Post by Sierra Silver on Nov 4, 2019 23:37:13 GMT -5
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“Trinity Vlog #1 - Sister Sin's Arrival” by SisterSin
The video opens on a bedroom that is intricately and expertly decorated with bookshelves, paintings, and other set props.
Suddenly Sierra Silver rises up from the bottom of the screen, a huge smile on her face.
“What is up, sinners? I am the coolest, the prettiest, the hottest, the youngest, the flashiest, fastest-rising talent in pro wrestling today. The quintessential internet champion, Sister Sin, Sierra Silver!
“So, the cat’s out of the bag! I, the Lion Sin of Pride, Sierra Silver, have signed with Trinity Wrestling. A free agent no more! Not only that, but I also reunited with my tag team partner and best friend, Tommy Thomas Snow! I can’t tell you how excited I am to finally tag with that guy again.”
The video switches to b-roll footage of Sierra, Thomas, and Cooper walking through an airport and boarding the plane as a voiceover from Silver played.
“Our first stop on the Deadly Sins reunion tour takes us to Chicago, Illinois in a matchup against Haven. I gotta be honest, I don’t know if I can go through with this match. These little girls remind me too much of my little cousins. How am I supposed to fight a couple of cuties who look like they couldn’t hurt a fly?
“AND THEN I REMEMBER THEY’RE ACTUALLY TERRIFYING!”
More B-roll footage of Cooper tapping on his tray table as if it were a drum set, Thomas deep in concentration on a book, and a hand reaching from behind the camera to poke a sleeping Thomas’ face among other plane ride antics.
“That’s right. They’re not as sweet and innocent as they try to appear. They’re like those creepy girls from The Shining.
“‘Come and play with us, Sierra. Forever and ever and ever’
“Heeeeck naw. I’m noping right outta there! I’m not falling for your kawaii barbie doll BS! With that said, though, I’m not going to tuck tail and run from those freaks. Have you ever noticed that a lot of the scariest villains in movies are, in reality, the least threatening? Dolls, children, sentient snowmen. It doesn’t matter if Chucky has a knife in his hand. Take a running start and punt that bastard!
“That’s what Tommy and I plan to do. We’re going to take these Heaven’s Gate meets pastel princess freaks and kick them through the uprights like we’re Adam Vinatieri and Sebastian Janikowski.”
The scene cuts to Sierra, Thomas, and Cooper walking through the airport with their luggage in tow.
“Awright! We are here in beautiful-”
“And cold”
“...And cold… Chicago Illinois!”
Sierra emphasizes the S sound in Illinois.
“We’ve been in Cali for the past few months, so it’s a bit more chilly than I’m used to, but Tommy and I grew up in cold-as-balls Iowa, so it’s nothing we haven’t been in before, right Tommy?”
“I still prefer the warm, though.”
“Oh, yeah. Me too… I wanna go back.”
Some upbeat, royalty-free music begins playing
A jump cut shows the group walking through a dark rental car parking lot. Another one showing off the car they rented. Another showed Cooper behind the wheel and Thomas waving from the backseat.
A shot out the window, the scenery flying by, cars passing and being passed. Finally, a shot of the car pulling into the arena parking lot and of the group walking through the “talent only” door.
The music fades out as Sierra and Thomas are seen sat in catering.
“Here we are!”
Sierra spins the camera around, capturing many of the other wrestlers as they ate their food. Some scowl as they catch sight of the camera. Finally, she points it back to herself.
“As you can see, just like high school, Tommy and I are the only ones who get to sit at the cool kids' table. And y’know what? That’s just fine. I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
She throws an arm around Thomas who chuckles and nods.
“Other people scare me.”
“Same! So, the docket for today is as follows. We wolf down salads like we’re starving brontosauruses, hit the promo studio and spit bars on our sorry opponents this week, then we hit the meet & greet, then run AAAAAALL the way back and get dressed. Finally, we go out there and put on a barn burner. So, I’m gonna put you down and we’re gonna get to it!”
The scene cuts to Sierra and Thomas walking in the backstage area.
“Okie! Next up is to cut the good word. Onto the promo studio!
…
“Where is the promo studio?”
Snow and Silver laugh.
“Here, I know. Let me show-”
Suddenly maniacal laughter can be heard. Thomas and Sierra both turn to face the source of the laughing. Off to one corner, Mr. Giggles and Ringmaster Issac Barnum are seen. Giggles is the source of the laughing meanwhile Barnum is nodding, clearly pleased with whatever is going on. Both Thomas and Sierra quickly walk away, Thomas taking her hand and leading her to where they need to go.
“Okay, moving on!”
The next scene is The Deadly Sins wearing their new t-shirts, staring directly into the camera.
