You Asked For This

It's a rather chilly night in Chiefland, Florida as Krytos can be seen walking down a dirt path that is dimly lit by the street lamps. He had just finished streaming for the night and wanted to get some fresh air. Partially because his brother was stinking the house up with his farting habit but his Rottweiler named Sneed had to use the bathroom.

Hello everyone in Revolution 1 Wrestling, it is I the "God of War" himself. Two weeks ago, my brother and I faced off against a new tag team here in Rev 1. That team being The Hurts. Before I say what I want to say about this really stupid situation, let me remind you that my brother and I told The Hurts that they were in way over their heads. We tried to be nice and show them respect.

Sneed is sniffing the ground as he takes off down the path. Krytos just watches since his family owns the surrounding properties.

I don't quite understand why Arthur was complaining about me "cheating" when his darling sister gave me a Low Blow right in front of the referee. Not to mention, they were constantly in the ring for more than five seconds and not many tags were utilized. Yet, Arthur wants to blame me because his rookie ass got caught. Listen Arthur, I know you are used to being the top guy on the ballroom floor but I got news for ya homie. This isn't a dance competition. This is professional wrestling and if we were being technical about how the match ended. Eli was the one who pinned not me. I just even the playing field every time you punks wanted to try and cheat.

Krytos is watching his dog chase after a rabbit when the front door swings open.

Charlie are you out here?

Krytos hangs his head as his older brother Eli steps out into the first step in just his boxers. Thankfully, they are surrounded by trees. Krytos is shaking his head while placing the palm of his right hand a little over his forehead as Eli walks down the steps and meets his brother.

What are you doing Eli?

While I was enjoying this nice tv show with my eyes closed, I had this e Tiffany.

What in the world is an e-Tiffany?

Eli looks at his brother while giving him a look like you don't know.

You know E-Tiffany.

Do you mean epiphany?

Eli takes his left index finger, scratches the side of his head as confusion covers his face.

I don't know what that is but any coo. I was thinking about the Hufflepuffs we are facing on Legacy.

Krytos looks at Eli a little shocked but softly pats him on the shoulder.

It's not us this time Eli. That Arthur dude got upset after we embarrassed them. He wanted to face me in a one on one match.

Eli looks at his brother with a giant grin on his face.

Stop playing man. What's our strategy for the dancing powder puffs?

Krytos shakes his while looking up towards the sky. He mouths "Why me" as Eli looks up as well while scratching the other side of his face.

Who you looking at Charlie? Are you looking at that deformed face in that big ball of cheese in the sky?

Krytos sighs while looking back down at his brother.

Eli, we don't have a match on Legacy. I have a match on Legacy. It's not just any match. It's a steel cage match where escaping the cage is the only way to win. I am quite sure that young Arthur will be too consumed with anger that he will come up short in our one on one encounter. Did you know that they blamed me for the reason they lost?

Now that's just plain silly. Everyone saw me pinning his powder puff behind in the middle of the ring.

Apparently, young Arthur didn't take kindly to how we went about it. I wonder what excuse he will have after I leave him in a broken heap. Does he not know that I am quicker and faster than him? I am more graceful like a swan while he is more like a bull in a China shop.

Eli's squint while trying to envision a bull inside a China shop.

Bulls can't fit inside one of those places. They would tear the place apart.

Krytos palms his face while dragging it down.

That's the point Eli. Young Arthur proved to the world that his skills inside the ring are as limited as his vocabulary. I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to paint me as some cheating insect but he would be wrong. I am not a cheater. I am a fighter and pretty good one. If Young Arthur wants to have a long career in this business then he needs to accept that we owned him and sister. She even had the nerve to blame the loss on her twisted ankle. Hey G, do you know how many times I twisted my ankle in a match? The answer is more than I can count. Not once did I use it as an excuse. My mentor would have a field day with the both of you. Mainly because he strongly despises rookies. That's what you showed the world after the match. Instead of admitting your own faults, you blamed me. Well, who you going to blame when the God of War rolls over you. Are you going to blame me again or are you going to have the ball...?

Eli quickly puts his hand over his little brother's mouth while looking around.

I know what you are about to say little brother but I don't think that's PG. Little Scotty could be listening.

Krytos looks at Eli who finally removed his hand from his brother's lips.

There is no one out here but us. You haven't spoken to Little Scotty ever since he stole your last paycheck.

Little Scotty was hungry alright.

Krytos shakes his head while turning his head toward the direction his dog had run off towards. He licks his lips before letting out a perfect whistle. Eli tries to whistle but stumbles forward.

Let's not forget one thing Arthur. You asked for this and once I am done embarrassing you yet again. The Griffins will be two and zero against the dancing powder puffs. I don't think you are prepared for what I can bring but that's where the real fun begins.

Sneed comes charging down the dirt path as Krytos leads him back in the house. The scene fades on Eli throwing himself onto the ground screaming "Bleep you, Little Scotty!"