and Pasha hip tosses him out.
Eliminated COLT
Trey : The countdown is started. We have Pasha, who started number one, Kitty Petrova, Trapson, and I guess Kandi Washington.
Kandi : Look Tommy. I have to look my best.
Kandi almost has a whole vanity set up on the announce table.
Trey : It is Trey.
Kandi : Whatever!
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Number 12 enters.
“Fuck You” by Damage Plan plays as Drake Knight steps out from behind the curtain. He circles the ring and walks over to Kandi.
Kandi : Well Tonya, my chariot has arrived.
Trey : It’s Trey!
Drake Knight grabs the headset.
Drake : Whatever!
Kandi jumps on Drake’s back and the two of them enter the match. Drake sets Kandi down and turns his attention to Pasha. Kandi goes after Petrova as Trapson is the odd man out. Drake lifts Pasha up and the crowd is in shock. As he is trying to eliminate the big man, Pasha keeps fighting. Kandi Washington and Kitty Petrova put aside their differences and begin trying to pushing on Pasha. Trapson stands back and watches. As the countdown begins.
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Number 13 enters.
“War Eternal” by Arch Enemy blares as Claire Hawkins steps out.
Trey : It is the former Action Wrestling Television Champion, Claire Hawkins. She is twenty four hours removed from a grueling pay per view match. Is she even one hundred percent?
Case : She knew what she was getting into.
Back in the ring the three stars trying to eliminate Pasha all fall to the ground as the big Russian fights out. Claire enters the ring and is approached by Trapson. Trapson points up and Claire looks. Trapson stomps on Claire’s foot and then clotheslines her over. He moonwalks in victory as he turns around and is leveled by a super kick from Kandi.
ELIMINATED CLAIRE HAWKINS
Back in the ring everyone rushes at Pasha again working to eliminate the big man but to no avail.
Trey : Pasha has the fighting spirit of a mongoose.
Case : And the size of a bear in a circus.
Trey : Was that a rib on him being russian?
Case : Whatever!
Trey : That is cuter when Kandi says it. When you say it, it is just slimy.
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Number 14 enters.
“Me, Myself, and Hyde” plays as Joey LeClair steps out from behind the curtain. He walks down slowly and meets Claire Hawkins on the ramp. He makes a title motion around his waist and she snaps. She tosses him against the barricade and then throws him into the ring. He is met by Kandi Washington who superkicks him over the ropes.
ELIMINATED JOEY LECLAIR
Trey : Well that didn’t last long.
Case : Good. I am getting bored of these no name hacks.
Trey : You are really big mad that you can’t wrestle anymore, huh Case.
Case : At least I have been in the ring Trey. You are a glorified gossip girl.
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Number 15 enters.
“Gangsta’s Paradise” by Like a Storm blares as Justin Sayn steps out and begins walking down the ramp. He smirks at LeClair and runs down the ramp. He slides in the ring and is instantly caught by the hair by Pasha. Pasha lifts him up and gorilla presses him. He tosses Sayn out and onto the floor.
Trey : Justin Sayn had talked a bunch of nonsense lately on social media about how he was going to dominate in this match.
Case : He dominated… the floor with his face.
ELIMINATED JUSTIN SAYN
Back in the ring Trapson is caught by Knight. Knight lifts him up and hits KNIGHTFALL!
Trey : The second biggest man in that ring is just as devastating as Pasha.
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Number 16 enters.
“Honeysuckle” by Dillinger Escape Plan plays as Terra Walker steps out and looks very hyped up. She runs to the ring and instantly goes after Kandi Washington. She runs and hits a running knee strike to the head of Washington. Drake Knight pulls Walker off of Kandi. Terra drops down and hits a low blow on Knight. Petrova runs and hits a huge kick on Knight knocking him over the ropes and to the floor.
ELIMINATED DRAKE KNIGHT
Trey : Kandi waited on Knight and now Knight is out. It is now up to Washington to handle things on her own.
Case : Whate…
Trey : Case, just shut up and call the match.
Back in the ring Pasha has Trapson in the air but his knee is taken out from behind by Washington. He drops Trapson, crotch first on the ropes. Washington hits a superkick on Trapson and Trapson falls to the ground on the outside.
ELIMINATED MICHAEL TRAPSON
Trey : Trapson had a THRILLER night but it is now over.
Case : He was struck by a Smooth Criminal!
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Number 17 enters.
“Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays as Jock “The Cock” Wilson comes out.
Trey : You know the big Russian has made it well known he does not like Jock Wilson.
Case : Doesn’t he like everyone?
Jock slides in the ring and Pasha tosses Terra Walker out of his way. He makes a b line for Jock and hovers over the man known as “The Cock” Jock Wilson begs for Pasha to spare him but Pasha lifts him up and sets him on the turnbuckle. He hits a MASSIVE chop leaving Jock’s chest as red as the Russian flag. Jock falls to the outside and is eliminated.
ELIMINATED JOCK WILSON
Kandi, again, takes Pasha’s legs out from under him.
Trey : Smart move. The big man can’t be an elimination machine if he can’t stand.
Case : Yeah but it is hard to eliminate a 500 lb man when he is lying on the ground.
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Number 18 enters!
Sgori [Burn] by STVORE plays as Irina Ivanova walks out.
Trey : The Red Angel herself made her name known at the Fight for Trevor Project house show.
Case : That was then and this is now.
Irina enters the ring and pulls Washington off of Pasha. Washington and Ivanova begin exchanging rights and lefts. Washington gets the upper hand and hits four rights in a row. She hits a standing drop kick on Irina which knocks the Red Angel to the ground. Kandi steps back and measures Irina up. She runs and hits the Final Lick!
The fans chant “She Got Licked” as Irina is lifted to her feet and the countdown begins.
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Number 19 enters!
“Man of Constant Sorrow” by Charm City Devils plays as Cody Larson steps out from behind the curtain.
Trey : This Indy darling is on a meteoric rise.
Case : Meteoric rise? I have truly never heard of him in my life.
Larson slides in the ring and goes after Kandi. Kandi and Larson do battle as Pasha has his attentions back on Kitty Petrova who has fully regained her stamina. Kitty runs and jumps at Pasha. Pasha catches her and Kitty hits a massive DDT on the big Russian. Pasha is downed.
Trey : OH MY LORD! WHAT A DDT!
Case : Do these wrestlers not listen when I speak. HE..IS..TOO..BIG..TO.. ALLOW...HIM...TO...LAY...THERE!
