Post by Jessie Lee on Mar 7, 2022 22:02:09 GMT -5
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Bboy, it's that time Revolution One!"
"The time where I gotta whoop some poor fucker's ass because he was too fuckin' stupid to understand that they'll never be on the level of the GREATEST Risin' Star Champion to ever fuckin' hold the strap! Does that all sound a bit harsh? Yeah, of course, but ya gotta understand that the fuckknuckle in question is none other than of the lord of irrelevancy himself; Jalen fuckin' Prince!"
"Yeah."
"The single biggest loser is gettin' another shot at the Risin' Star strap........AGAIN. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can already hear the brainless smarks sittin' in their cave-like hovels typin' away 'bout how hew ol' Captain Cowardly earned his shot by bein' on the winnin' team an' they might be right 'bout that. Except, Jalen didn't do jack fuckin' shit in that War Games match an' essentially just road those coattails straight to victory an' the subsequent ass kickin' that's waitin' for him this Tuesday Night on SIN."
"Again."
"Are ya startin' to see a bit of a trend here? Ya know, the one where Jalen keeps gettin' these shots at my strap despite never bein' a contributin' force for Revo One? I mean, when was the last time that he actually put in the time to hustle an' grind his way up the ranks? Hell! When was the last time that he did anythin' lookin' like it might cause him to go outtta his way to help build the fuckin' place that employs him? Does he make appearances? Is he out there promotin' the place as if he wanted to be the face of the damn place? No? THen tell me just what EXACTLY he does?"
"I'll tell ya what!"
"The miserable fucker disappears for two months 'fore suddenly reappearin' to get a shit ton of title shots just on the Boss Ladyies' whim!s"
"God fuckin' damn! I'm just spinnin' my wheels an' repeatin' myself her, but the fact of the matter is that there isn't a fuckin' thing I keep sayin' that has any lie in it. Like, seriously, the guy does nothin' but sit on his hands for however long an' just turns up once in a while for title shots or big matches he hasn't any fuckin' right bein' in. FUck, what's next? He gettin' placed in the GLORY shindig to see if has what it takes to face my boi Jin in a Legendary title shot?"
"In fact, since I'm askin' y'all so many questions as is, just what in the literal fuck is that baby back bitch capable of? I mean, the brainless twat asked the very same question himself. Sayin' that he should ask people like me 'bout just what he can do an' shit; as if it wouldn't instantly backfire on his unearned arrogant ass. The only notable thing the bloke has done was win the Future's strap back when it was a thing. However, it wasn't like he ever defended the fuckin' thing. All he ever did was drop some goofy soundin' one-liner that was more half-baked than a Jason Ryan gimmick. Other then that little tidbit all he has ever done is lose an' act like a big ol' bitch by attackin' peeps afterward; as if that actually meant somethin'. The dude just doesn't have the motivation or drive it takes to make it beyond perpetual loser status in this industry an' it fuckin' shows every single time he drags his uncarin' ass out to that ring. He doesn't give a shit and he never has; the ONLY reason he keeps gettin' these shots is that he's somehow convinced that the clout he'd get for beatin' me for the strap would somehow outweigh the outstandingly large amount of nothin' he's got weighin' on his back."
"It ain't gonna happen."
"It won't fuckin' happen."
"Hell! I'll NEVER let it happen."
"FUCK! How 'bout ya ask Maggie Lockheart what I can do to a person in that ring? Hell, ask Amber Payne, Toni Beastly, Casey Holiday, an' Khaos just what EXACTLY I can do to a fuckin' human body when it comes to inflictin' sheer fuckin' brutality on another human bein'. Just look at the path of blood an' busted up fuckin' bodies that I've left behind me since I got that Horrorcore strap back from Magglesaur's grasp. There isn't a single person in that locker room past or present that can tell ya that I haven't fuckin' DOMINATED in Revolution One like nobody's fuckin' business."
"Go ahead!"
"DO IT!"
"Ya can't because everythin' I'm sayin' ain't nothin' but the undeniable fuckin' truth an' it's goin' to continue bein' the truth until the die somebody manages to pry the Risin' Star strap from my cold dead hands. Except we ALL fuckin' know that there isn't a person alive that's gonna take this strap from me; not with just how much God damn work I've put into the damn thing in order to make it THE fuckin' championship to hold. So people like Jalen can keep fuckin' dreamin' if they're thinkin' that they can ever hope to take the Risin' Star belt from me. So come on motherfuckers! Come an' try to take this strap from me an' find out what every other dumb bish has found out."
"Step into the ring with the Aussie Assault an' get your fuckin' jaw broken an' your spine shattered cause there isn't a single person alive that'll survive Death fuckin' Row."
"Now get fuckin' ready, Revo One, cause Jessie Lee is marchin' through whatever pitiful shit Jalen Prince has to bring an' she's defendin' HER championship strap without fuckin' fail af she drps the dumbass on his head with the single most LEEthal move in the wrestlin' world TODAY; the LEETHality!"
