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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:20:14 GMT -5
We see a graphic showing that International Champion Anya Coyle is staying on Sin! New attitude and all.
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:20:33 GMT -5
A graphic shows that the cursed witch herself, Samantha Voxx, is drafted to Legacy.
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:20:48 GMT -5
After a brief intermission from the action, the fans all begin to file back into their seats as the lights go out and a dark organ begins to play, haunting the arena.
Case: Hooo boy, are you ready Trey!?
Trey: Ready for what…?
Case: Ready for Jojo, bay-bee!
The fans all look around, wondering what type of “Undertaker-type” shit we were about to see when suddenly… the music crescendos, the lights begin to flash in a variety of seizure-inducing colors and the music changes to… “Living La Vida Loca” by Ricky Martin. Case looks around confused as Trey is doing his best not to fall off his announcers chair from laughing too hard. Jojo emerges from the back, wearing a Jason-type hockey mask over his face, along with adoring a pair of old X-Pac tights and a white t-shirt. The fans don’t quite know what to make of this “freak” as he dances his way down the ramp.
Alara: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Woodbury, New Jersey… standing at five-feet-nine, weighing in at one-hundred and eighty pounds… Jojo!
Case: I’m… speechless.
Jojo dances his way into the ring, going up to the official, Kenny Walker, and trying to get him to dance with him. Kenny waves Jojo off as his music, thankfully, ceases playing.
Alara: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York… standing at five-feet-four, weighing in at one hundred and twenty-five pounds… she is the NEW Revo1 World Champion… Cartier!!!
Pyros and Fireworks begin exploding all over the stage as “212” by Azealia Banks hits the loud speakers. The fans all rise up out of their seats as Cartier emerges from the smoke, holding the World Championship high for all to see. Cartier is wearing her signature one piece singlet style gear with hose leggings. This one is decked out all in gold, with the letters “OMG” written across her chest region in a bright silver diamonds.
Trey: Tremendous bout between Cartier and Miles a mere week ago at Allegiance!
Case: Definitely one of those matches where it’s just unfortunate that there has to be a loser, Trey.
Trey: You seem like you have your finger on the pulse of today’s pop culture, Case… what does “OMG” stand for?
Case: Obviously it stands for the “Original Mother Goddess” Trey, try and keep up…
Cartier makes her way down to the ring, rolling into it and raising the Revo1 World Championship high above her head.
Trey: Whether you love her or hate her, Cartier getting a great deal of admiration from the fans here in Kansas City.
Jojo suddenly rushes in, attacking Cartier from behind. He leaps into the air, wraps his arm around her neck, and drives her face-first into the mat with a “Running Bulldog”!
Trey: What the hell…!?
Case: Guess Jojo wasn’t impressed by our World Champion!
Kenny, like the rest of the audience, appears shell-shocked as Cartier lays on the mat, possibly unconscious. Jojo jumps up to his feet and starts dancing again, as if he had already won the match. The fans begin booing him relentlessly, a few “Jojo sucks” chant starting from the crowd.
Case: He calls that move the “Jojo Go Boom”, Trey!
Trey: I don’t care what he calls it; it’s a damn ambush on our new World Champion!
Jojo doesn’t seem to like the reaction he is getting from the crowd and cups his hands together over his mouth. He throws his head back and lets out a carnal scream, yelling the word “Boritos!”
Trey: Now what is he doing?
Case: Something tells me, we don’t want to know.
From behind the curtain, an overweight, mask-wearing, ex-Spanish wrestler emerges, stomping his way down the ring. Jojo is jumping up and down with glee as Kenny checks on Cartier, who is beginning to stir. Jojo yells for Boritos to “get the ladder!”... absolutely ripping off the Dudley’s “get the table” shtick. Boritos nods his head as he throws back the ring apron and starts to crawl under the ring. Jojo goes over to the ropes, checking on his manager, as Cartier makes her way to her feet. The ringing of the bell causes Jojo to freeze, as if suddenly realizing that someone, or something, was behind him. He turns around only for Cartier to meet him with a “Rear View”!
Trey: “Eat This Ass”!
Case: Uh… no thank you, Trey!
Trey: No, that’s the name of the move, Case!
Case: Sure it is…
While the two announcers argue over the semantics, Cartier’s derriere appears to be stuck on Jojo’s mask. Jojo lays on the mat, flailing about as Cartier sits on his face, at first disturbed at the outcome of events, but then laughing at her victim.
