Post by Noah Hanson on Jul 28, 2019 19:54:17 GMT -5
****Video Playback****
WWH Presents War of Attrition
Medio City, CA
Feb. 24th, 2019
Fans look on until Roxy barely starts to move while Noah starts rolling over but Roxy finally manages to stand up but she was out of it still but barely able to regain some energy. She stomps on Noah's stomach where the bandage was wrapped and Noah isn't moving much now as Roxy slowly walks over to the corner. She nods to herself as she looks around and smiles now as she starts climbing up the ropes slowly. Roxy reached the top rope and soon she jumps off going for Roxy's Dream House but Noah moves out of the way in time as Roxy hits the mat hard as she slowly gets up while Noah slowly gets up too as Roxy's in pain but Noah with whatever energy he had left, he charged at Roxy and hits a running Mirikuru and Roxy's out of it as the force of it and Noah charging at her makes her go over the top rope and she hits the floor as fans cheer and boo!
DING DING DING!!!!
JACOB STEELE: Dystopia Wins! Dystopia Wins!
BRIAN BORU: Oh My God!
SONA RAYLEE: Here is your winner of the WAR OF ATTRITION.....NOAH HANSON!!!
****End Video Playback***
The scene opens with YOUR WWH World Champion sitting in behind his desk he has a TV remote on and presses a button and turns off the video monitor. He smiles confidently and pats his WWH World title and then picks it up and moves it over to the left and motions for the camera to center a little better.
“All you people in Trinity Wrestling need to pay real close attention to how all that went down. See I was in a thirty person over the top battle royal, just like the one you are putting down in your place. See you all need to really think about how you are approaching this deal because I already know how I am going to play this. I know I'm not the youngest, strongest, the quickest or anything like that but you know what all I have to do is be around the match, all I have to do is be smarter than the rest of you and to be completely honest I am looking over the majority of the people in this deal and to I have to say that I am going to be one of the smarter people in the match. And I have looked over the others in this clam bake and people have to look at me as one of the favorites to walk out of this as the title holder and you know what you people would be more than ecstatic to have ME as YOUR champion. Someone that all of your little kids in the audience can be looking up at as someone that can be admired, someone that can be looked as a man that can be admired and adored and that is why I am the way I am.”
Noah looks around and smiles confidently admiring all the titles and accolades that are covering his walls in his room.
“See I don't know much about all of you but to give you some of you a look at what you're up against. You're up against someone that has been all around the world, someone that has been all over the world and faced just about everyone there has been worth a shit in fighting. I mean when I look at the list of talent in this match I am just not that impressed. I see Lex Collins, someone that was in a few feds that I have been in like Boardwalk Wrestling and he was also in World Wrestling Headquarters and the rumor was he got fired because his mangina was all infected and he needs to go to the doc and get it checked out cause that shit can get all rancid. I mean do I think Collins has talent? Oh of course the man is incredibly talented but the man also has the thinnest fucking skin I have ever seen in anyone in this business. He gets pissed off over the stupidest shit. I mean when he left or got fired or whatever you want to call it I was happier than I have been in a long time. The man being in this does make him one of the favs, the man might be a huge pussy but you can't deny the talent in any way shape or form.”
Noah shakes his head at the comment.
“I mean I guess that some people look at matches like this and think that is the only way they are going to get over, that this is the way they are going to win titles or get recognized or anything like that. But see that is not why I am doing this. I don't care about winning the belt, if I walk out with the belt that is all fine and dandy I will be here repping this place just like I have done before as a double champion in two companies. Not the first time that has happened to me and I can say this I am going to come into this with every intention of walking out with a belt. Some of you are just going to have to go home and be disappointed, you're just going to have to be accepting that you are going to be empty handed when the the show is over. I am not the greatest but if you look at what you have in this thing you have people that are just mailing this shit in but then you look at me you have someone that is going to come in this deal with a mindset of not going out with anything less than a title. See being a double champion is something I have done a few times and nearly was a triple champion at one time if I just coulda figured out a way to get over that hump in Boardwalk I woulda been a triple champion.”
Noah looks at his title on his desk and then looks at the camera.