Trey : They can’t hear you! No one but our TV audience can jackass.
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Number 20 enters
Lanayru Sand Sea (as covered by TheOnlyDeerAlive) from The Legend Of Zelda Skyward Sword plays as Solomon Graham is supposed to be the next one out. He seems to not be coming out but the curtain moves and it is Graham with Duncan Aries in tow. Aries tosses Graham in the ring and slides in right behind him.
Trey : Folks I am getting word that Solomon Graham, entrant 20, and Duncan Aries (entrant 21) are both OFFICIALLY in this match up! We got a two for one special.
Aries and Graham do battle in the ring as Cody Larson walks over to them. The three FWA stars do battle as they keep hitting each other with rights and lefts. Before we know it Kandi Washington hits a dropkick on Graham. This, seemingly, unites the FWA even if just for a moment. Larson runs and hits a dropkick on Kandi. Duncan Aries locks in the Ace of Spades.
Trey : There are no submissions in this match!
Case : They can’t hear you remember?
Back in the ring Pasha and Irina have joined forces. Pasha hits a chokeslam on Petrova. Irina climbs to the top rope but Larson knocks her off the top rope and to the ground below.
ELIMINATED IRINA IVANOVA
Pasha, seeing his fellow Russian eliminated snaps. He tosses Larson over the top.
ELIMINATED CODY LARSON
Solomon Graham, seeing his opportunity attempts to lift Pasha up. Pasha hits a clubbing blow to the back of Graham. He lifts Graham up by his throat and chokeslams him over the top and to the floor.
ELIMINATED SOLOMON GRAHAM
The countdown ensues.
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Number 21 enters the ring.
“Upgrade U” by Beyonce plays for a moment as the Power Couple come out to a round of boos. Mark Brooks has a microphone in hand.
Mark Brooks : We are here as THE Power Couple of Trinity Wrestling. It is only fitting we enter as such. Consider this 21 AND 22! THE POWER COUPLE, Mark Brooks and Miss Michelle!
Trey : The Power Couple seemingly calling their own shots as they slide in the ring. Miss Michelle instantly goes after Kandi Washington and Mark Brooks fights with Duncan Aries. Pasha, seemingly calmed down hugs Kitty Petrova who slaps the big Russian. Aries gets the upper hand on Brooks as the fans are cheering out of control. Aries runs at Brooks who tosses Aries over the ropes. Aries lands on the apron. Brooks rushes at him but Aries lowers the rope and Brooks topples over.
ELIMINATED MARK BROOKS
Aries laughs a bit before being pulled out of the ring by Solomon Graham who has come to his senses.
ELIMINATED DUNCAN ARIES
Trey : Well Aries and Brooks are both gone.
Case : Yeah but the battle rages on inside the ring.
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Number 22 enters.
“God Gave me Everything” by Mick Jagger begins blaring over the PA system as Alex Scott steps out from behind the curtain.
Trey : It is the veteran of the ring “Awesome” Alex Scott.
Case : What makes him so awesome?
Trey : That is just his name. Still mad?
Scott slides in the ring and instantly goes after Terra Walker. Walker laughs as she is feeling very fresh. She hits three kicks to the leg of Scott before wrapping her arms around his waist. She uses chain wrestling techniques to end up behind Scott. She grabs his arms and lifts him up. MAGNITUDE 9!
Trey : What impact!
Case : Yeah but again, on the mat? Come on guys!
Back in the ring Pasha is doing battle with Petrova. Someone slides in the ring.
Trey : It’s Noah Garcia! Where did he come from?
Case : I don’t know but he is officially IN the match!
Garcia attempts to lift Pasha up as the countdown begins.
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Number 24 enters.
“Cupcakes Taste Like Violence” by Jefree Star hits as Madison Lewis steps out from behind the curtain. She takes her time walking down the ramp. We pan back to the ring where Pasha has lifted Noah Garcia up. Before he can eliminate Garcia, Petrova hits a low blow on Pasha. Pasha drops Garcia onto the still downed Scott. Washington and Miss Michelle are doing battle in the corner. Washington lifts Michelle up on the turnbuckle and runs wrapping her legs around the neck of Miss Michelle. She drops Michelle to the mat. Garcia and Scott make it to their feet. They are battling by the ropes. Pasha runs at them and clotheslines them both over.
ELIMINATED NOAH GARCIA/ALEX SCOTT
The countdown continues as inside the ring Terra Walker has Madison Lewis up on the ropes. She tosses Lewis over. Lewis lands on the apron. She smirks as she is met by a devastating kick to the head. She falls to the floor.
ELIMINATED MADISON LEWIS
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“Cherry Pie” by Warrant blares as Melancholy comes out. She meets Alex on the ramp and smiles at him. She motions that she has this for them. She slides in the ring and goes after Kandi and Miss Michelle. Kitty Petrova and Terra Walker are fighting in the opposite corner as Pasha catches his breath. Melancholy lifts Miss Michelle up and leans her against the turnbuckle. She monkey flips Miss Michelle into the middle of the ring. Michelle is met with a super kick from Kandi Washington. Miss Michelle is rocked into Terra Walker who punches her. She falls into the arms of a Pasha hug. Pasha smiles at her and says “I’m Sorry.” He lifts her up and tosses her over the ropes.
ELIMINATED MISS MICHELLE
Trey : Pasha is a nice guy. He has gone a long time in this match.
Case : Yes but he is too soft to go the distance.
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“Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine plays as WWH’s own, Noah Hanson, steps out from behind the curtain. He slowly walks down the ramp. Back in the ring Pasha is still looking down at Miss Michelle. From behind Kitty Petrova and Terra Walker each grab one of Pasha’s tree trunk sized legs. The two women try to lift the big man up. Kandi Washington comes up to help as Hanson slides in the ring. He goes after Melancholy as he lifts her up in a fireman’s carry. He drops her to the mat. He smirks as he steps toward her.
Trey : Hanson is on a mission.
Case : Yeah but he gave up an opportunity to eliminate Melancholy.
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“Re-Education (Through Labor)” by Rise Against plays as Lex Collins appears on the stage.
Trey : He is here! Lex Collins is in Trinity!
Case : Is there ANYONE you won’t get excited for?
Trey : How can you not excited to see all these amazing stars?
Back in the ring Noah Hanson is running at Pasha. Pasha ducks and Hanson falls over the ropes and to the floor.
ELIMINATED NOAH HANSON
Trey : Hanson’s pride got in his own way!
