Horrorcore Hustle IX: Full of Sugar Honey Ice & Tea
Sept 27, 2021 19:08:23 GMT -5
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Post by Jessie Lee on Sept 27, 2021 19:08:23 GMT -5
"REVOLUTIONISTS!"
"Jus' how good is it to see the Revolution One alive an' thrivin' following the bombshell events of Remembrance? Yeah, it's REEEEEEEAL good t' see an' it's even better to be main eventin' the Tuesday Night LEEgacy Supershow that's transpirin' from the capital of the United States! Honestly, it's pretty fuckin' groovy to think about. Between this an' bein' down at ringside when my boi Jinny became the SIN World CHampion it's been pretty impossible to be upset 'bout comin' in fourth in the battle royal. In fact, I pretty much became the poster girl for the company with how much they plastered me all over the show. I mean c'mon now; I'm boppin' Zander's tacky lacky about like a ragdoll, I'm the centerpiece catalyst that really kickstarted the whole quote-unquote "Blood Feud" between Anya and Khaos, an' I make to the final four in heavily promoted battle royal?"
"Yeah, I'm the face of Tuesday Night Legacy an' there ain't a thing anyone can do 'bout it; least all that looney drongo Daniel Dream."
"See, ol' Danny-boy is the poor sod that next up on the choppin' block of the Horrorcore Hottie's historic second reign an' it's lookin' mighty fuckin' bleak for the crown prince of edge. I mean, for the better part of twenty-twenty one the bloke has been the inept schmuck gettin' his ass smacked about while his so-called Left Hand "friends" laughed at him. Whether it was by the hand of those Unstable fellas, Khaos, Case Holidon't, or even my self it's been made pretty clear that ol' Danny-boy ain't worth a quarter of the money that the big boss sheila's of Revo One are payin' him."
"I mean, fuck dude. When are ya goin' to actually follow through with your words an' step the fuck up?"
"Seriously, Dan-dilly, you were pretty willin' to spout off things about bein' the best and how you would be the one to carry this amazin' company on your back once ya became Revolution One Heavyweight Champion. Ya seemed pretty fuckin' adamant that beatin' Khaos an' bein' the champ was gonna be your undeniable destiny. In fact, you were so bloody delusional that ya actually thought that people even remembered that you were EVER a Revolution One World Champion or that anyone even CARED 'bout it to begin with. Hell, I highly doubt that any of the hardcore Revolutionists or even the deathcore level of niche wrestling fans even remember how whorishly expansive your wrestling career has been! The fact is you're simply forgettable as all fuck an' nobody would care if ya ACTUALLY packed up an' retired; for real this time."
"Then again, if I had to have THAT many gimmick changes then I'd wanna be forgotten too."
"That's always been kinda your problem, hasn't it? No matter how many championship straps ya win or how many shallow Hall of Fame inductions you're a part of, Daniel Dream has just never been anything to write home about. A guy like you can win a title, repeat who ya beat for it till you're blue in the face, an' it's still in one ear an' right out the other. No matter how many name changes ya go through Morbid-Danial-Carnage-Carnivore-whateverthefuck Dream has never had that one quality it takes to really stand out in this business."
"Why?"
"Cause you're soo full of shit that even the blind can see how much of a disingenuous scumsucking scrub you are."
"You're gonna carry this company on your back? You're gonna be the greatest Revo One Heavyweight Champion? Tell me, Danny-donger, just how the fuck do you plan to do that when you can't be bothered to give a fuck about this place unless they're shoving a title match into your spoiled fuckin' face? Did the Left Hand give a damn 'bout bringin' out the best in people in order to give the Revolutionists the best matches possible? Nah bruh, y'all were too busy desperately tryin' to be your egos and that did turn out too well; did it?"
"Anya lost her International strap to Mark Kelly, thanks to me, an' she also ended up eatin' a hot steamy pile of dogshit when she tried to step to Khaos."
"You? You ate a similar pile when you tried your hand as well. The only difference is that you made a fool of yourself by your own volition and admitted to the entire world that your legacy didn't mean shit unless ya beat Khaos."
"Which ya didn't."
"Whoopsies."
"Now, I know you're gonna sit there in your little cardboard castle an' your gonna ramble off like some desperate delusional twat 'bout how I'm nothin' more than a dumb bitch that'll never amount to much or whatever it is that'll put your wannabe Dracula ass back into its comfort zone, but the reality is that I'mma 'bout to bust down your egotistical walls like I'm gonna bust your jaw this Tuesday Night. See, unlike you, I'm fully committed to carrying Revolution One into the future at whatever the cost. In fact, I've been doin' so for a better part of the year while you were busy bein' the baby-back bottom bitch of the Left Hand."
"So do it, Daniel."
"Step to me in the unification match and I'll show you EXACTLY what it takes to beat someone like Khaos. I'll show you why I'm the only lass to pull Jenova outta Magglesaur an' laugh about it! I'll show what it takes to truly some-fucking-body in THIS industry of PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING. If ya can't find the courage to do that much then I suggest you do the very thing that has DEFINED the Futures Championship; turn tail an' fuckin' run. Cause I'm comin', Danny-oy, an' you can bet that the Aussie Assault ain't plannin' on takin' any fuckin' prisoners when it comes to unifying these straps an' cementin' the beginnings of her legacy this Tuesday night!"
"I'm relentless!"
"I'm LEEthal!"
"I'm Jessie Lee!"
"Now."
"Let's....."
"Fuckin'......."
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
