Post by Jessie Lee on Aug 23, 2021 22:12:58 GMT -5
"IT'S!"
"TIME!"
"IT'S!"
"TIME!"
"IT'S!"
"TONI!"
"TERMINATION!"
"TIME!"
After the ear bleedingly loud sound of static claimed the familiar beginnings of an equally familiar catchphrase, the image of the newly crowned 2 time Horrorcore Champion could be seen sitting inside the examination rooms at the University of Pittsburg Medical Center. Needless to say, there is a Doctor sitting not far away; nose buried in paperwork. After a few moments of silent anticipation, the
"Well, Miss Lee, according to x-rays there isn't anything broken or fractured. Your overall health seems fine, but some of those cuts will leave scarring."
"Never a problem. I'm not ashamed of a handful or two of scars."
"Well, that's good to hear. Other than that I would say that you are completely clear to compete tonight."
"Sounds fuckin' grand to me Doc."
Taken aback from the sudden expletive, the middle-aged white-haired bloke could only clear his throat as Jessie smiled unapologetically; completely unaffected by the harsh look he had reflexively shot in her direction. Clearly more amused than anything else, the young Aussie hopped off the table.
"Well, can we get this bill settled up? I've gotta prepare for a match in a couple of hours an' help with the rest of the prep. Like, I need to be there as soon as possible."
"uh......ye-yes. I will lead the way to the front desk and you can get it taken care of from there."
"Fuckin' shiny mate."
20 MINUTES LATER
Revolution One's dauntless obliterator of faces could be seen leaning against the large white surface that bore the telltale markings of one of the many ambulances that were often seen in the city of Pittsburg. However, the friendly demeanor seen earlier was now utterly gone. Instead, the frigidly focused glare affixed to her face was that of a woman truly focused.
Jessie Lee wasn't the bish to fuck with!
"I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that I wasn't the one you were expectin' to face was I, Toni? Then again I would have to say that I wasn't the one that anyone was expectin' to see me step out onto that stage in Cleveland last week at Legacy. Yet, I did just that and I blew the roof off of the Rocket Mortage Fieldhouse in the main event so bloody brutal that Revolution One hadn't seen anythin' like it before! Hell, even Mags said that the match was fuckin' amazin'......until that salty bitch inside 'er woke up an' began goin' full-on Karen. Like.....fuck.it was sad. Even so, that doesn't change the reality that I became the first person to hold the Horrorcore Championship for a second time."
"Oh right, ya probably weren't watchin' but I beat Mighty Magpie and that demon parasite thing that's rottin' her from the inside out."
"Which brings us to the here and now and just how royally screwed ya are. Cause let's face it, Toni Beasley ain't on the level of the Aussie Assault. No matter how hard ya try to imitate me there just isn't any way you can get to this level. It doesn't matter how many times you call me a "bitch" or how vehemently declare that your ring work is superior to mine. The fact is when I step into the ring there are VERY few in Revolution One that can step to me an' you clearly ain't one of them. Don't fret, ya goofy ankle-biter, even those that CAN go toe-to-toe with the Baddest Bish find it real fuckin' hard to get the win."
"Ya do remember who Casey Holiday, Jason Ryan, Damien Carter, and even my boi Jin Min-Jun are, right?"
"I doubt you do, ya don't strike me as somebody that pays attention to anyone else until you're forced to fight 'em inside the ring. Which kinda makes sense since you were clearly only thinkin' 'bout yourself when you decided to abandon your FAMILY and jumped ship here to Revolution One. I mean, what sort of self-absorbed uncaring narcissistic cunt would completely abandon her own family just so she could get her dreams squashed day fuckin' one? Yeah, that'd be you ya scrub. Now ya might be an ignorant fuck and say that I'm the say way; that I'm a cowardly fuck that couldn't the pressure like yourself. However, let me remind ya that after losing to Dorian Rhodes I went on an unprecedented winning streak and took the entirety of the Revolution Roster by the throat."
"I didn't shrug my shoulder and tell myself there was always next time."
"I didn't rely on luck to get my momentum started."
"I fuckin' powered through and MADE my opportunities!"
"Whether it be decimatin' Amelia Hearts, causing the end of Anya Coyle's International Championship reign, or clownin' the Legacy Heavyweight Champion himself I have done nothing but show the entire world that Jessie Lee is THE woman to beat here in Revolution One! I have proven that, at any fuckin' moment, go after whatever strap I chose and win it regardless of the drongo that holds it. I have taken this company onto my back when nobody else has had the stomach to do so and I am going to continue carrying them to the top regardless of how much deadweight there is!"
With a primal scream, Jessie moved away from the vehicle before whirled about and viciously slamming her hand onto the ambulance.
"You see this, Toni? This is gonna be somethin' ya find yourself ridin' in once you regain consciousness after I drop ya on your empty fuckin' head with LEETHALITY. Your friend won't be able to prepare you and your sister won't be there to protect you when we step into that ring at the PPG Paints arena this Tuesday Night. This might be your first chance at gold here at Revolution One, but bear in mind that I don't have any issues main' it your LAST. So, Toni, if ya got the guts then......."
"Let's......"
"Fuckin'..........'
"GOOOOOOOOOOOO!"