Case : Yeah unfortunately that has been the story of the whole night.
Trey : Are you that dense? Pasha has been the story of the night.
Back in the ring Melancholy and Kandi Washington are doing battle. Kandi tosses Melancholy over the top rope as she lands on the apron. Melancholy pulls Kandi out with her. Kitty Petrova runs at the two ladies and clotheslines Melancholy. Kandi pulls the ropes down and Kitty falls out as well.
ELIMINATED MELANCHOLY/KITTY PETROVA
Kandi steps back in the ring and is all smiles.
Trey : The fat lady has sung for Melancholy and Kitty. Kitty fought valiantly.
Case : Valiantly? She made way too many mistakes!
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Number 30 enters!
“Any Other Way” by We The Kings plays as Thomas Snow comes out from behind the curtain. Kandi Washington watches from the ring but she is clotheslined out by Lex Collins.
ELIMINATED KANDI WASHINGTON
Snow slides in the ring and instantly goes after Pasha. The tron lights up with a P symbol, the same one that Pandora showed us at the house show. The lights flicker a bit and go completely out.
Trey : Too many lights on at one time?
Case : This is the MO of Haven.
The lights flicker a bit more as we see the three members of Haven surrounding the ring. Some mysterious voices can be heard.
“LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN...FALLING DOWN… FALLING DOWN…”
The voices get deeper as a spotlight begins going around the ring.
“EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO… CATCH A TIGER BY HIS TOE.. IF HE HOLLERS LET HIM GO.. EENIE..MEENIE..MINEY...MO!”
The spotlight stops on Pasha. A maniacal laughing can be heard as the arena goes dark again. When they come back up, Pasha is gone.
ELIMINATED PASHA ??
The countdown begins again…
Trey : What the hell has Haven done?
Case : Seems they have completely messed the production truck up!
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“New York, New York” by Frank Sinatra begins playing as CruZe steps out from behind the curtain. He smirks as he walks to the ring. He slides in.
Trey : 31?
Case : Finally some fun!
Trey : CruZe, Snow, Walker, Collins. One of these stars will be the first ever Trinity World Champion.
Inside the ring. CruZe goes after Collins.
Trey : These two are both in our affiliate 5BW, a small company based in New York.
Walker and Snow begin fighting as the battle heats up more than before. Collins clotheslines CruZe as both men go over the top rope. Both land on the apron and begin exchanging rights and lefts.
Trey : That is no man’s land.
Case : Hey, morons, maybe get back in the ring?
Walker and Snow are doing battle on the other side as Snow hits Walker with an enziguri. Walker falls to the ground. Snow climbs to the top rope.
He jumps off and hits “Nuclear Winter” on Walker. On the other end of the ring CruZe and Collins are both doing battle. Snow gets up and lifts Walker to her feet. He motions toward CruZe and Collins. Walker nods. Walker and Snow rush across the ring and hit a double drop kick on CruZe and Collins. CruZe hits the floor followed closely by Collins.
ELIMINATED CruZe/Lex Collins
Trey : Now we have our final two!
Case : Are we sure? I mean we didn’t know CruZe was here!
Snow and Walker make it to their feet. They lock up in the center of the ring. Terra whips behind Snow and locks in a hammerlock. Snow quickly fights out and hits a headlock takedown on Walker. He keeps the headlock locked in on her.
Trey : Snow using this opportunity to regain his composure and strategize.
Case : How can you strategize? We have had surprise entrants, the kidnapping of a 7 ft 500 lb man, and we had Kandi Washington basically turn our table into a Sephora store. You can’t plan for shit like that.
Terra Walker fights out and lifts Snow up in a powerbomb position. She walks Snow over to the ropes and dumps him over. Snow wraps his legs tightly around Terra’s neck as both competitors fall over the top rope.
The referees rush over as we see a figure flipping into the ring.
Trey : IT’S THOMAS SNOW!
The referees call for the bell as Thomas Snow drops to his knees in the middle of the ring. “Any Other Way” by We The Kings plays as Thomas celebrates.
Trey : This kid is something else. He beats Pasha at the house show and NOW he is a world champion!
Case : Terra Walker got herself eliminated.
Trey : She is still the first ever Nomad Champion.
Ian Cavanagh walks out holding the World Title on his shoulder. He gets in the ring, microphone in hand.
Ian : Earlier, Haven stole a title, however, it was the Nomad Title. So Terra, as you walk backstage, keep your head high Champ.
The fans chant “Thank You Terra” as Ian speaks again.
Ian : Thomas Snow, congrats on becoming the first EVER Trinity World Champion!
He hands the title to Snow. Ian exits the ring as Snow climbs to the top rope and holds the title up. Fireworks begin exploding as the scene fades to black. We hear Trey Graham’s voice.
Trey : Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. We will see you next week from Sacramento, California!
Case : Whatever!
“Terra Walker Rocks My World”
“Go Away Aries!”
“I Want To Join Haven”
Are all seen as we pan to the announce table where Trey Graham and Case Mitchell are sitting.
Trey : Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first edition of Tuesday Night Sin LIVE from the MGM Grand here in beautiful Las Vegas!
Case : Beautiful? Hardly Graham.
Trey : Regardless what you think about Vegas. We are here and tonight the first ever Trinity World Champion will be crowned. As well as the first ever Nomad Champion.
Case : The Nomad Title is the STUPIDEST idea in the history of pro wrestling.
Trey : I don’t know. Hiring you is pretty high on that list.
“Mayhem” continues playing as Kylie Moore and Cecilia Ortiz come out to the ring where a red carpet is set up. There is a table with a black sheet over an object. The music cuts as Cecilia raises the microphone to her lips.
Cecilia : Hello, Las Vegas!
The crowd pops as Kylie raises her microphone up.
Kylie : Tonight is the historic night everyone has been waiting for. Tonight, Trinity Wrestling will crown it’s first ever World Champion.
The crowd begins cheering again as “Hide and Seek” by Vocaloid begins playing.
Trey : Oh no!
Case : Finally someone I can get behind.
Phoenix LeStrange, Pandora, and Persephone, collectively known as Haven step out on the stage.
Phoenix : Tonight isn’t about Trinity Wrestling. I am afraid you have it all wrong.
Pandora : Tonight is about finishing a job started long ago.
Persephone : Tonight is about creating a safe Haven for those currently lost.
Phoenix : If you are lost and in need of saving. Come to the Darkness.