"Now let's fucking go."
"The time where I gotta whoop some poor fucker's ass because he was too fuckin' stupid to understand that they'll never be on the level of the GREATEST Risin' Star Champion to ever fuckin' hold the strap! Does that all sound a bit harsh? Yeah, of course, but ya gotta understand that the fuckknuckle in question is none other than of the lord of irrelevancy himself; Jalen fuckin' Prince!"
"Yeah."
"The single biggest loser is gettin' another shot at the Risin' Star strap........AGAIN. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can already hear the brainless smarks sittin' in their cave-like hovels typin' away 'bout how hew ol' Captain Cowardly earned his shot by bein' on the winnin' team an' they might be right 'bout that. Except, Jalen didn't do jack fuckin' shit in that War Games match an' essentially just road those coattails straight to victory an' the subsequent ass kickin' that's waitin' for him this Tuesday Night on SIN."
"Again."
"Are ya startin' to see a bit of a trend here? Ya know, the one where Jalen keeps gettin' these shots at my strap despite never bein' a contributin' force for Revo One? I mean, when was the last time that he actually put in the time to hustle an' grind his way up the ranks? Hell! When was the last time that he did anythin' lookin' like it might cause him to go outtta his way to help build the fuckin' place that employs him? Does he make appearances? Is he out there promotin' the place as if he wanted to be the face of the damn place? No? THen tell me just what EXACTLY he does?"
"I'll tell ya what!"
"The miserable fucker disappears for two months 'fore suddenly reappearin' to get a shit ton of title shots just on the Boss Ladyies' whim!s"
"God fuckin' damn! I'm just spinnin' my wheels an' repeatin' myself her, but the fact of the matter is that there isn't a fuckin' thing I keep sayin' that has any lie in it. Like, seriously, the guy does nothin' but sit on his hands for however long an' just turns up once in a while for title shots or big matches he hasn't any fuckin' right bein' in. FUck, what's next? He gettin' placed in the GLORY shindig to see if has what it takes to face my boi Jin in a Legendary title shot?"
"In fact, since I'm askin' y'all so many questions as is, just what in the literal fuck is that baby back bitch capable of? I mean, the brainless twat asked the very same question himself. Sayin' that he should ask people like me 'bout just what he can do an' shit; as if it wouldn't instantly backfire on his unearned arrogant ass. The only notable thing the bloke has done was win the Future's strap back when it was a thing. However, it wasn't like he ever defended the fuckin' thing. All he ever did was drop some goofy soundin' one-liner that was more half-baked than a Jason Ryan gimmick. Other then that little tidbit all he has ever done is lose an' act like a big ol' bitch by attackin' peeps afterward; as if that actually meant somethin'. The dude just doesn't have the motivation or drive it takes to make it beyond perpetual loser status in this industry an' it fuckin' shows every single time he drags his uncarin' ass out to that ring. He doesn't give a shit and he never has; the ONLY reason he keeps gettin' these shots is that he's somehow convinced that the clout he'd get for beatin' me for the strap would somehow outweigh the outstandingly large amount of nothin' he's got weighin' on his back."
"It ain't gonna happen."
"It won't fuckin' happen."
"Hell! I'll NEVER let it happen."
"FUCK! How 'bout ya ask Maggie Lockheart what I can do to a person in that ring? Hell, ask Amber Payne, Toni Beastly, Casey Holiday, an' Khaos just what EXACTLY I can do to a fuckin' human body when it comes to inflictin' sheer fuckin' brutality on another human bein'. Just look at the path of blood an' busted up fuckin' bodies that I've left behind me since I got that Horrorcore strap back from Magglesaur's grasp. There isn't a single person in that locker room past or present that can tell ya that I haven't fuckin' DOMINATED in Revolution One like nobody's fuckin' business."
"Go ahead!"
"DO IT!"
"Ya can't because everythin' I'm sayin' ain't nothin' but the undeniable fuckin' truth an' it's goin' to continue bein' the truth until the die somebody manages to pry the Risin' Star strap from my cold dead hands. Except we ALL fuckin' know that there isn't a person alive that's gonna take this strap from me; not with just how much God damn work I've put into the damn thing in order to make it THE fuckin' championship to hold. So people like Jalen can keep fuckin' dreamin' if they're thinkin' that they can ever hope to take the Risin' Star belt from me. So come on motherfuckers! Come an' try to take this strap from me an' find out what every other dumb bish has found out."
"Step into the ring with the Aussie Assault an' get your fuckin' jaw broken an' your spine shattered cause there isn't a single person alive that'll survive Death fuckin' Row."
"Now get fuckin' ready, Revo One, cause Jessie Lee is marchin' through whatever pitiful shit Jalen Prince has to bring an' she's defendin' HER championship strap without fuckin' fail af she drps the dumbass on his head with the single most LEEthal move in the wrestlin' world TODAY; the LEETHality!"
"Now let's fucking go."