“See this match is something that I have been doing a lot of lately, it's called touring. See wrestlers back in the day were never signed exclusively to one company. Wrestlers would go around certain regions, they would go to Texas tour all the regional promotions, they would tour the West Coast, the East Coast hell they would tour Mexico and Japan all with the intent of getting better as a talent and getting exposure to as many different lands and countries as possible. To many stars now a days are just looking at working one company and just running through everything and everyone that is put in front of them. See I have been all over this year wrestled in OCW competed in a tournament there, went to CWF and entered their battle royal, lost that one but can't win every match, returned to High Octane Wrestling and working a War Games style match for the tag team titles there. See that is how you do it, you go out there and you get yourself out there to as many avenues as you can. THAT is why I do this, THAT is why I keep doing this because I want to inspire someone that might be in the audience to be the next Noah Hanson and while that may seem like a pipe dream, I mean there is only one Noah Hanson. When they made this, they looked at it and said to themselves “We can't do any better than this right here, right now” and you know what they just walked away and greatness has followed me from day one. I get up and I shit excellence and piss greatness. See people want to come out here and they think that they are the be all and end all that is going to be kicking my ass. And you know just how many people have kicked my ass? Many, you know how many have been able to knock me completely out? None. People keep coming, keep claiming they are going to be the one that ends me, singles me out and comes after me but you know what you keep thinking that, you keep looking in that mirror pal and you keep telling yourself that you are awesome and you might actually get yourself to believe it one day. Maybe your little girlfriend will get tired of seeing you stand there in front of your mirror trying to convince yourself that you are incredibly talented that you are just nothing like that. You are just a fake, fraud and a weak ass version of the man that started all of this....ME!”
WWH Presents War of Attrition
Medio City, CA
Feb. 24th, 2019
Fans look on until Roxy barely starts to move while Noah starts rolling over but Roxy finally manages to stand up but she was out of it still but barely able to regain some energy. She stomps on Noah's stomach where the bandage was wrapped and Noah isn't moving much now as Roxy slowly walks over to the corner. She nods to herself as she looks around and smiles now as she starts climbing up the ropes slowly. Roxy reached the top rope and soon she jumps off going for Roxy's Dream House but Noah moves out of the way in time as Roxy hits the mat hard as she slowly gets up while Noah slowly gets up too as Roxy's in pain but Noah with whatever energy he had left, he charged at Roxy and hits a running Mirikuru and Roxy's out of it as the force of it and Noah charging at her makes her go over the top rope and she hits the floor as fans cheer and boo!
DING DING DING!!!!
JACOB STEELE: Dystopia Wins! Dystopia Wins!
BRIAN BORU: Oh My God!
SONA RAYLEE: Here is your winner of the WAR OF ATTRITION.....NOAH HANSON!!!
****End Video Playback***
The scene opens with YOUR WWH World Champion sitting in behind his desk he has a TV remote on and presses a button and turns off the video monitor. He smiles confidently and pats his WWH World title and then picks it up and moves it over to the left and motions for the camera to center a little better.
“All you people in Trinity Wrestling need to pay real close attention to how all that went down. See I was in a thirty person over the top battle royal, just like the one you are putting down in your place. See you all need to really think about how you are approaching this deal because I already know how I am going to play this. I know I'm not the youngest, strongest, the quickest or anything like that but you know what all I have to do is be around the match, all I have to do is be smarter than the rest of you and to be completely honest I am looking over the majority of the people in this deal and to I have to say that I am going to be one of the smarter people in the match. And I have looked over the others in this clam bake and people have to look at me as one of the favorites to walk out of this as the title holder and you know what you people would be more than ecstatic to have ME as YOUR champion. Someone that all of your little kids in the audience can be looking up at as someone that can be admired, someone that can be looked as a man that can be admired and adored and that is why I am the way I am.”
Noah looks around and smiles confidently admiring all the titles and accolades that are covering his walls in his room.
“See I don't know much about all of you but to give you some of you a look at what you're up against. You're up against someone that has been all around the world, someone that has been all over the world and faced just about everyone there has been worth a shit in fighting. I mean when I look at the list of talent in this match I am just not that impressed. I see Lex Collins, someone that was in a few feds that I have been in like Boardwalk Wrestling and he was also in World Wrestling Headquarters and the rumor was he got fired because his mangina was all infected and he needs to go to the doc and get it checked out cause that shit can get all rancid. I mean do I think Collins has talent? Oh of course the man is incredibly talented but the man also has the thinnest fucking skin I have ever seen in anyone in this business. He gets pissed off over the stupidest shit. I mean when he left or got fired or whatever you want to call it I was happier than I have been in a long time. The man being in this does make him one of the favs, the man might be a huge pussy but you can't deny the talent in any way shape or form.”
Noah shakes his head at the comment.