The fans continue to boo. Kylie speaks again.
Kylie Moore : Step back and step off. You are all close to losing your chance at winning this?
She removes the sheet. Nothing is underneath. Haven all laugh.
Pandora : Do not worry. Your title is safe… with Haven.
The three girls walk off.
Trey : Did they steal the title?
Case : They didn’t leave the stage. How..Where…
We cut to the backstage area.
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We open backstage, where there, in the bowels of the arena, stands a proud, cunning, and ever smirking Duncan Aries. Clad in a denim jacket and olive tinted Aviator shades, Aries extends out his arms, basking in his own egotistical glory.
Duncan Aries: “Tonight, Trinity Wrestling, tonight is a momentous occasion indeed, for I, Duncan Aries, The Wild Card, your hero, your uncle’s hero, EVERYBODY’S HERO, takes this poor, depression cesspool of “talent” and brings it to the mainstream attention as its most deserving champion.”
“Yes, that’s right all you brainless nimrods, I said deserving.”
“For tonight, I and I alone stand as a beacon of hope, a sort of Statue Of Liberty if you will, for all your poor, untalented masses.”
Aries removes his shades, and places a hand on his heart.
“Tonight, Trinity Wrestling, I ask of you, give me your fat ass Russian stereotypes, give me your boring, bland, cookie cutter prima donnas, and of course, give me your whacked out sex slave stupid ass seductresses, and I will toss each and every one of these loser freaks over the top rope to the outside where they too can bask in the glory of the ONLY reason this company even matters, the ONLY reason it is getting sponsors, and the ONLY reason people are going to tune into this hunk of a sweaty LARPS and YouTube star obsessed wannabes, and that is I and I alone.”
“Say it with me, freak shows, DUNCAN MOTHER-FUCKING ARIES!”
“Good night, sad sacks!”
With a carefree wink, Aries puts his shades back on and saunters off camera with a whistle.
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The scene opens backstage with Kandi Washington standing near a box electric box, her hand is leaning on the edge and her perfectly straighten platinum locks flowing down her body. She has her heeled boots, nearly to the knees, and block stockings over her legs. She kills the suspense and opens the scene.
KANDI WASHINGTON: “Tonight is the night. My official Trinity’s debut has never looked so promising. I plan on making an impact, making a statement, and setting the standard that Trinity Wrestling is my Queendom! This is going to be part of my EMPIRE and I will rule this company with an iron-fist. Yes, Yes, you all may start calling me Queen Kandi after this week’s Sin. After all, tonight is the night I’m crowned as the inaugural World Champion!”
She cocks her head to the right and slides her fingers through the strands of her hair.
KANDI WASHINGTON: “I’ve been watching the battle royal thus far. Paying close attention to everybody’s skills, focus, and drive. Nobody has the look. Nobody has the look a headliner, main eventer, and star should have. Nobody has the look it takes to be a World Champion. Call me bias, but I know these things. I can spot a champion from miles away and truthfully; I’ve been quite disappointed up to this point. My peasants representing a company is lowering the standard and this is why when it’s my turn to enter the match, I have to pull extra weight.”
Kandi holds her hands out to her sides and eyes herself from top to bottom.
KANDI WASHINGTON: “But, look at me. Look how fabulous I am. I know it might not look like I can carry more weight than my own, but looks can be deceiving and they will be because all will BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! Don’t cross me because it will be your biggest mistake. Sweet the rest of you in just a few moments. Best of luck, hope you enjoy choking on my dust and kissing the ground I walk on. The FINAL LICK will be all mine!”
She licks her lips seductively and purses her lips out as she blows a kiss to the cameraman. The scene cuts back out to the battle royal.
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Cut to the private dressing room where Pasha "The Starry Plough" meets with his manager, Stuart "Stewie" Mendelssohn and close friend/personal bard, Bohdan. Stewie is giving an overview of the rumble rules for the 7 ft 8 Russian while his client receives a lathering of oil from Bohdan's articulate hands.
Stewie
You need to understand of all this shit, Pasha. Don't you see how a bad place you are?
Pasha
He... him not doing fine?
Stewie
No? You're number 1, big guy. The entire roster is going to kill you out there.
Pasha
No one wants to kill Pasha.
Stewie
Rule of the rumble - kill the biggest guy first.
Bohdan
He's right, братия... you must be loose and limber.
Pasha
Then what must he do, brethren? Others want to win.
Stewie
Listen here, Pasha, I'm Stuart Mendelssohn. I don't publicize losers - I back winners. So if you can't convince me that you are capable of at least sowing strong in this match. Well, maybe I'll have to reevaluate our contract.
Pasha
Don't be like that. Pasha always love you.
Stewie
This isn't about love... it's all business. You need to stop getting that mixed up, you dumb bear. I love what you do. When I watched you manhandle a juvenile black bear like a toddler - I saw greatness. But are you truly great? Or was that all just another stunt to blow up in my face? Another stain on my notorious career? Answer me, stupid!
Bohdan
Stuart, he'll be ready.
Stewie
All right... because for your sake, this match could mean both your asses and the curb.
He leaves that bombshell while his client stands there spellbound by all the possibilities. Bohdan simply shrugged and went back his job oh beautifying every sculpted ridge of his best friend's washboard abs.
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We cut to the ring where Alara Miles is standing. She raises her microphone to her lips.
Alara Miles : Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is the THIRTY PERSON BATTLE ROYAL to determine the first ever Trinity Wrestling World Champion. The rules are simple. Two Stars will begin in the ring. Every 90 seconds a new star will enter. In order to be eliminated you must be tossed OVER the top rope and both feet must hit the floor. Las Vegas, are you ready?!
The fans cheer like crazy.
Alara Miles : Here is the wrestler who drew number 1!
A huge firework streaks across the arena before exploding at the entrance ramp. Pasha emerges and strikes a powerful pose.
Alara Miles: Entering high up from the Caucasus Mountains… weighing 550 pounds… accompanied by his loyal bard, Bohdan… he is “The Starry Plough,” Pasha!
Pasha walks to the ring with long, mighty strides before arriving at the apron. Pasha then pulls himself to the ropes, where he lets his cape drop into his trusty bard’s hands below. He then enters rings spinning with his arms held out straight to a sprinkling of multi-colored sparks above the ring. Pasha goes to his corner ready to crush whomever stand across from him.
Trey : Pasha lost to Thomas Snow to be forced to enter number one.
Case : Could you imagine if this big man entered at number 30?