“Trinity Wrestling! A holy war is coming. Thomas Snow, Sierra Silver, The Deadly Sins are coming to bring peace back to Trinity Wrestling, to restore order to the kingdom!”
“Okay, Si, relax. I appreciate the enthusiasm but we’re not actually members of the Seven Deadly Sins, I’m sad to say.”
“Right. Sorry. I’m just so excited to debut on Sin! You and me tagging together for the first time in forever, and we get to take out those weird ladies of Haven!”
“Well, just temper your expectations. You know my success rate as of late.”
“Yeah but now you got me, Tommy. And together we’re un. stop. a. Ble! With our powers combined, we’re gonna *censored* them up!”
“Woah! Si, you can’t say that on TV!”
“*censored* sorry! Oh *censored*! *censored* dammit! I’m sorry!”
Thomas covers Sierra’s mouth with his hand.
“I think her point is… We’re going to beat Haven.”
Silver pulls Thomas’ hand away.
“We’re not just gonna hurt them, but we’re gonna destroy those creepy Manson Family rejects!”
Thomas opens his mouth to speak but Sierra cuts him off.
“One of them is this sweet innocent girl, Pandora. On the other hand, this overly sexualized Phoenix. And with the number of gay wrestlers we got here in Trinity, no offense Tommy, I wouldn’t be surprised if Phoenix is a registered kid diddler with that poor Pandora!”
“...Kid diddler?”
“Yes, Thomas. Kid diddler. We’re doing the Lord's work here, Tommy boy! We’re exposing a child predator to the world! Not only that but a child predator SLASH cult leader! It’s a two for one special, Tommy boy!”
“The cult thing, that’s a given. But you can’t just go around throwing out such serious accusations.”
“But look at the facts!”
“There are no facts! Ugh, this promo has gone off the rails…”
“I don’t know, I think it’s the best we’ve ever done.”
“*sigh* For real, though. Haven, like anyone else, can be beaten. And they have been beaten before, a few times. I remember when they eliminated themselves in the world title battle royal way back when.”
“Before they kidnapped sweet Pasha! Those animals!”
“...Right. Anyway, I know Haven isn’t all bad. But that doesn’t change the fact that Si and I are going to bring everything we’ve got. We want to win, we need to win and-”
“And by golly, we are going to win! By hook or by crook we’re leaving Chicago Illinois-”
Sierra again emphasizes the silent S sound in Illinois.
“-with the W! With the power of God and anime on our side, we are going to force-feed these Church of Scientology rip-offs their own Kool-Aid!”
"Just don't call them the greatest of all time. I heard that's a big no-no now."
"Really? Lame."
Thomas shrugs
“I just hope the TW higher-ups are watching. Because We’re going to make it very clear that, when or if tag team titles are introduced, we want them. And we’re coming for them."
“Because we’re the Deadly Sins!"
“And nobody is more powerful than a deadly sin.”
The picture fades to black before shifting to the pair walking out of the promo room.
“Well, I think that went well.”
“It certainly was entertaining.”
“Yep! Now, let’s meet and slash or greet some of these fine Trinity fans. And by we, I mean T. Because he’s the superstar and I’m the newbie.”
The video switches to another montage of Thomas and Sierra taking pictures with fans, signing autographs, and other interesting things.
In the middle of the montage, it stops on a little girl with a Deadly Sins t-shirt holding a handmade paper replica of Silver’s DMPW TV title belt.
“Look at how awesome this is! Look at it! This is awesome! Even better than the one I had!”
This makes the little girl giggle.
The montage continues then switches to Sierra in her dressing room once it concluded. Silver is in the middle of tying her boots up when Thomas is heard from behind the camera.
“So, you nervous about your debut?”
“Not at all. I was born to do this, you were born to do this, we’re gonna kick some kid diddler and diddley ass tonight!”
“Diddley?”
“Shut up!”
Sierra hops up to her feet, proudly displaying her wrestling gear to the camera.
“Let’s do this!”
The pair walk out as the shot fades to black.
Highlights of their tag match begin playing in the background as another voiceover from Sierra begins to play.
“And so, in closing, I just wanted to say thanks. Thank you to Trinity Wrestling for giving me this opportunity. Thank you to Tommy for reigniting my love for this business. And, more importantly, thank you to all seven hundred and fifty thousand of you who continue to stick by me through the ups and downs of my career. You sinners are awesome...
“Oh, and thank you to Haven, who has kindly volunteered to receive the first ass whooping from The Deadly Sins in Trinity Wrestling history! You guys are the real MVPs!
“Anyways, like, subscribe, hit the bell and all that jazz! I am Sister Sin, Sierra Silver, and I’ll see you next time! Bye!”