“I mean I guess that some people look at matches like this and think that is the only way they are going to get over, that this is the way they are going to win titles or get recognized or anything like that. But see that is not why I am doing this. I don't care about winning the belt, if I walk out with the belt that is all fine and dandy I will be here repping this place just like I have done before as a double champion in two companies. Not the first time that has happened to me and I can say this I am going to come into this with every intention of walking out with a belt. Some of you are just going to have to go home and be disappointed, you're just going to have to be accepting that you are going to be empty handed when the the show is over. I am not the greatest but if you look at what you have in this thing you have people that are just mailing this shit in but then you look at me you have someone that is going to come in this deal with a mindset of not going out with anything less than a title. See being a double champion is something I have done a few times and nearly was a triple champion at one time if I just coulda figured out a way to get over that hump in Boardwalk I woulda been a triple champion.”
Noah looks at his title on his desk and then looks at the camera.
“See this match is something that I have been doing a lot of lately, it's called touring. See wrestlers back in the day were never signed exclusively to one company. Wrestlers would go around certain regions, they would go to Texas tour all the regional promotions, they would tour the West Coast, the East Coast hell they would tour Mexico and Japan all with the intent of getting better as a talent and getting exposure to as many different lands and countries as possible. To many stars now a days are just looking at working one company and just running through everything and everyone that is put in front of them. See I have been all over this year wrestled in OCW competed in a tournament there, went to CWF and entered their battle royal, lost that one but can't win every match, returned to High Octane Wrestling and working a War Games style match for the tag team titles there. See that is how you do it, you go out there and you get yourself out there to as many avenues as you can. THAT is why I do this, THAT is why I keep doing this because I want to inspire someone that might be in the audience to be the next Noah Hanson and while that may seem like a pipe dream, I mean there is only one Noah Hanson. When they made this, they looked at it and said to themselves “We can't do any better than this right here, right now” and you know what they just walked away and greatness has followed me from day one. I get up and I shit excellence and piss greatness. See people want to come out here and they think that they are the be all and end all that is going to be kicking my ass. And you know just how many people have kicked my ass? Many, you know how many have been able to knock me completely out? None. People keep coming, keep claiming they are going to be the one that ends me, singles me out and comes after me but you know what you keep thinking that, you keep looking in that mirror pal and you keep telling yourself that you are awesome and you might actually get yourself to believe it one day. Maybe your little girlfriend will get tired of seeing you stand there in front of your mirror trying to convince yourself that you are incredibly talented that you are just nothing like that. You are just a fake, fraud and a weak ass version of the man that started all of this....ME!”
Noah again shakes his head.
"I mean why can't people be like Kitty Petrova, incredibly talented fighter, fought her once in OCW, she came out on top. She had a good run in OCW and while I don't know what caused her to part ways with the company but her being in this deal makes her a very dangerous addition. She has it all the skill, talent and bravado to make it to the end. I would not be shocked to see her standing at the end, the top five left, wouldn't be a total shock to see her walk out with the top prize either you never know how these things are going to go. Do I think I can win this? Sure and I bet there are going to be a long list of talented stars that are going to come out here and make the SAME EXACT claims. They are the best, they are going to show everyone that they have what it takes to be the very best in this company and maybe they do. Without a doubt if you don't come into this match believing from the moment that you step into the match that you are going to walk out with the belt and your hand raised in victory than you might as well not even be in this match. And while I know I said earlier that winning the match isn't that important to me and it isn't but that doesn't mean that I am going into this match just to get my boots polished. No, I have every intention of going out there and outlasting each and every so called star. I mean if you look at someone like Kandi Washington, she was in North Atlantic Wrestling at a time where it was slowly starting to fall apart and while I think Kandi is talented there is also a lot of controversy that seems to follow Kandi around no matter what fed she comes to. Now that might be a bit of her reputation in this business but hey who am I to throw stones at someone because of the history someone might have in this business. And I mean when you see someone like Kandi signing up for something like this you know you're getting a double edged sword. You get the talent, it's there in spades incredibly talented, she has done a lot in this business. But then you flip the card over and there is all the chaos, the drama, the shenanigans that has followed her for as long as she has been in this business. I've seen it first hand, but if you can look past the drama and bullshit and just deal with the talent, she has to be considered a favorite in this whole thing.”
Noah pauses and taps his fingers on the desk and then smiles as he looks at the camera.