Alara : And now, the wrestler who drew number 2!
“X” by That Poppy starts playing throughout the darkened arena.
A loud thunderclap echoes throughout the darkness of the arena matching the first guitar riff playing from the song.
Grayish black strobe lighting cascades down upon Pandora and giving her a sense of strangeness by virtue of being mysterious that inspires fear amongst the audience in attendance.
She stands with her head bowed and fingers steepled near her face in a somewhat old-fashioned form of prayer as some deep dark undercurrent of deep reflective thought washes over her at the very thought of conquering the world.
The grayish black strobe lighting turns into a crimson red bloodbath cascading down upon her in an optical illusion.
Her sweet and innocent demeanor changes as her head slowly raises and her eyes tell a different story of a deep seated unfeeling warmth of cold-hearted affectionate resentment.
She makes her way down the aisle in a somewhat hypnotic state of mind and slides into the ring while wearing a PINK crossed, style meets function, sports bra, pink sports shorts, and a pair of Pink Pow Converse Women's Chuck Taylor All Star Seasonal High Top Shoes.
Trey : Not the first time we have seen this woman tonight.
Case : Pasha is a tower compared to her.
Trey : Pasha towers over everyone.
Case : Except Drake Knight.
The bell rings as we are underway. Pasha rushes at Pandora attempting a big boot. Pandora, using her speed, slides between his legs and out of the ring. She smirks as she bows to the crowd. She runs to the opposite side of the ring and slides back in. Pasha rushes at her and tries for a clothesline. Pandora ducks under and slides out of the ring again. The countdown appears on the screen.
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Jetpack Blues Sunset Hues by Anamanaguchi plays as the Robot comes out.
Trey : Trinity Wrestling’s own, THE ROBOT!
Case : Kylie Moore will really sign anyone huh? How did a robot even sign a contract?
The Robot is helped into the ring and is met with a big punch from Pasha. Pasha shakes his hand as the camera zooms in on the downed Robot. A huge dent, the size of Pasha’s fist is left in the Robot’s head. Pasha smirks as he lifts the Robot up and tosses him over the ropes. Instantly outside, the Robot begins beeping as the dent fixes itself.
Eliminated The Robot
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Number 4 enters.
“Mia Khalifa” by ilovefridays plays as Phoenix rushes to Pandora’s side outside the ring. The crowd is ecstatic.
Crowd : Pasha’s gonna hug you! Pasha’s gonna hug you!
The ladies of Haven slide into the ring together and look at the big man. He laughs as he awaits the ladies to make a move. Phoenix whispers to Pandora. Pandora smirks. The ladies act like they are going to rush at Pasha and then hop over the top rope and jump off the apron.
Eliminated Pandora/Phoenix
Trey : Pasha is left all alone.
Case : Not for long.
The countdown is at 10 again.
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Number 5 steps out from behind the curtain.
“I Am The Fire” by Halestorm as Kitty Petrova steps out from behind the curtain.
Trey : Kitty Petrova, the hottest free agent on the market.
Case : She ran from her past. She will run again.
Trey rolls his eyes as Kitty slides in the ring. She runs at Pasha and hits a back handspring body block. Pasha is rocked as Petrova makes it to her feet. She runs at Pasha again and hits a second body block. Pasha rocks against the ropes as Petrova makes it to her feet again. She runs at Pasha and is met with a huge headbutt from the Russian. The camera pans in to show Kitty is bleeding.
Trey : Oh man, Case, this doesn’t look good for Kitty.
Case : Wearing a crimson mask is never good.
Trey : What if you are a luchador and your mask is crimson?
Case : Don’t give me hypotheticals just call the match.
Back in the ring Kitty has waved the referees off as she uses the ropes to stand up. Kitty and Pasha face off in the center of the ring as the countdown begins again.
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Number 6 enters.
“Father Stretch My Hands pt 1” begins playing as Cole Kelly is the next entrant. He walks slowly to the ring but is ambushed from behind by Taysia Lattimore. She tosses him in the ring and motions for Pasha or Kitty to take over.
Case : What a sore loser.
Trey : Loser? No one won the match at the house show. She was injured because her partner wouldn’t help her. She was just getting revenge.
Inside the ring Cole gets up and is face to face with Pasha. Cole begins backing up as he is stopped by another presence. Kitty Petrova grabs him by his head and tosses him out.
ELIMINATED COLE KELLY
Pasha and Kitty continue brawling. Kitty tries to clothesline the big Russian over the top ropes. She isn’t quite strong enough. Pasha wrestles her over the ropes and to the apron. He thinks he has her out as he turns and raises his arms. Kitty slides back into the ring. She climbs to the top rope. Pasha turns around. She attempts a head scissors but Pasha powerbombs her into the corner.
Trey : Kitty Petrova has heart but she needs to know when to quit.
Case : Quitting has never been a problem for her.
Trey : Sounds like she has you big mad Case.
Case : Everything has me mad.
Number 7 enters.
“Getting Away with Murder” by Papa Roach plays as Kraus comes out. He slides in the ring and attacks Pasha from behind taking the big man’s knee out. He laughs as he hits a massive clothesline on Kitty. He smirks at the two people he took down. He rolls out of the ring and gets a chair.
Trey : What is Kraus doing?
Case : Maybe he is going to sit in it?
He slides back in the ring and attacks Pasha and Petrova with the chair. He laughs as he keeps the onslaught coming and the countdown begins.
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Number 8 enters.
“Neverland Dungeon” by OG Cano plays as Michael Trapson comes out moonwalking down the ramp.
Case : AHHHHHHHH! Go Away!
Trey : What’s wrong?
Case : This guy makes me feel funny…
Trey : I believe that is called a crush.
Trapson slides in the ring and stares down Kraus. Kraus slides out of the ring and grabs his dagger. He slides back in and points it at Trapson. He lunges at Trapson who moonwalks out of the way of the dagger. He drops the dagger and runs attempting a clothesline to which Trapson does a splits. Kraus falls over the ropes and to the apron. He stands up as he is face to face with Trapson. Trapson grabs his crotch and yells “Ooooooh!” He hits a right hand knocking Kraus to the outside. The crowd all yell “hee hee!”
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Number 9 Enters
“Lapdance” by N.E.R.D. plays as Kandi Washington steps out from behind the curtain. She walks past the ring and to the announce table.
Trey : Kandi, may we help you?
Kandi : Yeah, I figured I would have a seat right here.
Trey : Don’t you want to I don’t know? Wrestle?
