Post by vespertine on Feb 28, 2022 20:55:33 GMT -5
(Camera comes on screen and we see Vespertine standing backstage waiting to start her interview.)
Ves: So I have no idea why but I wasn't put in a match this week. Right now, kinda feel like how Talia felt a few Sin's ago. I mean I am a star in this company. I am main event material. I am the future R1W World Champion right? I'm the best this company has ever seen or will ever see. And yet I don't have match. So I am inserting myself into the Battle Royal. Come one, come all, it's open to everyone and anyone who wants to get their ass kicked all over the ring. Courtesy of moi!
(pauses and smiles)
Granted, to me, a battle royal is fun but this one is open. I don't know who my opponents are, I don't know how long will it be. So.... not fun. This one wipes the hard work I have done so far in ROW back to square one. I'm opening. I should be in the main event. But no, I'm opening. I should be as mad as Talia was. I should be incensed and furious and angry and disappointed. I should be. But I'm not. It's not a one on one match. I can go all over the ring. A chance to show off my skills? Kinda. A chance to try a routine I never had before? Maybe. A chance to try out comedy
(She puts on a red nose like a clown does and honks it. She takes it off and throws it over her shoulder)
Yeah.... maybe a little more bit dark comedy. Or maybe go action/adventure.
(from off camera, someone throws her a sword and she swings it and whirls it but hits the scrim behind her and drops the sword.)
Sorry I meant to do that. Yeah... Anyway maybe drama. (pauses) No, I'll not. It's what I do. But what about sci fi.
(someone throws her a Star Wars laser blaster and she pretends to shoot it providing the sound effects for it as well.)
I should be Princess Leah. I'm sorry, River Tam. You know the bad ass warrior chick from Firefly.
(The camera goes back and forth as if to signal no.)
Really? Nothing? Then you have heard of Star Wars, right?
(the camera goes up and down as if to signal yes.)
Oh I know! (she does the Charlie's Angels pose.) Huh? Eh?
(The camera goes back and forth as if to say no.)
Oh come on! I'm dying here. (suddenly shifts gears.) So you are probably wondering why. (offers no other explanation)
Cameraman: Why what?
Ves: Why I turned on my team at Wargames.
Cameraman: We didn't but you'll tell us anyway.
Ves: Well it's simple really. Kylie asked me too.
Cameraman: That's it?
Ves: Yes, so I joined the winning team. Better that than be on the losing team with a couple of failures like Stylez and Coldwater. (with a flourish) And with that, Team Vespertine was no more and team Talia were the Winners of the night. Thanks to yours truely. I think Talia owes me something after giving her the win. (looks at her wrist pretending to look at a watch.) Anyway, not the time nor the place. I have an upcoming battle royal to get ready for.
Cameraman: Yes, good luck with that.
(She walks off screen. Camera cuts shot.)
Ves: So I have no idea why but I wasn't put in a match this week. Right now, kinda feel like how Talia felt a few Sin's ago. I mean I am a star in this company. I am main event material. I am the future R1W World Champion right? I'm the best this company has ever seen or will ever see. And yet I don't have match. So I am inserting myself into the Battle Royal. Come one, come all, it's open to everyone and anyone who wants to get their ass kicked all over the ring. Courtesy of moi!
(pauses and smiles)
Granted, to me, a battle royal is fun but this one is open. I don't know who my opponents are, I don't know how long will it be. So.... not fun. This one wipes the hard work I have done so far in ROW back to square one. I'm opening. I should be in the main event. But no, I'm opening. I should be as mad as Talia was. I should be incensed and furious and angry and disappointed. I should be. But I'm not. It's not a one on one match. I can go all over the ring. A chance to show off my skills? Kinda. A chance to try a routine I never had before? Maybe. A chance to try out comedy
(She puts on a red nose like a clown does and honks it. She takes it off and throws it over her shoulder)
Yeah.... maybe a little more bit dark comedy. Or maybe go action/adventure.
(from off camera, someone throws her a sword and she swings it and whirls it but hits the scrim behind her and drops the sword.)
Sorry I meant to do that. Yeah... Anyway maybe drama. (pauses) No, I'll not. It's what I do. But what about sci fi.
(someone throws her a Star Wars laser blaster and she pretends to shoot it providing the sound effects for it as well.)
I should be Princess Leah. I'm sorry, River Tam. You know the bad ass warrior chick from Firefly.
(The camera goes back and forth as if to signal no.)
Really? Nothing? Then you have heard of Star Wars, right?
(the camera goes up and down as if to signal yes.)
Oh I know! (she does the Charlie's Angels pose.) Huh? Eh?
(The camera goes back and forth as if to say no.)
Oh come on! I'm dying here. (suddenly shifts gears.) So you are probably wondering why. (offers no other explanation)
Cameraman: Why what?
Ves: Why I turned on my team at Wargames.
Cameraman: We didn't but you'll tell us anyway.
Ves: Well it's simple really. Kylie asked me too.
Cameraman: That's it?
Ves: Yes, so I joined the winning team. Better that than be on the losing team with a couple of failures like Stylez and Coldwater. (with a flourish) And with that, Team Vespertine was no more and team Talia were the Winners of the night. Thanks to yours truely. I think Talia owes me something after giving her the win. (looks at her wrist pretending to look at a watch.) Anyway, not the time nor the place. I have an upcoming battle royal to get ready for.
Cameraman: Yes, good luck with that.
Ves: I know right! I don't even need to tell them they will feel death by diva. It'll just happen. Trust me.
Cameraman: Sure.....
(She walks off screen. Camera cuts shot.)