Case: I’m not sure what is going on here Trey. Is this a pin attempt? A submission, maybe?
Kenny, too, doesn’t seem to know whether to count Jojo down or check to see if he wants to submit. Cartier finally manages to free herself as she rolls off of Jojo, who is seen gasping for breath. Cartier makes her way to the nearest turnbuckle as she ascends to the top. She balances herself on the top rope, before flipping off, her leg landing across Jojo’s exposed neck with a “Somersault Legdrop”!
Trey: What a move by Cartier and this may be it!
Cartier scrambles into the cover, hooking the leg as Kenny drops to his knees. One… Two… Thr-kickout!
Case: Jojo barely able to get the shoulder up there!
Boritos finally emerges from under the ring, only instead of a standard-size ladder; he seems to have found a very small step-ladder. He looks into the ring to see that his client isn’t fairing very well and decides to toss the ladder into the ring. Only his aim is off and it lands squarely on Jojo’s ribs! Jojo begins rolling around the ring in pain as Kenny makes his way over to the ropes, demanding Boritos stay out of the match. With the referee’s back turned, Cartier gets an idea in her head as she unfolds the ladder and sets it up. Pulling Jojo to his feet, she grabs him from behind, her arms wrapping around his waist. Cartier then falls backwards, lifting Jojo up and slamming him down right on top of the step-ladder with a “Backdrop Driver”!
Trey: Oh my God, did you hear the noise his head made!?
Case: Jojo’s dancing days may be over after that Trey.
Jojo’s body seemed to bounce off the ladder like an accordion as he found himself on his knees; his head spinning around like he was a character in a video game and it was time to “Finish Him”. Cartier seemed willing to oblige as she rushed in, leaping into the air and driving her knee right into his face with a “Kinshasa”!
Trey: “Empire State of Mind” and this one should be over!
Cartier floated into the cover but the referee was still distracted by Boritos, who was now on the apron and trying to muscle his big frame into the ring. Cartier yelled for Kenny to make the count but she could tell he had his hands full. Moving off of Jojo, Cartier grabbed the step ladder and set it up behind Kenny. Making sure it was set just right, Cartier then bounced off the ropes, used the step-ladder as a type of catapult, and launched herself over Kenny and onto Boritos, driving her knees right into his face with a “Meteora”!
Trey: Cartier has had enough of the outside interference and just took out Jojo’s manager with an unbelievable move!
Boritos crashed hard onto his back on the outside of the ring as Cartier’s weight landed mostly on his head/neck, before she rolled through. Checking to make sure that he was good and out, Cartier stuck her tongue out at him before sliding back into the ring. As she rose to her feet, she was caught unaware by a lunging Jojo, who drove the sole of his boot right under her chin with a vicious “Superkick”!
Case: A “Superkick” out of nowhere by Jojo and he may’ve just stolen one here!
Jojo quickly scampered into the cover as Kenny got down and made the count. One… Two… Kick-out!
Trey: Too close for comfort for Cartier there!
Jojo slammed his fist down on the mat in annoyance as he tried to shake off his frustrations. Ascending to the top turnbuckle, Jojo taunted for Cartier to get up as she slowly began to get to her feet. Turning, Cartier was met with a “Front Dropkick” by Jojo, the force of the impact sending Cartier tumbling backwards and into the nearby turnbuckle, where her head rested against the bottom ropes. Jojo did his best “Spin-a-roonie” impression before he saw the precarious position Cartier was in now.
Trey: What does Jojo have up his sleeve now!?
Jojo rushed forward, launching himself up into the air, looking for a “Bronco Buster” type move, but Cartier was able to roll out of the way at the last second. Jojo landed hard on his under-carriage, forcing a high-pitched squeak to emanate from his lips. Cartier looked to take advantage of Jojo’s misfortune, grabbing him and rolling him up with the ever-dangerous “School Boy Rollup”. One… Two… Kick-out!
Case: Looks like Jojo’s not going down that easily.
Trey: Or maybe he is Case, look!
Despite the fact that Jojo had managed to kick out, he now found himself in an even worse position as Cartier managed to trap his arms behind his back and began applying pressure to the neck/chin region of Jojo with the “Brutalizer”!