Kandi : I will. Don’t rush me, Traci.
Trey : It’s Trey.
Kandi : Whatever.
Back in the ring Trapson is still dancing as he grabs his crotch and looks toward Kandi who looks on disgusted. Pasha has regained his footing and Trapson turns around to see the big Russian. Pasha gives Trapson a hug and then proceeds to moonwalk, albeit very unsteadily. Kitty Petrova shakes her head in confusion almost as if to say “What have I signed up for?” The countdown begins again.
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“Still Waiting” by Sum 41 plays as Dave Spades enters the match.
Trey : It is Dave Spades of FWA fame. Kandi are you EVER going to enter? I mean you signed up for this.
Kandi is looking at her nails.
Kandi : Look Timmy. I will go in there when I am ready. You are not my boss. PHW is my home company. I am here to give ratings to this shit hole.
Trey : It’s Trey!
Kandi : Whatever!
Back in the ring. Spades lays Trapson out with a clothesline. He looks down at Trapson and yells “Hee..Hee..” He turns around and is met with a big boot from Pasha. Pasha yells down at Dave. “No interrupt Dancey Man!” The countdown begins again.
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Number 11 enters.
“Lonesome Rider” by Volbeat plays as COLT comes out to massive cheers.
Trey : COLT seems to be loved by the fans. Kandi are you EVER going to go in there.
Kandi Washington is checking her makeup as she answers without looking away.
Kandi : You know Terry, I am getting tired of your shit!
Trey : IT’S TREY!
Kandi goes to speak but Case interrupts her.
Case : Whatever.
Back in the ring Spades is clotheslined out by Petrova.
Eliminated DAVE SPADES
COLT runs at Trapson but Trapson ducks under him and Pasha hip tosses him out.
Eliminated COLT
Trey : The countdown is started. We have Pasha, who started number one, Kitty Petrova, Trapson, and I guess Kandi Washington.
Kandi : Look Tommy. I have to look my best.
Kandi almost has a whole vanity set up on the announce table.
Trey : It is Trey.
Kandi : Whatever!
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Number 12 enters.
“Fuck You” by Damage Plan plays as Drake Knight steps out from behind the curtain. He circles the ring and walks over to Kandi.
Kandi : Well Tonya, my chariot has arrived.
Trey : It’s Trey!
Drake Knight grabs the headset.
Drake : Whatever!
Kandi jumps on Drake’s back and the two of them enter the match. Drake sets Kandi down and turns his attention to Pasha. Kandi goes after Petrova as Trapson is the odd man out. Drake lifts Pasha up and the crowd is in shock. As he is trying to eliminate the big man, Pasha keeps fighting. Kandi Washington and Kitty Petrova put aside their differences and begin trying to pushing on Pasha. Trapson stands back and watches. As the countdown begins.
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Number 13 enters.
“War Eternal” by Arch Enemy blares as Claire Hawkins steps out.
Trey : It is the former Action Wrestling Television Champion, Claire Hawkins. She is twenty four hours removed from a grueling pay per view match. Is she even one hundred percent?
Case : She knew what she was getting into.
Back in the ring the three stars trying to eliminate Pasha all fall to the ground as the big Russian fights out. Claire enters the ring and is approached by Trapson. Trapson points up and Claire looks. Trapson stomps on Claire’s foot and then clotheslines her over. He moonwalks in victory as he turns around and is leveled by a super kick from Kandi.
ELIMINATED CLAIRE HAWKINS
Back in the ring everyone rushes at Pasha again working to eliminate the big man but to no avail.
Trey : Pasha has the fighting spirit of a mongoose.
Case : And the size of a bear in a circus.
Trey : Was that a rib on him being russian?
Case : Whatever!
Trey : That is cuter when Kandi says it. When you say it, it is just slimy.
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“Me, Myself, and Hyde” plays as Joey LeClair steps out from behind the curtain. He walks down slowly and meets Claire Hawkins on the ramp. He makes a title motion around his waist and she snaps. She tosses him against the barricade and then throws him into the ring. He is met by Kandi Washington who superkicks him over the ropes.
ELIMINATED JOEY LECLAIR
Trey : Well that didn’t last long.
Case : Good. I am getting bored of these no name hacks.
Trey : You are really big mad that you can’t wrestle anymore, huh Case.
Case : At least I have been in the ring Trey. You are a glorified gossip girl.
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“Gangsta’s Paradise” by Like a Storm blares as Justin Sayn steps out and begins walking down the ramp. He smirks at LeClair and runs down the ramp. He slides in the ring and is instantly caught by the hair by Pasha. Pasha lifts him up and gorilla presses him. He tosses Sayn out and onto the floor.
Trey : Justin Sayn had talked a bunch of nonsense lately on social media about how he was going to dominate in this match.
Case : He dominated… the floor with his face.
ELIMINATED JUSTIN SAYN
Back in the ring Trapson is caught by Knight. Knight lifts him up and hits KNIGHTFALL!
Trey : The second biggest man in that ring is just as devastating as Pasha.
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Number 16 enters.
“Honeysuckle” by Dillinger Escape Plan plays as Terra Walker steps out and looks very hyped up. She runs to the ring and instantly goes after Kandi Washington. She runs and hits a running knee strike to the head of Washington. Drake Knight pulls Walker off of Kandi. Terra drops down and hits a low blow on Knight. Petrova runs and hits a huge kick on Knight knocking him over the ropes and to the floor.
ELIMINATED DRAKE KNIGHT
Trey : Kandi waited on Knight and now Knight is out. It is now up to Washington to handle things on her own.
Case : Whate…
Trey : Case, just shut up and call the match.
Back in the ring Pasha has Trapson in the air but his knee is taken out from behind by Washington. He drops Trapson, crotch first on the ropes. Washington hits a superkick on Trapson and Trapson falls to the ground on the outside.
ELIMINATED MICHAEL TRAPSON
Trey : Trapson had a THRILLER night but it is now over.
Case : He was struck by a Smooth Criminal!
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Number 17 enters.
“Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays as Jock “The Cock” Wilson comes out.
Trey : You know the big Russian has made it well known he does not like Jock Wilson.
Case : Doesn’t he like everyone?
Jock slides in the ring and Pasha tosses Terra Walker out of his way. He makes a b line for Jock and hovers over the man known as “The Cock” Jock Wilson begs for Pasha to spare him but Pasha lifts him up and sets him on the turnbuckle. He hits a MASSIVE chop leaving Jock’s chest as red as the Russian flag. Jock falls to the outside and is eliminated.
