Post by THE OVERBAKER on Oct 4, 2021 4:17:17 GMT -5
The scene opens to THE OVERBAKER and Sue Chef supervising their cult known as “The Foodies” digging up a grave. Unlike the usual creepy cemetery scene, this is in broad daylight instead of spooky night. The camera sneaks between them and shows the name on the tombstone to be Nathan “Raging Dead” Gust. Yes, verily he is the dead husband of the woman THE OVERBAKER is saddled to face against on the upcoming episode of SIN. Is this real? Is this the true grave of Sarah Pet-tits’ one and only someone?
Maybe. Maybe not. It could just as easily be a mock up. A total fake. But it’s the thought that counts, right? Only Sarah Pet-Tits knows.
Sue notices the camera and smiles oh so deliciously evil.
”Ooooohhhh yyyyyeessss, my OVERBAKER has got something special cooked up for Sarah this Boosday on SIN! We thought it would be special to do this, since our poor little Sarah Warah Gummy Gummy Gumdrop Pet-tits is just such a speccccciiiaaalll woman. How could we not do something oh so very special for her? Hmmmm? Oooohhh yeeeees.”
Sue nods her head in that creepy way with the bugged out eyes and weird mouth gesture.
The Foodies bring the casket out of the grave and tear it open with absolutely zero regard. THE OVERBAKER snatches Nathan’s skeletal form out of the coffin and chokeslams it to pieces on the tombstone bearing his name. The Foodies collect the scattered bones and hurry over to a kitchen Sue Chef has set up near the gravesite. They busy themselves cutting up veggies, potatoes, meats and the like while THE OVERBAKER hovers over them in all his cookly dominance.
"I’m terribly sorry for my OVERBAKER’S refusal to speak right now. He’s a bit salty hehe, get it? Salty? Cause he’s a chef. Hehe. Anyway, yes he’s salty over being so horribly mistreated by management since his arrival. First, they weren’t professional enough to get fire insurance for the arenas that hold their shows in, and then took most of his pay as a punishment. Secondly, they put him in a match with Kincaid, who interested us about as much as a piece of lint in the dryer, and then we lost because the cafeteria staff was about to deliver food to fans and wrestlers that could have poisoned them! What did my OVERBAKER get as reward for his heroism? Booked in a totes unfair handicap match against two of the hottest young talents not only in Revo 1 but across the wrestling universe!”
THE OVERBAKER hears her, gets angry, and big boots a few tombstones over.
”Sarah Pettis, woe to you for what Revo 1 has done to my poor, poor, innocent little OVERBAKER! Woe to you for daring to accept this match. He is angry. He is beyond pissed. We know how badly he’s gonna maul you on SIN, which is why we’ve gone out of our way with this special meal for you!”
Sue gestures to the kitchen where THE OVERBAKER has taken over. He shatters some of Nathan’s bones to powdered-dust and then snorts the bone powder with a straw… just like druggies do cocaine. He offers it to his Foodies and they snort too. THE OVERBAKER starts moving in a very fast manner far beyond what his massive frame should be able to do. Within moments he has overcooked and overbaked a delicious set of meals.
The camera gets closer to the meals and showcases them. Sue narrates each one.
”This is the Nathan Pot Pie… annnnd this one is the Raging Dead A’ la Mode…. Annnnd this one is the Gust of Deliciousness…. Annnnd mmmm this one is the Chicken Cordon Nathan!”
She taste tests one and gives it a big thumbs way way up. THE OVERBAKER finally speaks, face meshed with disdain, eyes bulged and seething.
”Sarah, you being on SIN is the right place, because what you did to your husband is a SIN. He was once a warrior, a legend it is said, then he became a jobber. His brains got bashed in so much it turned to oatmeal. He was a zombie. And you let him keep going to battle. He would have listened to you if you told him to stop or threatened to leave him. You did none of that. Frank may have murdered him in the ring but I hold you as an accomplice for letting it go that far. And I hold Nathan in contempt for ever marrying a shitbrain like you. These meals set before you weren’t made out of affection or honor or tribute. These are the least meals which I will feed you, forcefully if I have to, this Tuesday. And if you deny me, you will…. EAT! MY! CRUUUUUST!”
His face goes into a demonic scrunch. His eyes roll into his head. And with that, the Foodies load up Sarah’s last meals into the funeral hearse vehicle that THE OVERBAKER has converted into a food delivery automobile. THE OVERBAKER reveals he has saved the skull of Nathan Gust instead of putting it into the food like he did the rest of the skeleton. Sue Chef holds up the mixing bowl and leads THE OVERBAKER to the front of the hearse where he affixes the skull onto the hood ornament.
