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Post by Madman Szalinski on Aug 14, 2020 12:43:37 GMT -5
Basically, someone dropped a kid on my doorstep like six weeks ago and now I need to find babysitters to watch him while I'm in the ring wrestling.
I can't exactly bring the little man to ringside during my World Title match with Sarah Lacklan on August 25th in Indianapolis, so I've got no choice but to ask you, my fellow fans and wrestlers who didn't get booked, if you can help a brother out.
I'll pay you in money, weed or spare arcade cabinet parts. Whatever works out best for you.
And since I see this being a reoccuring problem, I'm going to make a scheduling book here so nobody forgets. That way I'm not stuck leaving him at the commentary table with Trey and Case. I wouldn't want Cecilia and Kylie to get any bright ideas and try making him the third man in the booth.
August 25th -
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Post by The Midnight King on Aug 14, 2020 12:59:23 GMT -5
Did someone say babysitter?
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Post by ✟ The Cheneys ✟ on Aug 14, 2020 13:01:13 GMT -5
I, Father Jefferson Cheney, have done a wonderful job raising kids. I have eight of my own. All God fearing, hard working Americans. I would be more than happy to watch your bastard child while you are competing in the ring. You do not even have to pay me.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Aug 14, 2020 16:46:54 GMT -5
Did someone say babysitter? Yes Dad. Because you did such a good job with your own kids.
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Post by The Midnight King on Aug 14, 2020 16:53:42 GMT -5
Did someone say babysitter? Yes Dad. Because you did such a good job with your own kids. You aren't dead. I call that a win. A little concerned about your crack addiction, son.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Aug 14, 2020 17:44:04 GMT -5
Yes Dad. Because you did such a good job with your own kids. You aren't dead. I call that a win. A little concerned about your crack addiction, son. Maybe if I smoke some more I'll actually believe a word you say.
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Post by The Midnight King on Aug 14, 2020 17:58:07 GMT -5
You aren't dead. I call that a win. A little concerned about your crack addiction, son. Maybe if I smoke some more I'll actually believe a word you say. Let me know if you need to borrow a flashlight.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Aug 17, 2020 19:29:20 GMT -5
After receiving some interest here, and more via private message and social media, I have made a decision. Whoever got selected, you know who you are. Now don't tell anybody else so people can act surprised next Tuesday Night Sin.
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