ELIMINATED JOCK WILSON
Kandi, again, takes Pasha’s legs out from under him.
Trey : Smart move. The big man can’t be an elimination machine if he can’t stand.
Case : Yeah but it is hard to eliminate a 500 lb man when he is lying on the ground.
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Number 18 enters!
Sgori [Burn] by STVORE plays as Irina Ivanova walks out.
Trey : The Red Angel herself made her name known at the Fight for Trevor Project house show.
Case : That was then and this is now.
Irina enters the ring and pulls Washington off of Pasha. Washington and Ivanova begin exchanging rights and lefts. Washington gets the upper hand and hits four rights in a row. She hits a standing drop kick on Irina which knocks the Red Angel to the ground. Kandi steps back and measures Irina up. She runs and hits the Final Lick!
The fans chant “She Got Licked” as Irina is lifted to her feet and the countdown begins.
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Number 19 enters!
“Man of Constant Sorrow” by Charm City Devils plays as Cody Larson steps out from behind the curtain.
Trey : This Indy darling is on a meteoric rise.
Case : Meteoric rise? I have truly never heard of him in my life.
Larson slides in the ring and goes after Kandi. Kandi and Larson do battle as Pasha has his attentions back on Kitty Petrova who has fully regained her stamina. Kitty runs and jumps at Pasha. Pasha catches her and Kitty hits a massive DDT on the big Russian. Pasha is downed.
Trey : OH MY LORD! WHAT A DDT!
Case : Do these wrestlers not listen when I speak. HE..IS..TOO..BIG..TO.. ALLOW...HIM...TO...LAY...THERE!
Trey : They can’t hear you! No one but our TV audience can jackass.
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Lanayru Sand Sea (as covered by TheOnlyDeerAlive) from The Legend Of Zelda Skyward Sword plays as Solomon Graham is supposed to be the next one out. He seems to not be coming out but the curtain moves and it is Graham with Duncan Aries in tow. Aries tosses Graham in the ring and slides in right behind him.
Trey : Folks I am getting word that Solomon Graham, entrant 20, and Duncan Aries (entrant 21) are both OFFICIALLY in this match up! We got a two for one special.
Aries and Graham do battle in the ring as Cody Larson walks over to them. The three FWA stars do battle as they keep hitting each other with rights and lefts. Before we know it Kandi Washington hits a dropkick on Graham. This, seemingly, unites the FWA even if just for a moment. Larson runs and hits a dropkick on Kandi. Duncan Aries locks in the Ace of Spades.
Trey : There are no submissions in this match!
Case : They can’t hear you remember?
Back in the ring Pasha and Irina have joined forces. Pasha hits a chokeslam on Petrova. Irina climbs to the top rope but Larson knocks her off the top rope and to the ground below.
ELIMINATED IRINA IVANOVA
Pasha, seeing his fellow Russian eliminated snaps. He tosses Larson over the top.
ELIMINATED CODY LARSON
Solomon Graham, seeing his opportunity attempts to lift Pasha up. Pasha hits a clubbing blow to the back of Graham. He lifts Graham up by his throat and chokeslams him over the top and to the floor.
ELIMINATED SOLOMON GRAHAM
The countdown ensues.
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Number 21 enters the ring.
“Upgrade U” by Beyonce plays for a moment as the Power Couple come out to a round of boos. Mark Brooks has a microphone in hand.
Mark Brooks : We are here as THE Power Couple of Trinity Wrestling. It is only fitting we enter as such. Consider this 21 AND 22! THE POWER COUPLE, Mark Brooks and Miss Michelle!
Trey : The Power Couple seemingly calling their own shots as they slide in the ring. Miss Michelle instantly goes after Kandi Washington and Mark Brooks fights with Duncan Aries. Pasha, seemingly calmed down hugs Kitty Petrova who slaps the big Russian. Aries gets the upper hand on Brooks as the fans are cheering out of control. Aries runs at Brooks who tosses Aries over the ropes. Aries lands on the apron. Brooks rushes at him but Aries lowers the rope and Brooks topples over.
ELIMINATED MARK BROOKS
Aries laughs a bit before being pulled out of the ring by Solomon Graham who has come to his senses.
ELIMINATED DUNCAN ARIES
Trey : Well Aries and Brooks are both gone.
Case : Yeah but the battle rages on inside the ring.
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“God Gave me Everything” by Mick Jagger begins blaring over the PA system as Alex Scott steps out from behind the curtain.
Trey : It is the veteran of the ring “Awesome” Alex Scott.
Case : What makes him so awesome?
Trey : That is just his name. Still mad?
Scott slides in the ring and instantly goes after Terra Walker. Walker laughs as she is feeling very fresh. She hits three kicks to the leg of Scott before wrapping her arms around his waist. She uses chain wrestling techniques to end up behind Scott. She grabs his arms and lifts him up. MAGNITUDE 9!
Trey : What impact!
Case : Yeah but again, on the mat? Come on guys!
Back in the ring Pasha is doing battle with Petrova. Someone slides in the ring.
Trey : It’s Noah Garcia! Where did he come from?
Case : I don’t know but he is officially IN the match!
Garcia attempts to lift Pasha up as the countdown begins.
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“Cupcakes Taste Like Violence” by Jefree Star hits as Madison Lewis steps out from behind the curtain. She takes her time walking down the ramp. We pan back to the ring where Pasha has lifted Noah Garcia up. Before he can eliminate Garcia, Petrova hits a low blow on Pasha. Pasha drops Garcia onto the still downed Scott. Washington and Miss Michelle are doing battle in the corner. Washington lifts Michelle up on the turnbuckle and runs wrapping her legs around the neck of Miss Michelle. She drops Michelle to the mat. Garcia and Scott make it to their feet. They are battling by the ropes. Pasha runs at them and clotheslines them both over.
ELIMINATED NOAH GARCIA/ALEX SCOTT
The countdown continues as inside the ring Terra Walker has Madison Lewis up on the ropes. She tosses Lewis over. Lewis lands on the apron. She smirks as she is met by a devastating kick to the head. She falls to the floor.