After that sickening display with the skull as the hood ornament now, everyone loads up in the hearse and other vehicles and begin the convoy to wherever the SIN episode will be taking place.
The End.
Maybe. Maybe not. It could just as easily be a mock up. A total fake. But it’s the thought that counts, right? Only Sarah Pet-Tits knows.
Sue notices the camera and smiles oh so deliciously evil.
”Ooooohhhh yyyyyeessss, my OVERBAKER has got something special cooked up for Sarah this Boosday on SIN! We thought it would be special to do this, since our poor little Sarah Warah Gummy Gummy Gumdrop Pet-tits is just such a speccccciiiaaalll woman. How could we not do something oh so very special for her? Hmmmm? Oooohhh yeeeees.”
Sue nods her head in that creepy way with the bugged out eyes and weird mouth gesture.
The Foodies bring the casket out of the grave and tear it open with absolutely zero regard. THE OVERBAKER snatches Nathan’s skeletal form out of the coffin and chokeslams it to pieces on the tombstone bearing his name. The Foodies collect the scattered bones and hurry over to a kitchen Sue Chef has set up near the gravesite. They busy themselves cutting up veggies, potatoes, meats and the like while THE OVERBAKER hovers over them in all his cookly dominance.
"I’m terribly sorry for my OVERBAKER’S refusal to speak right now. He’s a bit salty hehe, get it? Salty? Cause he’s a chef. Hehe. Anyway, yes he’s salty over being so horribly mistreated by management since his arrival. First, they weren’t professional enough to get fire insurance for the arenas that hold their shows in, and then took most of his pay as a punishment. Secondly, they put him in a match with Kincaid, who interested us about as much as a piece of lint in the dryer, and then we lost because the cafeteria staff was about to deliver food to fans and wrestlers that could have poisoned them! What did my OVERBAKER get as reward for his heroism? Booked in a totes unfair handicap match against two of the hottest young talents not only in Revo 1 but across the wrestling universe!”
THE OVERBAKER hears her, gets angry, and big boots a few tombstones over.
”Sarah Pettis, woe to you for what Revo 1 has done to my poor, poor, innocent little OVERBAKER! Woe to you for daring to accept this match. He is angry. He is beyond pissed. We know how badly he’s gonna maul you on SIN, which is why we’ve gone out of our way with this special meal for you!”
Sue gestures to the kitchen where THE OVERBAKER has taken over. He shatters some of Nathan’s bones to powdered-dust and then snorts the bone powder with a straw… just like druggies do cocaine. He offers it to his Foodies and they snort too. THE OVERBAKER starts moving in a very fast manner far beyond what his massive frame should be able to do. Within moments he has overcooked and overbaked a delicious set of meals.
The camera gets closer to the meals and showcases them. Sue narrates each one.
”This is the Nathan Pot Pie… annnnd this one is the Raging Dead A’ la Mode…. Annnnd this one is the Gust of Deliciousness…. Annnnd mmmm this one is the Chicken Cordon Nathan!”
She taste tests one and gives it a big thumbs way way up. THE OVERBAKER finally speaks, face meshed with disdain, eyes bulged and seething.
”Sarah, you being on SIN is the right place, because what you did to your husband is a SIN. He was once a warrior, a legend it is said, then he became a jobber. His brains got bashed in so much it turned to oatmeal. He was a zombie. And you let him keep going to battle. He would have listened to you if you told him to stop or threatened to leave him. You did none of that. Frank may have murdered him in the ring but I hold you as an accomplice for letting it go that far. And I hold Nathan in contempt for ever marrying a shitbrain like you. These meals set before you weren’t made out of affection or honor or tribute. These are the least meals which I will feed you, forcefully if I have to, this Tuesday. And if you deny me, you will…. EAT! MY! CRUUUUUST!”
His face goes into a demonic scrunch. His eyes roll into his head. And with that, the Foodies load up Sarah’s last meals into the funeral hearse vehicle that THE OVERBAKER has converted into a food delivery automobile. THE OVERBAKER reveals he has saved the skull of Nathan Gust instead of putting it into the food like he did the rest of the skeleton. Sue Chef holds up the mixing bowl and leads THE OVERBAKER to the front of the hearse where he affixes the skull onto the hood ornament.
After that sickening display with the skull as the hood ornament now, everyone loads up in the hearse and other vehicles and begin the convoy to wherever the SIN episode will be taking place.
The End.
