Post by "Action" Jack Jackson on Oct 21, 2019 16:22:01 GMT -5
The sun beats down outside the Grand Hotel in Michigan, a slight breeze reducing the temperature a little. One man however does not seem phased by the cool conditions, Dressed as always in a stars-and-stripes-themed zubaz with a t-shirt emblazoned with a bald eagle, "Action" Jack Jackson enters the hotel and makes straight for the restaurant, looking around he spots the man who requested a meeting with him, trying to remain inconspicuous underneath dark sunglasses and a black bowler hat. Action Jackson approaches the table where the man is seated and pulls out a chair, shooting a puzzled look towards the figure sitting across from him. Jack Jackson settles in his seat and takes off his sunglasses.
The Man In The Hat: Did anybody notice you coming in?
"Action" Jack Jackson "Bitch, please! Do ya think that someone can sneak up on me?! I got them ninja skills Now take the damn hat off, Sir.
The man duly obliges, removing the hat and glasses, revealing himself to be none other than (Oh jeez) infamous President of the United States, Donald Trump! -But not really, this is Trinity wrestling...like Why the hell would he show up on a wrestling show?! -Besides the fact one time he totally did- this Donald Trump is a lookalike, and for the purposes of sheer entertainment, you're all going to believe that this is the Donald, OK? Good.-
"Donald Trump:" Good, I don't want anybody crawling around taking pictures just 'cause the President is talking to Action Jack Jackson.
"Action" Jack Jackson: What do you wanna talk about, Sir? What is it this time?
"Donald Trump:" "I need a favor."
"Action" Jack Jackson: Of course you do, every President asked me for favors….Obama, Clinton….JFK
Donald Trump: He died in the '60s."
"Action" Jack Jackson: Yeah, I can time travel, no biggie but anyone what do you need?
Donald Trump: Because Jack I wanna make sure you do what I did
"Action" Jack Jackson: : "Yeah, that covers a lot of stuff that is going to be a big fat nope from me
Donald Trump: Win. I need you to be a winner! I need you to win the six-man tag tonight and win the mystery prize! I think it might be a get out of jail free card! I might need that soon
"Action" Jack Jackson: : Is that it? Man! I got this all under control, I have damn good partners in Miles A. Way and Kelly Penkzee-Nelson, besides Mr President, I'm undefeated remember?
Donald Trump: Yeah I remember, and you don't remember that you won a number one contender match for the nomad championship! And you're still waiting for a shot! They're treating you like a joke!
"Action" Jack Jackson: Why are you, so interested in my wrestling career all of a sudden?
Donald Trump: You don't know wrestling like I do,
"Action" Jack Jackson: Of course, Action Jackson knows wrestling. Action Jackson is the greatest wrestler in the world, I know wrestling like my own mama!
Donald Trump: No! You see Jack the thing about wrestling is that I made it in 2007! Before I went to WrestleMania no one even heard of it, now, it's a big thing! I made wrestling! Take Graham Clauson, "Evil Princess" Abbi Stein and Adelaide Ainsworth, they HATE real America because they're not a winner like me or you. If it weren't for me, they wouldn't even be wrestlers! I trained them! Personally! It's a fact! Look it up! I made them now, and I wanted to unmake them, but they're clever Jack! That's why these losers have gone to where I could never get them! Because I could totally beat them up! And that's why you need to take him down, Jack. That's why you've gotta end it, once and for all.
"Action" Jack Jackson: (Slightly creeped out by the President) Um, yeah I know; I know what I gotta do and what's all this paranoid crap? You got nothing to worry about That bald piece of crap, Princess fluffy bottom and what's her face is totally going down! And when Action Jackson gives them a red white and blue beat down whoops his red and yellow candy ass tomorrow night, you can sleep soundly once again.
Donald Trump: "They're all out to get me, Jack! All these haters and losers, hate me! And refuse to see how great I am! They hate America!
Trump leans over as he talks
Donald Trump:They're watching me, all three of them always wanting to take me down at the first opportunity. But you can't let that happen, Jack, you've gotta end it!
"Action" Jack Jackson:(Even more creeped out) Donald! You ain't got nothing to worry about, man! This is Action Jack Jackson! You're talking to; All American hero I bailed your billionaire candy ass out before, And even though you're a creepy paranoid nutjob, whose REALLY too close to his daughter! I still dig your ass out of a hole. I'm still there when it counted when it mattered most. Because I believe in America! And I stand by it no matter what.
Donald Trump: Yeah, you're right, you do. You're America's greatest weapon(Evil laugh) Hahaha. (Psychotic voice) And now you're gonna send those three all the way to hell, where Donald Trump will be waiting.
"Action" Jack Jackson: (Completely creeped out now) Uhh, yeah! OK, I've never heard anybody talk like that before, but that's OK, you're Donald Trump You've got Satan on speed-dial so I'm n not gonna ask where in the blue hell that voice came from. Just don't do it again in front of me….like...ever
Donald Trump: I'm sorry Jack, I don't know where that came from. It's just sometimes when I talk about the wrestlers you face like GC or Abbi Stein or Adelaide Ainsworth I just wish that their (Psychotic voice returns) soul would rot in hell where I, DONALD TRUMP can celebrate as they waste away along with all my other haters! Send everyone who blocked me on twitter too, I say!
"Action" Jack Jackson: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Time out, Donald. I can't be dealing with all this psychotic crap, you gotta get a hold of yourself, man.
Donald Trump: I'm supposed to get a hold of myself? When everyone is out to get me!
Trump gets up from his chair and shouts rather crazily at the camera.
Donald Trump: When you keep trying to pick fights with my personal friend Parsha!? And you didn't even bring an autograph from him to me?
Someone from the productions team tells Trump to calm down as Action Jackson to gets up from his seat.
Donald Trump: Don't tell me to calm down! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? (He throws the tablecloth and everything on it out of the way and proceeds towards the camera) HUH?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M PRESIDENT OF THE U-
SMACK-!
Trump falls out of camera shot as we spin to the side and catch sight of Action Jackson holding a now broken restaurant chair, an expression of complete amazement on his face.
"Action" Jack Jackson: : "...And I'm Action Jack Jackson
As Action Jackson finishes speaking, we immediately cut to black, and a message slowly appears on the screen.
"Thankfully, Action Jackson was not injured in the filming of this interview, and for the safety of the entire universe, The President has now been committed to a nearby mental institution. Trinity apologises for any distress caused by the appearance of a bona fide maniac in our programming."