-end of video-
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“Trinity Vlog #1 - Sister Sin's Arrival” by SisterSin
The video opens on a bedroom that is intricately and expertly decorated with bookshelves, paintings, and other set props.
Suddenly Sierra Silver rises up from the bottom of the screen, a huge smile on her face.
“What is up, sinners? I am the coolest, the prettiest, the hottest, the youngest, the flashiest, fastest-rising talent in pro wrestling today. The quintessential internet champion, Sister Sin, Sierra Silver!
“So, the cat’s out of the bag! I, the Lion Sin of Pride, Sierra Silver, have signed with Trinity Wrestling. A free agent no more! Not only that, but I also reunited with my tag team partner and best friend, Tommy Thomas Snow! I can’t tell you how excited I am to finally tag with that guy again.”
The video switches to b-roll footage of Sierra, Thomas, and Cooper walking through an airport and boarding the plane as a voiceover from Silver played.
“Our first stop on the Deadly Sins reunion tour takes us to Chicago, Illinois in a matchup against Haven. I gotta be honest, I don’t know if I can go through with this match. These little girls remind me too much of my little cousins. How am I supposed to fight a couple of cuties who look like they couldn’t hurt a fly?
“AND THEN I REMEMBER THEY’RE ACTUALLY TERRIFYING!”
More B-roll footage of Cooper tapping on his tray table as if it were a drum set, Thomas deep in concentration on a book, and a hand reaching from behind the camera to poke a sleeping Thomas’ face among other plane ride antics.
“That’s right. They’re not as sweet and innocent as they try to appear. They’re like those creepy girls from The Shining.
“‘Come and play with us, Sierra. Forever and ever and ever’
“Heeeeck naw. I’m noping right outta there! I’m not falling for your kawaii barbie doll BS! With that said, though, I’m not going to tuck tail and run from those freaks. Have you ever noticed that a lot of the scariest villains in movies are, in reality, the least threatening? Dolls, children, sentient snowmen. It doesn’t matter if Chucky has a knife in his hand. Take a running start and punt that bastard!
“That’s what Tommy and I plan to do. We’re going to take these Heaven’s Gate meets pastel princess freaks and kick them through the uprights like we’re Adam Vinatieri and Sebastian Janikowski.”
The scene cuts to Sierra, Thomas, and Cooper walking through the airport with their luggage in tow.
“Awright! We are here in beautiful-”
“And cold”
“...And cold… Chicago Illinois!”
Sierra emphasizes the S sound in Illinois.
“We’ve been in Cali for the past few months, so it’s a bit more chilly than I’m used to, but Tommy and I grew up in cold-as-balls Iowa, so it’s nothing we haven’t been in before, right Tommy?”
“I still prefer the warm, though.”
“Oh, yeah. Me too… I wanna go back.”
Some upbeat, royalty-free music begins playing
A jump cut shows the group walking through a dark rental car parking lot. Another one showing off the car they rented. Another showed Cooper behind the wheel and Thomas waving from the backseat.
A shot out the window, the scenery flying by, cars passing and being passed. Finally, a shot of the car pulling into the arena parking lot and of the group walking through the “talent only” door.
The music fades out as Sierra and Thomas are seen sat in catering.
“Here we are!”
Sierra spins the camera around, capturing many of the other wrestlers as they ate their food. Some scowl as they catch sight of the camera. Finally, she points it back to herself.
“As you can see, just like high school, Tommy and I are the only ones who get to sit at the cool kids' table. And y’know what? That’s just fine. I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
She throws an arm around Thomas who chuckles and nods.
“Other people scare me.”
“Same! So, the docket for today is as follows. We wolf down salads like we’re starving brontosauruses, hit the promo studio and spit bars on our sorry opponents this week, then we hit the meet & greet, then run AAAAAALL the way back and get dressed. Finally, we go out there and put on a barn burner. So, I’m gonna put you down and we’re gonna get to it!”
The scene cuts to Sierra and Thomas walking in the backstage area.
“Okie! Next up is to cut the good word. Onto the promo studio!
…
“Where is the promo studio?”
Snow and Silver laugh.
“Here, I know. Let me show-”
Suddenly maniacal laughter can be heard. Thomas and Sierra both turn to face the source of the laughing. Off to one corner, Mr. Giggles and Ringmaster Issac Barnum are seen. Giggles is the source of the laughing meanwhile Barnum is nodding, clearly pleased with whatever is going on. Both Thomas and Sierra quickly walk away, Thomas taking her hand and leading her to where they need to go.
“Okay, moving on!”
The next scene is The Deadly Sins wearing their new t-shirts, staring directly into the camera.