ELIMINATED MADISON LEWIS
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“Cherry Pie” by Warrant blares as Melancholy comes out. She meets Alex on the ramp and smiles at him. She motions that she has this for them. She slides in the ring and goes after Kandi and Miss Michelle. Kitty Petrova and Terra Walker are fighting in the opposite corner as Pasha catches his breath. Melancholy lifts Miss Michelle up and leans her against the turnbuckle. She monkey flips Miss Michelle into the middle of the ring. Michelle is met with a super kick from Kandi Washington. Miss Michelle is rocked into Terra Walker who punches her. She falls into the arms of a Pasha hug. Pasha smiles at her and says “I’m Sorry.” He lifts her up and tosses her over the ropes.
ELIMINATED MISS MICHELLE
Trey : Pasha is a nice guy. He has gone a long time in this match.
Case : Yes but he is too soft to go the distance.
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“Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine plays as WWH’s own, Noah Hanson, steps out from behind the curtain. He slowly walks down the ramp. Back in the ring Pasha is still looking down at Miss Michelle. From behind Kitty Petrova and Terra Walker each grab one of Pasha’s tree trunk sized legs. The two women try to lift the big man up. Kandi Washington comes up to help as Hanson slides in the ring. He goes after Melancholy as he lifts her up in a fireman’s carry. He drops her to the mat. He smirks as he steps toward her.
Trey : Hanson is on a mission.
Case : Yeah but he gave up an opportunity to eliminate Melancholy.
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“Re-Education (Through Labor)” by Rise Against plays as Lex Collins appears on the stage.
Trey : He is here! Lex Collins is in Trinity!
Case : Is there ANYONE you won’t get excited for?
Trey : How can you not excited to see all these amazing stars?
Back in the ring Noah Hanson is running at Pasha. Pasha ducks and Hanson falls over the ropes and to the floor.
ELIMINATED NOAH HANSON
Trey : Hanson’s pride got in his own way!
Case : Yeah unfortunately that has been the story of the whole night.
Trey : Are you that dense? Pasha has been the story of the night.
Back in the ring Melancholy and Kandi Washington are doing battle. Kandi tosses Melancholy over the top rope as she lands on the apron. Melancholy pulls Kandi out with her. Kitty Petrova runs at the two ladies and clotheslines Melancholy. Kandi pulls the ropes down and Kitty falls out as well.
ELIMINATED MELANCHOLY/KITTY PETROVA
Kandi steps back in the ring and is all smiles.
Trey : The fat lady has sung for Melancholy and Kitty. Kitty fought valiantly.
Case : Valiantly? She made way too many mistakes!
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Number 30 enters!
“Any Other Way” by We The Kings plays as Thomas Snow comes out from behind the curtain. Kandi Washington watches from the ring but she is clotheslined out by Lex Collins.
ELIMINATED KANDI WASHINGTON
Snow slides in the ring and instantly goes after Pasha. The tron lights up with a P symbol, the same one that Pandora showed us at the house show. The lights flicker a bit and go completely out.
Trey : Too many lights on at one time?
Case : This is the MO of Haven.
The lights flicker a bit more as we see the three members of Haven surrounding the ring. Some mysterious voices can be heard.
“LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN...FALLING DOWN… FALLING DOWN…”
The voices get deeper as a spotlight begins going around the ring.
“EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO… CATCH A TIGER BY HIS TOE.. IF HE HOLLERS LET HIM GO.. EENIE..MEENIE..MINEY...MO!”
The spotlight stops on Pasha. A maniacal laughing can be heard as the arena goes dark again. When they come back up, Pasha is gone.
ELIMINATED PASHA ??
The countdown begins again…
Trey : What the hell has Haven done?
Case : Seems they have completely messed the production truck up!
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Number 31 enters!
“New York, New York” by Frank Sinatra begins playing as CruZe steps out from behind the curtain. He smirks as he walks to the ring. He slides in.
Trey : 31?
Case : Finally some fun!
Trey : CruZe, Snow, Walker, Collins. One of these stars will be the first ever Trinity World Champion.
Inside the ring. CruZe goes after Collins.
Trey : These two are both in our affiliate 5BW, a small company based in New York.
Walker and Snow begin fighting as the battle heats up more than before. Collins clotheslines CruZe as both men go over the top rope. Both land on the apron and begin exchanging rights and lefts.
Trey : That is no man’s land.
Case : Hey, morons, maybe get back in the ring?
Walker and Snow are doing battle on the other side as Snow hits Walker with an enziguri. Walker falls to the ground. Snow climbs to the top rope.
He jumps off and hits “Nuclear Winter” on Walker. On the other end of the ring CruZe and Collins are both doing battle. Snow gets up and lifts Walker to her feet. He motions toward CruZe and Collins. Walker nods. Walker and Snow rush across the ring and hit a double drop kick on CruZe and Collins. CruZe hits the floor followed closely by Collins.
ELIMINATED CruZe/Lex Collins
Trey : Now we have our final two!
Case : Are we sure? I mean we didn’t know CruZe was here!
Snow and Walker make it to their feet. They lock up in the center of the ring. Terra whips behind Snow and locks in a hammerlock. Snow quickly fights out and hits a headlock takedown on Walker. He keeps the headlock locked in on her.
Trey : Snow using this opportunity to regain his composure and strategize.
Case : How can you strategize? We have had surprise entrants, the kidnapping of a 7 ft 500 lb man, and we had Kandi Washington basically turn our table into a Sephora store. You can’t plan for shit like that.
Terra Walker fights out and lifts Snow up in a powerbomb position. She walks Snow over to the ropes and dumps him over. Snow wraps his legs tightly around Terra’s neck as both competitors fall over the top rope.
The referees rush over as we see a figure flipping into the ring.
Trey : IT’S THOMAS SNOW!
The referees call for the bell as Thomas Snow drops to his knees in the middle of the ring. “Any Other Way” by We The Kings plays as Thomas celebrates.
Trey : This kid is something else. He beats Pasha at the house show and NOW he is a world champion!
Case : Terra Walker got herself eliminated.
Trey : She is still the first ever Nomad Champion.
Ian Cavanagh walks out holding the World Title on his shoulder. He gets in the ring, microphone in hand.
Ian : Earlier, Haven stole a title, however, it was the Nomad Title. So Terra, as you walk backstage, keep your head high Champ.
The fans chant “Thank You Terra” as Ian speaks again.
Ian : Thomas Snow, congrats on becoming the first EVER Trinity World Champion!
He hands the title to Snow. Ian exits the ring as Snow climbs to the top rope and holds the title up. Fireworks begin exploding as the scene fades to black. We hear Trey Graham’s voice.
Trey : Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. We will see you next week from Sacramento, California!
Case : Whatever!