CoolTubeSource presents: Mang, I wish Nurvy had won
Aug 19, 2020 11:54:55 GMT -5
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Post by lacklan on Aug 19, 2020 11:54:55 GMT -5
HIIIIIII-iiiiiii!
This is your reason for being, YOUR Revolution1 Wrestling World Champion, here having some yummy lunch in France. I am a few hours away from defending my OTHER championship, the XWF Universal (hi, Geri!), and I wanted to take a moment to mention something real quick:
The vast majority of you are a bunch of whiny pissbabies.
“NOTICE ME! NOTICE ME, SENPAI!”
Sweet Baby Jesus, the STATE of this fucking place.
I will have PLENTY to say in the appropriate forum (in a promotional video, obviously, and NOT on that THOT-trap that is twitter...CHRIST you guys are shitty), but please allow me a moment to lay something out:
There isn’t a single member of the MadClan (yes yes, they’re dead...we’ll see how long THAT lasts), whether they are current, past, present, future, in-training, prospect, has-been, retired, forgotten, not yet born, OR MORE who can get anywhere NEAR a victory over me. Just a bunch of tryhard pissbabies (hi, Madwoman! Looking forward to your next hiatus!) who get triggered over people pointing out their utter idiocy (hi, Kitty!) and lack of logic or skill (you're not in the MadClan, but hi, Evan-Lee Chase!). And I am SO confident in that proclamation ("How confident are you?!") that I am going to do something that MOST of YOU PEOPLE don’t understand on a conceptual level:
I’m going to back up what I say.
I am SO CONFIDENT in my ability to beat ANY member of the MadClan that I will put EVERYTHING on the line.
Including my contract.
Not just my pride. Not just the chance of embarrassing the FUCK out of myself by losing to someone like freakin’ Kalinda (“IF I LOSE THEN THAT’S CHEATING BECAUSE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW UNSTOPPABLE I AM HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT ROXY COTTON MADE FUN OF ME BECAUSE I’M A FUCKING BLUE ROBOT AND I RESPONDED BY CALLING HER RACIST WASN’T THAT FUNNY?!”). Not JUST my Revo1 (no Rev1, for the goddamn morons that botched it on Day One and CONTINUE to botch it) Championship. But my very ability to wrestle here.
Literally ANY of you MadClan crybabies.
Hear that, Daniel?
Hear that, Madman?
This is your chance, buddy. I’ll put it ALL on the line.
But!
Oh, BUT!
So do you.
Want to call me yellow?
Want to cry out to the world that I’m afraid because I don’t give a fuck about following any of you shitty fucks on goddamn Twitter?!. Then put YOUR money where YOUR mouth is.
Title for title.
Contract for contract.
I win? I walk out as a double champion and you NEVER get to lace up for Revolution1.
You win? YOU walk out as a double champion and I have to do the walk of shame.
Got the balls, dearie?
I do.