“Someone said I needed to look at a dude that is in this named Alex Scott, people said to me...”you really need to look at this dude, he is really something”. And I was like “really?” and they were like “Yeah man he is really a top notch contender in all this.” To be honest I shrugged it off, looked at his bio and thought to myself “Are they sure they were talking about the same person?” I mean I looked at his bio and nothing seemed to stand out. I am guessing that the people that think he is something must have a real hard on for the dude. I mean he has this chick that is also in this deal but you know how girlfriends and this business go? They usually don't or in my case they get hurt. So I don't know Mr. Scott, can't say that I am impressed or threatened by anything he might say or do about me but just think about this real hard pal. We cross paths in the match and I guess we'll find out if your little hype machine has really been doing you justice or if your ass might have just been writing checks that the rest of you can't fucking cash. Now that isn't to say that the man doesn't have talent but in a match like this you might not wanna make enemies before the match even gets started. I mean I looked at his bio and the only thing that stands out is the fact that he admits that he has little dick syndrome and I guess that is a thing in the land of Canada. I mean really there is not a damn thing that Canada does well. I mean if we could also build a damn wall to the North that would be fucking great as well cause those fuckers up North are just as useless as the ones to our South. I mean they use the metric system and they measure home-runs in like meters and shit it is all just garbage up there and saying your from there doesn't fucking help you one damn bit. In fact it makes you shoot all the way to the top of my list of douche bags.”
Noah gets up and grabs the World Wrestling Headquarters World title and drapes it over his shoulder and walks around his den, showing off all his accolades, his titles, his three hall of fame rings, pictures with various movie and television stars. He shakes his head.
“Alex Scott I get it, people say I need to check you out, need see what you are all about and I disagree. I don't need to see or hear anything about you because I have seen it hundreds of times. People hear that I am in the building, that I am going to be at a show and regardless of if they hate me, like me or for whatever reason they might have they just want to see me but the fact remains true from day one. People are always going to be jealous of what I've done, people are always going to want what I have and I get it, you might have a girl like Melancholy but maybe you might be worried that when she sees a man. A real man like the one that is standing right here in front of you, you see the chiseled body, the charisma that is oozing from every pour, the god given talent and you have to wonder to yourself “Is she looking at him when I'm not looking at her?” Think about it pal, you are probably one of those kinds, talks a bunch but really doesn't have much to really say. You probably are in the gym right fucking now, training for the match for a fucking battle royal. You know how I'm going to train? I don't have to train, I am already the smartest person in the ring and I have had free room and board in your head and I don't have a fucking clue or even care to have a fucking clue who the hell you are. Oh and you might wanna have your little girlfriend change her gimmick because I've had that whole deal trademarked for years so if you don't want my legal team coming down hard on her and guessing by your little dick problem she obviously doesn't have to worry 'bout that from you. You might wanna consider changing that little deal up and quick.”
Noah laughs.
“But again Canucks are usually not the smartest of people I mean they are Canadians for a reason am I right?”
Noah again smiles, amusing himself at how clever he is being and then continues.
“See I don't want to downplay anyone that is entering the battle royal, anything can happen and anyone can win this whole thing that is the beauty of a match like this. But I just want to say this regardless of what happens it has been an honor getting a chance to come in here and fight for this company and to fight against a group of incredibly talented wrestlers both male and female that all have an opportunity to make a name for themselves . I mean there is going to be a lot of bruised egos, a lot of people are going to be disappointed. I mean I won't be one of the disappointed because win or lose I still have this baby on my shoulder and that makes it all better. So you guys when twenty nine of you have been tossed and the reality of it sets in and you see and old man standing in YOUR ring holding YOUR companies title...”
Noah pauses, smiles and then laughs...
“...don't cry to much cause I told ya this was how it was going to end....”
This video promo was brought to you by Noah Hanson Inc.
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"I mean why can't people be like Kitty Petrova, incredibly talented fighter, fought her once in OCW, she came out on top. She had a good run in OCW and while I don't know what caused her to part ways with the company but her being in this deal makes her a very dangerous addition. She has it all the skill, talent and bravado to make it to the end. I would not be shocked to see her standing at the end, the top five left, wouldn't be a total shock to see her walk out with the top prize either you never know how these things are going to go. Do I think I can win this? Sure and I bet there are going to be a long list of talented stars that are going to come out here and make the SAME EXACT claims. They are the best, they are going to show everyone that they have what it takes to be the very best in this company and maybe they do. Without a doubt if you don't come into this match believing from the moment that you step into the match that you are going to walk out with the belt and your hand raised in victory than you might as well not even be in this match. And while I know I said earlier that winning the match isn't that important to me and it isn't but that doesn't mean that I am going into this match just to get my boots polished. No, I have every intention of going out there and outlasting each and every so called star. I mean if you look at someone like Kandi Washington, she was in North Atlantic Wrestling at a time where it was slowly starting to fall apart and while I think Kandi is talented there is also a lot of controversy that seems to follow Kandi around no matter what fed she comes to. Now that might be a bit of her reputation in this business but hey who am I to throw stones at someone because of the history someone might have in this business. And I mean when you see someone like Kandi signing up for something like this you know you're getting a double edged sword. You get the talent, it's there in spades incredibly talented, she has done a lot in this business. But then you flip the card over and there is all the chaos, the drama, the shenanigans that has followed her for as long as she has been in this business. I've seen it first hand, but if you can look past the drama and bullshit and just deal with the talent, she has to be considered a favorite in this whole thing.”