“Trinity Wrestling! A holy war is coming. Thomas Snow, Sierra Silver, The Deadly Sins are coming to bring peace back to Trinity Wrestling, to restore order to the kingdom!”
“Okay, Si, relax. I appreciate the enthusiasm but we’re not actually members of the Seven Deadly Sins, I’m sad to say.”
“Right. Sorry. I’m just so excited to debut on Sin! You and me tagging together for the first time in forever, and we get to take out those weird ladies of Haven!”
“Well, just temper your expectations. You know my success rate as of late.”
“Yeah but now you got me, Tommy. And together we’re un. stop. a. Ble! With our powers combined, we’re gonna *censored* them up!”
“Woah! Si, you can’t say that on TV!”
“*censored* sorry! Oh *censored*! *censored* dammit! I’m sorry!”
Thomas covers Sierra’s mouth with his hand.
“I think her point is… We’re going to beat Haven.”
Silver pulls Thomas’ hand away.
“We’re not just gonna hurt them, but we’re gonna destroy those creepy Manson Family rejects!”
Thomas opens his mouth to speak but Sierra cuts him off.
“One of them is this sweet innocent girl, Pandora. On the other hand, this overly sexualized Phoenix. And with the number of gay wrestlers we got here in Trinity, no offense Tommy, I wouldn’t be surprised if Phoenix is a registered kid diddler with that poor Pandora!”
“...Kid diddler?”
“Yes, Thomas. Kid diddler. We’re doing the Lord's work here, Tommy boy! We’re exposing a child predator to the world! Not only that but a child predator SLASH cult leader! It’s a two for one special, Tommy boy!”
“The cult thing, that’s a given. But you can’t just go around throwing out such serious accusations.”
“But look at the facts!”
“There are no facts! Ugh, this promo has gone off the rails…”
“I don’t know, I think it’s the best we’ve ever done.”
“*sigh* For real, though. Haven, like anyone else, can be beaten. And they have been beaten before, a few times. I remember when they eliminated themselves in the world title battle royal way back when.”
“Before they kidnapped sweet Pasha! Those animals!”
“...Right. Anyway, I know Haven isn’t all bad. But that doesn’t change the fact that Si and I are going to bring everything we’ve got. We want to win, we need to win and-”
“And by golly, we are going to win! By hook or by crook we’re leaving Chicago Illinois-”
Sierra again emphasizes the silent S sound in Illinois.
“-with the W! With the power of God and anime on our side, we are going to force-feed these Church of Scientology rip-offs their own Kool-Aid!”
"Just don't call them the greatest of all time. I heard that's a big no-no now."
"Really? Lame."
Thomas shrugs
“I just hope the TW higher-ups are watching. Because We’re going to make it very clear that, when or if tag team titles are introduced, we want them. And we’re coming for them."
“Because we’re the Deadly Sins!"
“And nobody is more powerful than a deadly sin.”
The picture fades to black before shifting to the pair walking out of the promo room.
“Well, I think that went well.”
“It certainly was entertaining.”
“Yep! Now, let’s meet and slash or greet some of these fine Trinity fans. And by we, I mean T. Because he’s the superstar and I’m the newbie.”
The video switches to another montage of Thomas and Sierra taking pictures with fans, signing autographs, and other interesting things.
In the middle of the montage, it stops on a little girl with a Deadly Sins t-shirt holding a handmade paper replica of Silver’s DMPW TV title belt.
“Look at how awesome this is! Look at it! This is awesome! Even better than the one I had!”
This makes the little girl giggle.
The montage continues then switches to Sierra in her dressing room once it concluded. Silver is in the middle of tying her boots up when Thomas is heard from behind the camera.
“So, you nervous about your debut?”
“Not at all. I was born to do this, you were born to do this, we’re gonna kick some kid diddler and diddley ass tonight!”
“Diddley?”
“Shut up!”
Sierra hops up to her feet, proudly displaying her wrestling gear to the camera.
“Let’s do this!”
The pair walk out as the shot fades to black.
Highlights of their tag match begin playing in the background as another voiceover from Sierra begins to play.
“And so, in closing, I just wanted to say thanks. Thank you to Trinity Wrestling for giving me this opportunity. Thank you to Tommy for reigniting my love for this business. And, more importantly, thank you to all seven hundred and fifty thousand of you who continue to stick by me through the ups and downs of my career. You sinners are awesome...
“Oh, and thank you to Haven, who has kindly volunteered to receive the first ass whooping from The Deadly Sins in Trinity Wrestling history! You guys are the real MVPs!
“Anyways, like, subscribe, hit the bell and all that jazz! I am Sister Sin, Sierra Silver, and I’ll see you next time! Bye!”
-end of video-
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