Trey: Cartier has the “Ballin’ Brutalizer” locked in and this may be the end for Jojo!
With nowhere to go, Jojo tells the ref to call it as he signals for the bell to be rung, granting the victory to Cartier by submission! Cartier keeps the hold locked in a few more seconds, for good measure, before relinquishing the hold and rising to her feet. Kenny brings her the World Championship belt as she hoists it high above her head once more.
Trey: A hell-of-an-effort for Jojo in his debut but Cartier proved, once again, why she is the new Revo1 World Champion!
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:21:05 GMT -5
Revolution fades to commercial break as Dorian Rhodes comes onto the camera. He’s found in a huge bathroom as he’s standing in front of a shower. He’s holding a bar of soap with a huge grin upon his face.
“Do you ever feel dirty? Does the days grit and grim make your skin crawl?”
Dorian Rhodes then removes his shirt and the camera watches as he drops it to the floor. His feet are captured before a pair of boxers are as well dropped to the floor.
A hand begins to turn the water knobs and reaches out touching the warmth of the running water. The camera then switches to an upper body shot of Dorian Rhodes stepping into the shower.
He scrubs his arms and chest with the bar of soap.
Washing away the suds and the water runs down his face clearing his eyes. He looks straight into the camera as he begins to speak.
“Dove Soap.
When you need to wash away dirt or the disgusting sweat of an opponent. It’s the only soap that you need.”
He portrays a grin upon his face as the camera momentarily fades before we see him standing in front of a mirror. He buttons the final buttons of a shirt and winks at the camera.
“Dorian Rhodes believes in cleanliness and hates soap and ring scum.”
The camera fades as his arrogance is depicted across his face.
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:21:17 GMT -5
A graphic is shown announcing that PASHA is staying home on Sin!
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:21:43 GMT -5
A graphic shows that Thomas Snow and Legacy have signed LILIANNA ROSE!
We cut backstage to Kylie Moore's office
Kylie: What in the literal fuck? Who hired that bitch?
The camera pans to show Lilianna Rose, whip in hand and clad in leather, as she smirks at Kylie and blows a kiss at her.
Lilianna: Hey bestie! Did ya miss me?
She walks off as Kylie rolls her eyes.
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:22:04 GMT -5
A graphic shows Sin signed the undefeated, "Not" Richard Dweck.
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:22:20 GMT -5
A graphic shows Legacy has signed the mysterious redhead ARCANA!
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:22:47 GMT -5
We see a graphic of Sierra Silver with the Sin logo behind her. We cut to a pre taped segment.
Sierra Silver is seen bouncing up and down, a beaming smile on her face. By her side, looking a bit disappointed is her best friend and Tuesday Night Legacy general manager Thomas Snow.
Sierra: Henlo! It is I, Sierra HECK’N Silver!
Sierra does a little supervillain pose before gesturing to Thomas.
Sierra: Lookie! It’s a Supervillains in Training reunion! The band’s back together! The two amigos! The-
Thomas: Uh, Si?
Sierra: Right! I wanted to say that I am so so SO excited to be home here in Revo Uno! Sister Sin is back on Sin! I am so HYPE to bring my malicious brand of EVIL to the do-gooders of Sin! And while I’m taking over the world of Sin, my boi Tommy is going to rule over his world of Legacy! The SVIT are going to rule FIVEEVER!
Sierra caps off her speech with a big, tight hug to Snow, He gives a bittersweet smile and returns the hug.
Thomas: Good luck, Si. I’ll be cheering you on as always.
Sierra: YAS!
Sierra releases Snow and rushes up to the camera so only her face is in the frame.
Sierra: Let this be a warning to everyone on Tuesday Night Sin! ALL WILL BE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:23:07 GMT -5
A graphic shows that LEGACY has signed Lilianna Rose's protege Sylk Michaels!
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:23:21 GMT -5
A graphic shows that Sin chooses Chase Blackley!
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:23:40 GMT -5
A graphic shows that Legacy chooses Austin St Peters!
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:23:55 GMT -5
A graphic shows that Sin chooses Taysia Lattimore!
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:24:32 GMT -5
A graphic shows that Legacy chooses Jessie Lee and Logan Burgess!
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Post by Kylie Moore on Mar 10, 2021 0:25:01 GMT -5
A graphic shows that Sin chooses Richard Dweck and Jojo the Dancing Freak!
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