Noah pauses and taps his fingers on the desk and then smiles as he looks at the camera.
“Someone said I needed to look at a dude that is in this named Alex Scott, people said to me...”you really need to look at this dude, he is really something”. And I was like “really?” and they were like “Yeah man he is really a top notch contender in all this.” To be honest I shrugged it off, looked at his bio and thought to myself “Are they sure they were talking about the same person?” I mean I looked at his bio and nothing seemed to stand out. I am guessing that the people that think he is something must have a real hard on for the dude. I mean he has this chick that is also in this deal but you know how girlfriends and this business go? They usually don't or in my case they get hurt. So I don't know Mr. Scott, can't say that I am impressed or threatened by anything he might say or do about me but just think about this real hard pal. We cross paths in the match and I guess we'll find out if your little hype machine has really been doing you justice or if your ass might have just been writing checks that the rest of you can't fucking cash. Now that isn't to say that the man doesn't have talent but in a match like this you might not wanna make enemies before the match even gets started. I mean I looked at his bio and the only thing that stands out is the fact that he admits that he has little dick syndrome and I guess that is a thing in the land of Canada. I mean really there is not a damn thing that Canada does well. I mean if we could also build a damn wall to the North that would be fucking great as well cause those fuckers up North are just as useless as the ones to our South. I mean they use the metric system and they measure home-runs in like meters and shit it is all just garbage up there and saying your from there doesn't fucking help you one damn bit. In fact it makes you shoot all the way to the top of my list of douche bags.”
Noah gets up and grabs the World Wrestling Headquarters World title and drapes it over his shoulder and walks around his den, showing off all his accolades, his titles, his three hall of fame rings, pictures with various movie and television stars. He shakes his head.
“Alex Scott I get it, people say I need to check you out, need see what you are all about and I disagree. I don't need to see or hear anything about you because I have seen it hundreds of times. People hear that I am in the building, that I am going to be at a show and regardless of if they hate me, like me or for whatever reason they might have they just want to see me but the fact remains true from day one. People are always going to be jealous of what I've done, people are always going to want what I have and I get it, you might have a girl like Melancholy but maybe you might be worried that when she sees a man. A real man like the one that is standing right here in front of you, you see the chiseled body, the charisma that is oozing from every pour, the god given talent and you have to wonder to yourself “Is she looking at him when I'm not looking at her?” Think about it pal, you are probably one of those kinds, talks a bunch but really doesn't have much to really say. You probably are in the gym right fucking now, training for the match for a fucking battle royal. You know how I'm going to train? I don't have to train, I am already the smartest person in the ring and I have had free room and board in your head and I don't have a fucking clue or even care to have a fucking clue who the hell you are. Oh and you might wanna have your little girlfriend change her gimmick because I've had that whole deal trademarked for years so if you don't want my legal team coming down hard on her and guessing by your little dick problem she obviously doesn't have to worry 'bout that from you. You might wanna consider changing that little deal up and quick.”
Noah laughs.
“But again Canucks are usually not the smartest of people I mean they are Canadians for a reason am I right?”
Noah again smiles, amusing himself at how clever he is being and then continues.
“See I don't want to downplay anyone that is entering the battle royal, anything can happen and anyone can win this whole thing that is the beauty of a match like this. But I just want to say this regardless of what happens it has been an honor getting a chance to come in here and fight for this company and to fight against a group of incredibly talented wrestlers both male and female that all have an opportunity to make a name for themselves . I mean there is going to be a lot of bruised egos, a lot of people are going to be disappointed. I mean I won't be one of the disappointed because win or lose I still have this baby on my shoulder and that makes it all better. So you guys when twenty nine of you have been tossed and the reality of it sets in and you see and old man standing in YOUR ring holding YOUR companies title...”
Noah pauses, smiles and then laughs...
“...don't cry to much cause I told ya this was how it was going to end....”
This video promo was brought to you by Noah Hanson Inc.
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