Post by taliaskye on Mar 30, 2022 21:48:00 GMT -5
The camera flicks on showing a scandalous sight on screen. A surely expensive california king sized bed covered in almost 700 dollar Sateen sheets strewn all over. Goose down pillows have been tossed all over. Among the luxury chaos rests two heavenly bodies: Talia Skye and Grayson Sterling. Sterling lays chest down, his head on Talia's abs and hand very cheekily covering just Talia's most intimate part. Panning upwards shows Talia propped up on her elbows admiring the naked man resting on her as well as the International Championship sitting just perfectly across her chest.
Talia Skye: Can we all just admit now that Talia Skye is, was, and will forever be the superior Skye in wrestling? I've certainly made my point. First I took Chelsea's dignity with a roll up of all moves. Then I took her championship. And now if you can't tell I've made sure to mark this belt as mine.
Grayson Sterling: Several glorious times. What's that dumb action movie? 12 Rounds? I think we did about that.
Talia Skye: What can I say? We have stamina. We have what it takes to go the distance and get the prize every time. It's something a lot of people here in Revo lack. Stamina. Determination. Success.
Grayson Sterling: Most of them also probably don't have sex. Have you seen them all? It's like an entire company of mutants and freaks.
Talia Skye: Now that's not fair. Jason Ryan probably frequently has orgies with all of his gimmicks. Must be exciting. Each month a newcomer to the party. But what Jason Ryan lacks is everything else. No stamina. No determination. No success. Now I've never run into Jason before, thank god for that because I'd need an entire bathtub of sanitizer to feel clean afterwards, but an old friend of mine had to deal with this pest for a full year in Alpha Pro Wrestling. Damon Warrens. He really made you his bitch there Jason. You got what? One win over him? And then he beat every single Jason Ryan flavour of the week you could steal from a movie or other wrestler. For a year.
There's a cocky smirk on Talia's face as she begins to tear into Jason.
Talia Skye: But Revolution One would be your new start. You could go through a whole new list of gimmick infringement personalities. You would finally get to prove just how great you are. And realistically you did. You showed everyone just what you are capable of: absolutely nothing. You have floundered even harder here than you ever did in Revolution One. I genuinely didn't think it was possible to be more pitiful than APW's Jason Ryan, but then you went and had to outdo yourself. It's like coming here you decided to take every aspect of yourself that failed... and just do more of that. See some people like to show off their strengths and hide their weaknesses. Not you though Jason. You just lead with the worst of yourself and forget to actually display ANY semblance of an upside. But you'll convince yourself that because you held the title that is now tastefully covering me for over two months means you have been successful. A title run that no one, but the history books seem to remember. I didn't even realize it until I looked up championship statistics.
Grayson Sterling: Just forgettable man. Totally a placeholder.
Talia Skye: Exactly. And that's kind of what you're doing in this Glory tournament too aren't you? I mean NO ONE believes you have any chance of winning this thing. You blew it last year. This year's much of the same. You're not in the tournament because you represent a serious contender to any championship. You're here because Maggie Lockheart, Khaos, Cerise, and Sara Pettis couldn't handle being embarassments and all ran home in hopes people would forget how pathetic they all are. You're yet again.. just holding a spot Jason. Because no one else is here. You're filling your role as as fodder to be disposed of quickly. A sacrifice to the real threats. Namely me. I don't care where this seeding match places me. I could end up against perennial enhancement talent Jalen Prince in round one. Maybe Revo One's resident Kangaroo Jack-ass Jessie Lee. Regardless of where I start Jason.. I know where I'll finish. In the finals. A championship in each hand. And then I'm going to go twelve rounds with that one too.
Talia Skye: Can we all just admit now that Talia Skye is, was, and will forever be the superior Skye in wrestling? I've certainly made my point. First I took Chelsea's dignity with a roll up of all moves. Then I took her championship. And now if you can't tell I've made sure to mark this belt as mine.
Grayson Sterling: Several glorious times. What's that dumb action movie? 12 Rounds? I think we did about that.
Talia Skye: What can I say? We have stamina. We have what it takes to go the distance and get the prize every time. It's something a lot of people here in Revo lack. Stamina. Determination. Success.
Grayson Sterling: Most of them also probably don't have sex. Have you seen them all? It's like an entire company of mutants and freaks.
Talia Skye: Now that's not fair. Jason Ryan probably frequently has orgies with all of his gimmicks. Must be exciting. Each month a newcomer to the party. But what Jason Ryan lacks is everything else. No stamina. No determination. No success. Now I've never run into Jason before, thank god for that because I'd need an entire bathtub of sanitizer to feel clean afterwards, but an old friend of mine had to deal with this pest for a full year in Alpha Pro Wrestling. Damon Warrens. He really made you his bitch there Jason. You got what? One win over him? And then he beat every single Jason Ryan flavour of the week you could steal from a movie or other wrestler. For a year.
There's a cocky smirk on Talia's face as she begins to tear into Jason.
Talia Skye: But Revolution One would be your new start. You could go through a whole new list of gimmick infringement personalities. You would finally get to prove just how great you are. And realistically you did. You showed everyone just what you are capable of: absolutely nothing. You have floundered even harder here than you ever did in Revolution One. I genuinely didn't think it was possible to be more pitiful than APW's Jason Ryan, but then you went and had to outdo yourself. It's like coming here you decided to take every aspect of yourself that failed... and just do more of that. See some people like to show off their strengths and hide their weaknesses. Not you though Jason. You just lead with the worst of yourself and forget to actually display ANY semblance of an upside. But you'll convince yourself that because you held the title that is now tastefully covering me for over two months means you have been successful. A title run that no one, but the history books seem to remember. I didn't even realize it until I looked up championship statistics.
Grayson Sterling: Just forgettable man. Totally a placeholder.
Talia Skye: Exactly. And that's kind of what you're doing in this Glory tournament too aren't you? I mean NO ONE believes you have any chance of winning this thing. You blew it last year. This year's much of the same. You're not in the tournament because you represent a serious contender to any championship. You're here because Maggie Lockheart, Khaos, Cerise, and Sara Pettis couldn't handle being embarassments and all ran home in hopes people would forget how pathetic they all are. You're yet again.. just holding a spot Jason. Because no one else is here. You're filling your role as as fodder to be disposed of quickly. A sacrifice to the real threats. Namely me. I don't care where this seeding match places me. I could end up against perennial enhancement talent Jalen Prince in round one. Maybe Revo One's resident Kangaroo Jack-ass Jessie Lee. Regardless of where I start Jason.. I know where I'll finish. In the finals. A championship in each hand. And then I'm going to go twelve rounds with that one too.
